@sonypraystation

i chew on some alberston chickon bones like a hyena 

swordoftheberserkgutsrage :

I love this song

gucciballs :

hmmm

baku :

baku :

baku :

slay.

no one is allowed to talk shit about tumblr ever again. this site has redeemed itself

yyh :

spilled water on67 my keyb45oard an67d now it adds n67umb45ers to some keys FML

me thinkin bout my future wife

jus watch till the scene ends

one of them nights

mechanicalpaw :

@scientists fuck Latin the new universal scientific language is Spongebob memes

princemaker :

this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12

tilthat :

TIL that it takes 45 minutes to take a poop in space.

via reddit.com

TIL I’ve been an alien this whole time

softspacecat :

pissvortex:

not only did they trick the nc dems to go to a 9/11 memorial while they stayed behind and passed their budget proposal unopposed, the few democrats that stayed behind had their mics cut off and some were even prevented from voting

pissvortex">pissvortex:

the entire reason they pulled this stunt was so they could deny 500,000 north carolinians health care coverage like do you understand how evil this is even by politician standards

pissvortex:

not only did they trick the nc dems to go to a 9/11 memorial while they stayed behind and passed their budget proposal unopposed, the few democrats that stayed behind had their mics cut off and some were even prevented from voting

pissvortex :

every member of the north carolina GOP needs to be barred from holding public office this isnt a joke every single one of them is a lunatic

musashi :

Imagine u go to see a movie and the credits roll and after the legal info it just says “[DON’T tag as kin xx]

rasec-wizzlbang :

goatwishes :

mitsooru :

bad

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

pyreo :

alien: we’re supposed to be mindless tools but I’m weird

steven: that’s called an emotion and it’s normal

alien: oh my fucking god

flvffymomo :

new organs coming out soon

• medium intestine
• gallkidneys
• inferior vena cava
• table of contents
• semi-colon
• die-r (opposite of liver)
• pancreas 2 

jumex :

Some days I’m like..fashion doesn’t matter….some days I’m like. Fashion is all we have

cuchufliqwq :

dirtyalmondchai :

We don’t get what we deserve. We get what we ask for. So ask for more.

alkalinerock :

kisamas :

when i was a kid i used to have the first episode of camp lazlo memorized like shot for shot line for line so when i was on long car rides i would just be like “ok im gonna watch tv now” and my parents would be like wtf this kid talking about

sonypraystation :

“why don’t yo-”

im broke. next question.

trans-susie :

ratsofftoya :

tilthat :

TIL after President Garfield was shot during an assassination attempt in 1881, he was kept alive for several days through rectal feeding, and was even given drams of whisky via his butt. The Dr who treated him was named Dr Doctor.

via reddit.com

doctor doctor give me the news,

I’m kept alive butt chugging booze

bahijd :

「フリクリ プログレ」第5話 、私の原画 My animation for “FLCL Progressive” ep.5.