[ID: A VHS screencap of director John Waters sitting with his leg up on a couch, encouraging the viewer to “Get more out of life. See a fucked up movie.” /end ID]
all these gay girls are like “wow i want a big lady to step on me” but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who’s much taller than her and making her submit??? where’s the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???
WHERE’S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS
op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar
[ID: a gif of Skipper jumping on Kowalski and pushing him to the ground. They seem to be arguing. End ID]
I think tumblr should add a ‘king for a day’ feature. This would do very little other than add a crown to the chosen king’s avatar (how blogs are chosen is not revealed) and enable the king to 'carcinize’ blogs, changing their avatar to a crab. I think this would be a good feature because it addresses no problems with the website and also would make some people very mad and that would be funny I think.
the thing is that when well-meaning cis people ask “what are your preferred pronouns” they never offer their own pronouns in exchange, and they don’t ask anyone who isn’t visibly gender nonconforming. Instead of “normalizing” sharing pronouns, what this actually does is train cis people to 1) look for and 2) single out trans people in public in order to perform allyship in a way that is mostly self gratifying. and then they’ll still misgender you
[ID: A tweet from the verified account shah @shahh that reads “don’t scroll past this tweet without showing me the most recent picture in your camera roll 🤭”. @shahh has a profile picture of a “bored ape” NFT. Peter Miller @peter_miller has replied to the first tweet with the ape image. End ID]
What are your thoughts on this?
bruh Mewtwo knows what’s up
Cat meows twice, dropping a leaf in front of a man. The man, seated at a desk, pets the cat.
Man: Aww, thank you Chloe. What a good girl. I will add it to the collection.
The cat walks away in satisfaction. The man picks up the leaf and puts it on a corner of his desk, which is covered in similar leaves.
Watching it without sound the first time just makes the experience all the better.
[ID: a simplistic drawing of a person and their dog. The person is captioned “me struggling to carry a big dangerous object”. They’re sweating heavily, their arms shaking. The dog is captioned “my dog standing directly in my way with no intention of moving”. /end ID].
we need to normalize two little kittens going on a walk no bib no crib no problem
we need to normalize this right now
[ID: a screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail, showing two kittens, one black, one orange standing in the grass, sniffing at each other. The title of the video is “two little kittens on a walk. No bib No crib No problem”. The video is from “Robin Seplut”. /end ID].
[ID: Picture of a bed with text on it that reads “Sleeper agents be like” on the top caption and “time for my next mission” on the bottom. The text is white with a black outline on the letters, and in all caps. /End ID]
why is no one talking about captain sparklez crashing crypto currency with his video about nft minecraft world seeds
this is Epic
“In fact I’ve provided very little commentary beyond listing off information about where the project is currently at. I understand you and your holders may feel like my video jeopardizes future earnings, but I very much doubt there’s much cross over between my audience and the people willing to spend large dollar amounts acquiring an NFT.”
can’t believe behooves is a real word english is so funny. behooves should mean something horse related. need to email the dictionary people
[Image Description: Tags by user bigsky that read: #lil wayne was behooved in that jacuzzi./End ID]
Image: 4 simple Drawings of bears in thin blue pen. From left to right, a bear standing up looking at the front, a bear on it’s stomach leaning on it’s paw, a bear turned away from the camera looking to the left and a bear sitting looking to the right. End image description.
buncha Fantasy High drawings because I am Obsessed
[Image description: digital drawings of characters from the Fantasy High campaign of Dimension 20, set mostly during Sophomore Year. First we see two drawings of Riz Gukgak. He is wearing brown formal clothes with gold accents and suspenders, he has many freckles and scars, and a long tail. In the first, he is holding his briefcase and bringing a gloved hand to his face as he looks down suspiciously. In the second, he is shown from the neck-up, smiling confidently.
Next we see Kristen Applebees, who is fat, wearing a yellow kerchief on her head, a green t-shirt with a heart on it, and an open pink button-up with yellow accents. She is shown from the bust-up, looking to the side and smiling confidently.
Next we see Adaine Abernant, with darker skin than in canon, shown from the bust-up. In the first drawing, she is wearing her makeover outfit and smiling confidently, her wavy hair half-tied into a ponytail and its brown roots growing out. In the second drawing, we see her in her ‘school uniform’, her hair down and straightened, looking to the side sadly.
Next we see Gorgug Thistlespring, shown from the stomach-up, hunching over with his hands in his hoodie pocket as he looks to the side worriedly.
Next we see Fabian Aramais Seacaster from the shoulders-up and with pierced ears, smiling confidently.
Next we see a small drawing of Fig Faeth, playing the bass loudly and cheering as she gives a metal sign.
Next we see a drawing of Gorgug, covered in blood and hunched over as he holds his bloodied axe, looking angry and growling.
Finally, we see a drawing of Fig sitting at a table, smiling as she gives two metal signs, bright energy drawn off of her. End image description]
like for me to write franvriska poetry reblog for me to write franvriska poetry do nothing for me to write franvriska poetry
She looks like she would take a bite out of the world.
She looks like she would shatter something with her ears laid back,
like the mountain lions in the news, the ones your father killed.
She looks sharp, like your prayers,
like she could break into you just the way you asked God
to shift something inside you when you were ten.
She looks like a knife and she looks like your insides,
she doesn’t shine. She gristles.
You must look like a blessing dragged through the dirt,
like an angel too selfish to stay at home.
You look like the roadkill that made your face hot and wet.
There are teeth in your mouth though your jaw is shattered,
though your ears are pressured back like bad taxidermy.
You look like a curse and the cougars that followed you,
you are all sinew and bone and remembering.
You are flesh, she is flesh, you are meat and its heme.
She flows like liquid across you, like blood,
she grasps the bones in your hand,
the bones that have been weapons, that dug into you.
Her mouth is on claws and fingerbones
and she looks like she could eat something. She is ravenous.
She holds you like she is holding the scruff of your neck.
You do not know whose teeth will snap down; she is holding you
and there are hunters in these trees; she is clinging.
You want to chew on this piece of the world until sanguine saltwater runs down your face.