I never uploaded to etsy my big hats, because don’t know how to package them before shipping abroad :c
fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them
stop using hospitals as horror settings
also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)
On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.
remember when one (1) restaurant owner told sarah huckabee sanders that she could not eat at the restaurant because of all the racist lies she’d told but that she could have a free cheese plate to make up for it…and then the US press wailed and wrung their hands about “civility” for days…
the guy who smacked a pie at bill gates needs to make a comeback. if he’s not in jail
fuck the uk but goddamn I wish american democrats could grow a spine like they have. in the uk you have normie middle aged white people approaching politicians and telling them they’re scum who are killing the poor. meanwhile american liberals think calling a politician voldemort on twitter is direct action but anything worse than that and you’re uncivil and helping the republicans.
Me a pokemon trainer: Alright guys yall can eat up!
My Alakazam in my head: Ma’am may I please sit at the table and have a plate it is truly unnecessary for me to eat from a bowl on the ground and actually-
Me: Oh Alakazam you know pokemon don’t have human rights now tell me the answers to my Calculus homework
If you think for one fucking second that all my pokemon wouldn’t be sitting at the table, you’re just wrong. Dinner is a fucking OCCASION. MURKROW OVER HERE GOT A BOW TIE ON. THAT I HAND MADE HIM. AND HE HAS A PERCH IN THE CHAIR THAT I MADE TOO.
Pokemon are of varying intelligence man. Lillipups a dog and lucarios a friend.
yet i let both sit at the table with me for they are valid
Me, sitting at a table with a 6 foot lobster, a massive eel, a tree posessed by a dead child, a cactus that murders people, a Ninja acorn and a ghoust with 2 floating arms:
Ah yes good ol Family dinner
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh
I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you weren’t a fucking coward
this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here
The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly.
The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.
Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation. The Elephant’s Foot is almost as if it is a living creature.
Friendly reminder that this blob of core material was so hot and dense, it melted/burned through three floors of the building before coming to rest in the lowest basement.
And there’s now a unique species of black mold that feeds off the gamma radiation it produces.
Is no one else seriously freaked out by that mold? No? Just me, then?
LOVE that mold!
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy was someone shooting it with a kalashnikov
I can sleep again knowing that The Elephant’s foot is weak to Kalashnikovs
Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity
I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro
I brought my dio figure to thecon i was tabling at and he turned into fucking shrine. $13.75 raked in all by himself. What a fucking legend ✨
This is the money DIO
Reblog to not only bless yourself with money in the near future, but also to reject you humanity!
they should change the US state borders so that the north/south lines between utah, arizona, coloradoa, new mexico, kansas, oklahoma, missouri, arkansas, kentucky, tennessee, virginia, and north carolina are all one smooth continous line.
while we’re at it we should eliminate the state hinted at in bright yellow by expanding oregon and washington. we should construct a massive metallic obelisk that stretches into space in the extant eastern part of said state and also make efforts towards erasing its existence from the public record. montanians will make the ultimate sacrifice and no i will not elaborate.
finally someone who shares in my revelation. let us band together and excise this mistake of a territory from existence.