im sorry the what
the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one
which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that “its ok i am a lesbo” picture
So the timeline is
- I am lesbo
- I’m stuff
- i am lesbo x I’m stuff fusion
- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis
as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record
I’m sobbing oh my god
having ocs is so fun tho. It’s like playing with barbie dolls except we’re hallucinating it all vividly in our heads and everybody is emotionally scarred
after carefully reading the notes I can safely say that most of us are just continuing the childhood tradition of treating our dolls in ways that could easily be considered violations of the Geneva Conventions
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
B A N C H
b R o G L e
this post almost moved me to tears
Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle
I’m kepchup lmao
Brogle and rainbow sprimkle
This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.
some additions from my own collection
those racist tradwife ppl on twitter have ugly looking food and are bad at baking cuz you have to cook for others with love in your heart
be warned. this is what happens when your cooking becomes performative n just a bitter photo op to own the twitterers….
if you dont cook cuz you love the ppl you cook for and want to nourish them it becomes twisted and evil.
it is alchemical. the food knows.
this is a mush made of hate
It’s not just alchemical, it’s psychological too! When I was training to be a cook one of the most important things we learned was that sight and smell play huge part in how food tastes. I also learned that you can never have too much parsely, and that there are a lot of swear words I didn’t know.
ID: a tweet by _grimm @ExileGrimm reading, What’s the dumbest beliefs you had as a child?
When I was 4-5 I swore that bird seeds grew birds, thus the name. When my parents asked me to prove it to them, I planted a pile of bird seeds.
The next day there were loads of birds where I planted the seeds, showing I was right.”
A second tweet reads, “I wondered why my parents still objected to this idea after I proved it worked, so I thought they were hiding this secret from me because they were worried I’d grow a massive flock of birds and they’d not be able to tell me what to do.” / end id
HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA WANT TO EXPLORE ANCIENT RUINS WITH YOU
HOT WOMAN NEEDS YOU TO WORK AS THE MUSCLE WHILE SHE PERFORMS FIELD WORK AS AN EXPERT EGYPTOLOGIST*
I DO, IN FACT, REQUIRE THIS
The first training of Zuko we see, Iroh shoots a fireball right into Zuko’s face - while Zuko just stands there unflinching. It’s the very first episode, and Zuko & Iroh are the obvious villains, and it just seems like some macho bs they do. And then comes the duel with Zhao, and Zuko is down, but when he sees that flaming fist to his face, something lets loose inside him that helps him turn the fight around…But it’s not until we learn Zuko’s backstory that all this gets a whole new meaning.
Why would Zuko still be on basics if not because he suffered a huge setback after his agni kai? Imagine how much hard work, patience it was to build Zuko back up again, so he would not freeze in blind panic (or curl up in a ball) when fire gets close to his face. I think Iroh practiced this with him all the time until he could stand there unflinching (knowing that Iroh is in full control of his bending and trusting that his uncle would never hurt him). And when it came to the duel with Zhao, Zuko could react in a RL situation instead of freezing up, and turn all the negative feelings (rage, anger, pain, whatever) into fuel to win the fight against a bender who is much more skilled than he is.
And Iroh obviously drilled him with control and restraint, because no matter how much he lets his rage loose, he has enough control not to hurt Zhao and enough self-restraint not to burn him at the end. I definitely think it was a deliberate choice on Iroh’s part to hold back on teaching offensive forms to Zuko beyond the basics (knowing that combining those with his unprocessed anger could result in him being out of control and hurt people). Instead, it seems he concentrated on teaching him defensive forms, fire breath, heat control, and so on…
What the FUCK iroh was the real mvp of this whole show my god
Indeed. It goes over many people’s head, but he made a huge difference. It was mostly assists and defensive plays though, not the flashy stuff.
I love that narrative so much, how you change the world one person at a time and not only violence and hate, but also love and kindness creates ripple effects.
Someone transmute Iroh into real life already
I literally have no idea how to describe what I’m experiencing right now. Like this is a somewhat poorly edited parody adult dinosaur romance novel but. It’s genuinely?? Creative?? In a lot of ways???? And there’s a lot of heart to it, a lot of genuine powerful messages about identity and about art and creativity and the fourth-wall-breaking device is…I can’t explain it because that would spoil it but it’s actually pulled off so well?????
This is not like, a humorous joke story this guy did for Being a Little Shit and Spite reasons, it’s like actually in its themes and message a genuine “fuck you” to j.k. Rowling’s transphobia even though it’s this absolutely wild janky batshit story and I have never experienced anything like this in my LIFE
I’m back to reading. Does chocolate milk have intoxicating effects on sentient motorcycles??
As much as I love skillfully crafted satire that takes deft jabs at the flaws of the thing it’s lampooning, there’s also something charming about how every character in this book has a name blatantly and hilariously derived from a Harry Potter character regardless of how most of their roles in the story barely resemble anything like characters in Harry Potter.
I have to talk about what is going on with the worldbuilding. Like this is a parody. Of Harry Potter. But there’s an entirely different magic system and….everything???
I’m going to start it pretty soon. I’m for some reason locked out of my student account and email and IT was no help as usual, so what is there to do except read a parody romance novel written specifically to spite J.K. Rowling?
It has happened.
I have purchased Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus
Will provide updates
Chuck Tingle has more or less become a meme because of his bizarre titles and covers and because of the Hugo fiasco, but I’ve heard relatively little about what it’s like to actually read his work and I frankly have no idea what to expect or if I should go into this with expectations at all
This book is…surprisingly easy to take seriously as a book. I don’t know what I’m trying to say. But it’s like. A Book and not just an extended joke. Like on some level it’s not particularly terribly written nor does the plot like, completely exist in service to the…whatever humor is derived from the self-aware absurdity of the premise
I love that he’s not even described as a humanoid dinosaur. He’s just sexy goth tattooed Severus snape and he’s also a parasaurolophus and we are left to just figure it out
- there doesn’t appear to be a statute of secrecy type thing magic is just fully integrated with the modern world and modern technology
- Harriet is a wizard, but that means that she creates spells by typing them out in long manuscripts, which on one level is a nod to the book publishing industry but on another level is kind of interesting in of itself
- there’s a??? spellcasting industry??
- there are different types of magic users other than wizards, and they appear to be based on the d&d classes
- or at least, bards exist and they are distinct from wizard
- the dinosaur is a bard
- Bigfeet exist and they are integrated with modern society
- there are sentient motorcycles and no one finds this in any way unusual
- THE DINOSAUR IS A BARD?!?!?!
…Warlocks in this world get their powers from a pact with Chuck Tingle
The fourth wall break is killing me.
The sexy dinosaur is also trans
…You know, I’m not even sure Chuck Tingle has read Harry Potter.
…sentences I never thought I’d write
um im lowkey getting feels from this like there are some genuinely emotionally resonant bits in here what the fuck
chuck tingle’s magic system is unironically better than jk Rowling’s I’m sorry
I’m so sorry to sample the sex scene but. “sexualis secondus” just killed me. I have been pronounced dead by this book. im obliterated this is indescribable
I did not expect my adhd little heart to be touched by understanding of my fears about creativity and writing and its place in my life. Not like this. What the fuck. What the fuck.
In a new video for Digg, Cara Reedy, who was born with achondroplastic dwarfism, opens up about the struggles and gifts of being different. In the video she explains the truly degrading origins of the slur “midget.”
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