➣ NBD people… Just the latest thing trending on Twitter
➣ Oh, and you can access Trump’s original tweet HERE.
Trump is not well. #Sudafed #addict
Trump was never well. It’s just that now the proof is coming out.
It is at once hilarious and also incredibly frustrating to see this Tango fart man visibly and flagrantly breaking the law in just about every way possible, and every time something new comes out, everyone’s like, “OH!!! THIS WILL BE THE THING THAT RUINS HIM!!! THEY’LL GET HIM FOR THIS ONE SURELY!!!”
And then they don’t, and nothing happens, and then next week we find out that the Tango fart man broke the law in some other stupid, clearly observable way, also with no consequences.
Where did this small Victorian London orphan boy find wifi
i love hannah montana the movie
so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”
put this in the MOMA
i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore
Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste
this is why tumblr is worth pennies now
if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?
him: *chokes me*
me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport
NYC just be like this.