This may be the most perfect video
Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.
App powered car? 🤦♀️
I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.
WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET
Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.
i noticed my burnout comic was making rounds but the full comic is no longer available after the collegehumor website went offline…. so here it is!!!
i wrote/drew this back in 2018 when i was struggling w hella burnout and depression. i hope everyone is taking care of themselves :3
plus like. we don’t have to find estrogen deposits and drill for it. we make it. if more people use it, we can make more.
I’ve talked about this before but the idea that “transtrenders” are gonna use up a limited supply of hrt is so funny because literally the number of cis people taking hrt outnumbers the number of trans people taking it by like. At least a factor of ten. It is not an uncommon treatment
anyway this is a radar the bat stan account now
anyone who says there’s no such thing as “unproblematic fave”, just look at this lil guy and try to tell me you could honestly bring yourself to cancel him
:’) king of being the first beanie baby whose name is a palindrome… we stan a talented icon
Listen. Batman absolutely did not need to be in Birds of Prey and I’m glad he wasn’t but the idea of him running into Harly post-BOP is so good.
Batman seeing Harley adopt 15 year old Casandra cane: *vine voice* that protégé looks familiar
Harley showing off her hyena to her new vigilante friend: his name is Bruce! Like that Wayne guy! Wait are you choking up???
Batman, strained: he’s just a really good friend and I think he’d be really honored to have his name associated with a good boy that eats creeps
i made a tumblr, and it didnt go great
whenever i make a post, all i get is hate
arguing with strangers, it really is a slog
i know all about politics, i run a hentai blog
I’m a YA book author, I have a tumblr too
I post a lot of info, for my tumblypoos
But then one day my time was up, I read it on the clock
And now my most famous post is about how I love cock
I signed up on tumblr, I didn’t know what to expect.
I thought I could just post and not worry about being fact checked
But once my posts went viral, no one saw my genius
Now all they do is reblog and say “kung pow penis.”
I got a tumblr, it really was quite great
I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.
I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.
Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.
Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
I use this scene to explain implicit bias to people. his first instinct is to assume the aliens are violent and the girl is innocent, but instead of acting on those assumptions he takes time to recognize his bias, look at the situation again, and then act.
People who don’t know about Jojo seeing it out of context is one of my most favorite things.
Dio: Hol horses silence on my nudes is deafening
Vanilla ice: care for me to suck your nuts mlord?
Dio: whats the point