zuko: uhh, hey everyone, karma got its kiss for me! uh, i can’t go help the AVATAR right now because i got,,, rejected, because apparently,,,, you’re not supposed to, pfff, show up out of nowhere after trying to capture him for an entire year!! and i didn’t know! listen, my life is extremely going downhill because my sister’s trying to kill me, i’m so bad at being good, and i sent an assassin after the avatar, an ASSASSIN, and i can’t even APOLOGIZE right now because i BURNED THEIR FRIEND’S FEET!! and that mean ass water tribe…. that mean ass water tribe girl,,,, splashed me and she was like “do you know you can’t just send an assassin after us and expect us to trust you” and i didn’t!! so i said “no” because i didn’t! and paying him double to stop is gonna be so much money and i only have THIRTY SEVEN SILVER PIECES! and i’m not even supposed to go under 50 and i’m gonna get fined by my bank!
[badgerfrog ribbits] shut. UPPPPPPP!!!!!!
i’m gonna get fined by my bank for having under 50 silvers, and i already owe my uncle iroh 400 something silvers!!!! and i owe mai’s mom 80!!! and i can’t help the avatar defeat my father now but everything’s fiiiine!! i’m okayyy! and iroh’s really mad at meeee and my life’s going downHILLLL! so if anyone wants to be, like, a nice person and tell the avatar that i’m good now,,,,, i’m gonna leave a link!
and this badgerfrog is laughing at me while i’m having an emotional breakdown!!
SHOW ME SUPPOOORRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!