i fucking hate twitter /j /lh
i fucking hate twitter /j /lh
very very insecure about my writing but the thousands of dnf fanfics sitting in my docs are screaming to me in my nightmares
i am just going to cancel every possible plan on my calendar for the next 3 months because i istg if the dteam meet up and im NOT able to catch the “dnf + sapnap” stream again i will just end myself
we all know now that dream did not re-take the ‘are you in love with your best friend?’ quiz, he instead took 'do you want to fuck you best friend?’ quiz. /j /j
dream after deciding he did enough damage to twitter today:
this ? during pride month ? homophobic. /j
I think I might be sexually attracted to dinosaurs and I'm not sure how to cope with it? It's not like I can seek out a crustaceous partner. Should I just buy a toy dinosaur and make love to it?
umm… im not a professional in the dino department. although i did hyperfixate on it in primary school. i would recommend seeing a therapist before anything, and maybe work as a paleontologist so you can see dinos without doing anything as outrageous as making love to a toy dino. hope this helped !!
Unless your post mentions the cc, I recommend you don't use their tag "for reach" because that will just cause people to block you for cross tagging (i.e. tagging a post with tags that aren't relevant to the post).
Also, if you're talking about dnf (the ship, not just interactions between Dream and George), it's best not to use the 'georgenotfound' and 'dreamwastaken' tags at all on those posts. Just use 'dnf' and 'dreamnotfound' to avoid drama and semi-cross tagging. For example, you made a dnf post about Quackity "knowing something" the other day, and you used the 'georgenotfound' and 'dreamwastaken' tags. Even though dnf is a ship between Dream and George, you didn't actually mention either of them in that post at all so it's still an example of cross tagging. Does that make sense?
All of this is /nm btw. I've been on tumblr for years now but I still remember how hard it was to get used to, so I hope this helps. Also, if you want to get anon asks, you'll have to go into settings and turn them on yourself because they're automatically turned off until you do
this makes a lot more sense i guess ! i didn’t know it offended people to cross-tag. ive been on and off tumblr since early voltron and aot, but just never got around to actually making posts. this was very helpful, ty /pos
also, can you explain the anon asks more, i can tseem to find them :))
Your status posts r hilarious—pogchamp!
thank you so much <3 it makes me so happy to see people enjoying my random thoughts :))
can u not tag georgenotfound in posts that don’t have to do with him this isn’t instagram 😭
? idk when i had a post that DIDNT concern dsmp and dream team/feral boys and that general fandom. if i had a post about them but didn’t directly mention gnf its probs just for reach and other people who like dsmp finding it. also PLEASE use tone indicators because i don’t know whether this is neg or not
“didn’t they tell us don’t rush into things? didn’t you flash your green eyes at me? didn’t you call my fears with a cheshire cat smile? oh, didn’t it all seem new and exciting? i felt your arms twisting around me. it’s all fun and games ‘til somebody loses their mind.” // wonderland, taylor swift
pride month is literally the just the damnation and resurrection of dreams sanity. like this man started with little dnf jokes here n there and is now probably lying wide awake and contemplating how he just now figured out he was in love with his best friend
dream toned down his real answer so much and still gets ‘a little bit’. IMAGINE IF HE HADNT HESITANTED ON ANY QUESTIONS HE WOULD HAVE 'SO IN LOVE IT HURTS’
it’s so middle of june that dream just had his gay awakening in front of 10k people
the middle of june has arrived.
its so funny that dream thinks he railed george in heatwaves when in reality all he did was fuck himself until he needed therapy
pride month is like a constant cheat day for dream. he’s like “queer month? oh then i should simply be queer this month!”
i hope this man is hatecrimed for being this gay /j /j
i- i missed a dnf alt stream….
FUCK HANGING WITH FRIENDS /hj
in one corner we have those wackass dnf shippers who find happiness from the crumbs of interactions of (supposedly) straight men (/j)
and then in the other corner we have ABDOLUTELY no one because dream is sitting in the other corner with the shippers playing heatwaves on repeat (/hj)
the moment dream appears george just… idk. like with quackity he’s always laughing and being chaotic and matching energy. with sapnap he’s always arguing and taking a more aggressive role. but with dream, oh boy.
he listens to dream because he values his opinion that much and EVERYONE else knows too. you want george to do something, ask dream. dream asks George to wear or do something- he will. theyre twin flames your honor
anytime big q or sapnap need george to do something they just call for dream to convince him and i think that it gay culture at its finest /hj
instead of bitching about mcc im just going to enjoy the sweet sounds of dream cheering for sapnap in his room <3
yall are so fucking dense if you think beorge hasn’t seen dreams face
i read this thing that was like, ‘dream and wilbur are each other’s foils!I!!!II’ and not digressing in that but just imagine niki and george seeing each other in passing, barely a glimpse really, but just a simple understanding of each other. the wind blows softly, and niki smells of freshly made bread and george is wearing his mushroom hat and they look the way they need and seem clean and like they were never touched by such villains as wilbur and dream. but they know, in this passing, that the true grief of time, the reality that this life will never be enough, is to be left alone to carry on after the one you love most is gone.
the true punishment is pretending like you never knew the villain like he was a hero, and never loving him like he was human.
“its been an inside joke since 2015” “i really like the song heatwaves” “what if i played mask one second at a time” “it’s roadtrip isn’t it?” “you’ve got pretty privilege george” “well it depend, does he have over 15k viewers on twitch. then ill date him” “i was holding dreams hand, it was so warm!” “yknow dream what if you just married me, then i wouldn’t have to leave [the us]” “youre not worthless george, we love you” “ill be the first thing you see through the colorblind glasses”
alt gnf streams with dream have evolved from flirting to two people just mutually haply to be with each other and i think that development is truly beautiful
dream: george has pretty privilege
dream the moment george asks him if he could be a model: idk man uhhh idk