My rule is, if I can’t see over a horse’s back without needing to stand on something that horse is too big and I don’t want it no matter how nice it is.
What, you mean standing on tiptoes to try to reach your horse’s neck isn’t normal? 😉🤣
See? See? This is what I mean. That’s not a horse, it’s some megafauna playing dressup.
Trying to put a saddle on? Trotting around looking like Link with a new quest item. Putting on a rug would be an entire ordeal. Mounting from the ground is out of the question without aid of a ladder, stairs, or a run up with a vaulting pole.
These blessed paraceratherium, magnificent as as they are, are just an unnecessary amount of horse. Something something folly of man.
Any horse over 17hh is a moose, I don’t make the rules.
Hey op how does this photo make you feel
Frodo with some shire horses
Do you have any headcanons on how Rick would’ve raised beth had things not gone horribly wrong with her and Diane dying?
Gosh he would be the universe’s greatest dad!! Sweet, supporting, caring and all of that! Spoil his lil daughter like she was the center of the whole entire universe.
He will teach her everything about anything and she absulutely love it.
He would probably involve her alot into his science stuff and maybe make her his assistent in the future. I can see Beth following her dad’s path with science instead of becoming a surgeon. They would have done a shit ton of science experiments and maybe explore the universe together. They would spend so much time together in the lab I just now it… Maybe she doesn’t even have to finish collage. Rick will probably just make her his student and teach her everything.
im here for ace kids
im here for scared, confused ace kids not knowing who or what they are
im here for ace kids who dont feel safe, offline or online
im here for ace kids who’re told they’re too young to say that they are
im here for sex repulsed ace kids who’re uncomfortable all the time
im here for ace kids who feel othered, who feel like outcasts
im here for ace kids who feel broken, who hate themselves because of it
you deserve so much more, i’m so sorry for how the world treats you right now
you deserve more. you deserve better. you deserve love and support and happiness, you deserve respect, you deserve safety, you deserve community, representation, people to look up to
i will work my hardest to make sure you guys have these resources, things i desperately needed but never had growing up
you arent in this alone. there are people that support you. there are others who know how it feels. we’re here for you.
you are not alone.
Sorry I haven’t posted in a bit I’m trying not to become one with the void, regular content shall return eventually I promise
Oooh! Could you do Ford and Dipper Pines asexual icons? :DD Thank you!
sorry that took so long but yes !!! :)
Legit all my Ford angsts are about either his hands or his sexuality/romanticism. I swear I tried to do something else, but I had no idea how to write it, so I fell back to what I’m more comfortable with.
IDK if this’ll be considered NSFW? Like, there’s mentions of sex and they’re talking about it, but there’s no actual sex. I headcanon Ford as asexual, so this is exploring that. They’re like,18.
Relativity Falls AU
“…Fiddleford? Can I talk to you?”
“A’course, darlin’,” Fiddleford responded, looking up from his mechanics book. “Is somethin’ wrong?”
“N-no, not exactly,” Ford said nervously, scratching the back of his head. He sat down on the edge of the bed, fidgeting with his fingers. He didn’t look at his boyfriend, instead glancing around the room and at his hands. “I, um, ha-have to tell you something. But… promise you won’t be upset?”
“Stanferd Pines, did you wreck one’a my inventions?” Fiddleford asked sternly, folding his arms.
“No! No, it’s not that,” Ford denied. “S-something else.”
“Oh. Well what is it?” Fiddleford asked, becoming more relaxed. “Yer sweatin’ up a storm, hun. It can’ be that bad, can it?”
“I-I dunno,” Ford mumbled.
“Well c’mon, just tell me,” Fiddleford urged, moving to sit beside Ford. “Yer startin’a worry me.”
“I’m asexual!” Ford blurted out, instantly regretting it as he looked at Fiddleford nervously. Said boy seemed confused before smiling and biting back a giggle.
“Oh, is that it?” Fiddleford asked. “Good Lord, ya were makin’ it seem like it was somethin’ bad.”
“You’re… not upset?” Ford asked, feeling a strange mix of relief and confusion.
“A’course not,” Fiddleford laughed. “Why on Earth would ya think I would be?”
“W-well, aren’t couples supposed to want to, you know…” Ford squirmed as he looked for a way to phrase it, “have sex?”
“Couples don’ have ta do nothin’ if’in they ain’t willin’,” Fiddleford assured, taking one of Ford’s hands. “You can’ help that yer asexual, Ford. Sure, fer a while I had been… lookin’ forward to it, but I ain’t gonna make ya do anythin’ ya don’ wanna do. I would never do that.”
“Really?” Ford smiled lightly, his relief obvious on his face.
“Ah love you fer you, Stanferd,” Fiddleford chuckled. “If ya ain’t comfortable with sex, Ah won’ make ya do it.”
Ford laughed then, and it felt as though all his anxiety left with it. He fell back on the bed, his legs hanging off the edge. Fiddleford laughed too at seeing the joy on his boyfriend’s face.
“Oh, thank God,” Ford beamed. “Fiddleford, thank you so so much.”
“Ain’t nothin’ to be thankin’ me for,” the older boy smiled. “…You really were nervous abou’ tellin’ me, huh?”
“Oh, definitely,” Ford nodded as Fiddleford laid down beside him. “Ever since Bella and Stan started doing it, I sorta felt that…”
“We should?” Fiddleford offered.
“Well… sort of, yeah,” Ford nodded again.
“Well ya don’ gotta worry ‘bout that now, do ya?” Fiddleford grinned, rolling on his side to kiss Ford’s cheek. He laughed, turning his head to meet Fiddleford’s lips.
“No. I don’t.”
I KNOW IT MIGHT NOT SEEM LIKE A LOT BUT IM SO GIDDY ABOUT THIS THANK YOU GUYS ILY ALL <3<3<3
gonna start saying what you all say on here with one word changed and claim parody law
A request if you want it. The boys in any of your AUs enjoying a fall day.
I wasn’t going to colour any of these, but this idea was too cute ;w;