meet Cici, the cookies n’ cream dalmatian!
??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??
First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???
BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.
There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.
I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.
SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.
Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.
That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.
Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.
Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:
Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.
We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day
@crabwalker Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.
You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person.
I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.
He does! Its faint but its there, and it gets worse when hes upset. Its why I picked Shameik Moore (Miles from Into the Spider Verse) as his voice! He has that very subtle but very cute lisp to his voice hehhe
I posted this on Twitter awhile ago (I might even make a full video on this) and I think it’s worth posting here
The core difference between the Sonic movie and Detective Pikachu and why everyone hates Sonic but loves Pikachu is this: Detective Pikachu didn’t sacrifice the game design for the sake of realism
They didn’t try and make all of the Pokemon resemble ‘real’ animals, they all look like themselves; lifted straight out of the games.
And it would have been EASY for them to just include Pokemon that only look like animals, but they’re also including the Pokemon with weirder designs, like Mr. Mime above, and Golurk, which is literally a rock golem
Now compare this to Sonic…
Sonic went too far in trying to make him a ‘real’ animal, resulting in him looking like a hairy little gremlin. He looks like a human wearing a costume…
Like, look at how Detective Pikachu designed Charmander
This comes from the D. Pikachu line of Pokemon cards btw
Now, what if they tried to make him a “real” animal, he’d end up looking something like..
You see the problem?
You made him a real animal, but he only looks like an approximation of what he’s supposed to look like… that’s why people hate the Sonic movie design so much and why you see so many people trying to fix it online.
There’s this weird fear that a distinctly cartoony design can’t work when you’re trying to put a CG character next to real people and that it HAS to look realistic… and that’s simply not true. it’s been PROVEN not true!
Detective Pikachu gets this, their designs are a perfect middle-ground between realistic and cartoon
Let cartoon characters BE cartoon characters
👏👏👏👏👏 thank you!!!
Here’s Daffy Duck abusing Lex Luthor on social media in the DC/Warner Brothers crossover comics
op u cant post this and not tell us how daffy knew that
He doesn’t; he’s implying that’s what Luthor’s bald head looks like sticking out of his turtleneck
It’s so fucking sad that “western” parents are taught that it’s possible to “spoil” a baby and you have to be tougher on them when it goes completely against how they’re supposed to develop. They literally evolved to be carried and tended to 24/7 while their brains develop like lightning and their bodies catch up.
We aren’t even supposed to make them sleep separately from the adults but that’s been so normalized in our culture that Baby Monitors were invented to compensate. How fucked up is that? People put babies in their own separate room and then use gadgetry to constantly listen in on them anyway. Why the hell isn’t it just in your room then.
In Miles Universe
Sorry to disappoint but
This however, means that Miles just deadass wrote “Decembruary” on his test.
Isn’t this during the bit where he’s trying to get things wrong on purpose because he hates his school? Cause that seems like a Miles thing to do.