@stxrksburst

Tony: I want someone to take me out.

Peter: like on a date or with a sniper gun?

Tony: Surprise me

fyeahmarvel :

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

morganstarks :

ouch🤕

stuckysknife:

Steve: Aren’t you a little young to be an Avenger?

Peter: Aren’t you a little old to be alive?

Bucky: Aren’t you a little too point-blank in the telescopic sight of my M1941 Johnson sniper rifle to be talking crap about an American hero?

Steve: Bucky, no–

Steve: *Ranting about something*

Tony: *Sighing* I’m going to be real with you here, I haven’t processed anything for the past hour or so

spideyjlaw:

nochillsteve :

#ICONIC™

quotes-of-various-fandoms:

Peter: Mike Wazowski twerking is the same if he was nodding

Tony, on the verge of a breakdown: For the love of god, please stop

i-am-headcanon:

Tony, sending a card from the afterlife: Chilling in hell, wish you where here

justicefortonystark:

tony: i’m steve’s emergency contact

officer: are you here to pick him up from holding?

tony: i’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact

*Any conflict happens*

The avengers:

zacharylevis :

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) // Avengers: Endgame (2019)

These visuals 😍😍

funnyincorrectmcu :

Peter: *singing to the tune of Old MacDonald* I’m so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am God’s mistake.
Tony: Peter ARE YOU OKAY?!

Thanos: *Walking towards Peter*

Peter: DoNt fUcK wiTH mE¡ I hAvE pOweR oF GOD aNd aNiME oN mY sIDe

Thanos:

The avengers:

Peter: *Launching himself at Thanos* AhhHhHhHhhHhHhhHhHhh

lokisbaes :

Loki: Can I say something real quick?

Loki: This is bullshit.

Loki: That’s all I have to say.

Tony: How many do we win?

Dr strange:

Tony: We need a plan to distract Thanos!!

Peter: Hold my web shooters-

Tony: Peter don’t-

Peter: *Eyes watering* I’m sorry Mr. Stark

Tony: please-

Peter: *Places a draw 4 card down*

Peter: *Currently calling Tony* what would happen if I bit a person, would they be radioactive?

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: Wait a second-

July 2021 is my Endgame 💖