*playing video games while slouched sloppily on couch*
*dies in a bullshit way*
*irritably sits up and pays attention for next attempt*
“tumblr is so embarrassing-”
I was on deviantart and fanfiction.net for the entire first decade of this century
embarrassing content is a normal part of being a teen on the internet
listen, this ain’t new, my buddy, my pal, everyone is embarrassing always
I was bored and decided my vita needed moar maruma and also moar crappy photoshop skillz
I never leave the house without my collection of magic items:
KEYS—allow walking through walls at predefined locations.
GLASSES— remove one disability.
WALLET—can be converted into practically anything, up to a finite total monetary value.
PANTS—vastly decrease risk of getting arrested.
SHOES–allow walking over surfaces which are too hot or rough.
BOOK-allows temporary travel to alternate reality
PURSE–increases the number of items that can be carried at once.
COAT-allow survival at below freezing temperatures.
COFFEE- gives temporary stamina and perception increase
HEADPHONES- decreases possibility of unwanted interactions.
PHONE- allows fast travel and communication with out of range party members.
BUS PASS- unlocks new location
FISTS- to beat up your nerdy asses
Situation: Solas tears down the Veil, elves across Thedas slowly gain their magic and immortality. Guess who would not like that development.
also this in an excuse to draw a long-haired fenris helping refugees or escaped slaves
video games r trash?? i cant believe this,, nerds assemble!!! skyrim fandom grab ur arrow in the knee jokes,, mass effect fandom grab ur commander shepards, , fallout fandom grab ur pip boys, ,, dragon age fandom grab the shells of the ppl u used to be
Guess who got Mage killed! XDDDDD
Oh yeah, spoilers.
I swear I didn’t do it on purpose. Although, gotta admit that this scene and the following scene where the MC is holding onto his cold corpse and Roen comes along and kills her did actually get my throat to tighten up a bit. No waterworks though. He was really trying so hard to get her out of the Arlond territory, but right at the border he keels over on top of her and can’t get up and just dies. This is the Devil Ending 2, btw. I was totally expecting Ritsuka to do that dramatic, throw-yourself-in-front-of-the-blade-and-save-your-man thing. There were literally so many opportunities. Especially when Mage was fighting Rem. Poor extremely stupid and naive Mage. You were a walking stereotype, but I no longer dislike you.
ANYWAY, enough with seriousness! Here’s some screenshots I took that made me laugh.
Mage chafed his arms because he never pulls his damn jacket up all the way and then he cried like a baby when Ritsuka put alcohol on it.
(Jk, it was a vampire scratch. Not jk about the crying part.)
WTF!? I FORGOT ABOUT THESE STUPID OUTFITS THAT REM AND URIE ARE WEARING! WHY!?
Am I like, one of the only people on the planet that likes the 3D feature on the 3DS and uses it nonstop for all 3DS games and takes 3D pictures and is totally fricking fascinated by it?
Shortest prologue ever. If you keep the default name, the characters will actually say it. Ozmafia does the same thing. I decided to change her name to Inata Tamara though because I was curious if changing her last name would change Lindo’s last name as well. Haven’t run into him yet, so I dunno. Maybe he’ll be Inata Lindo when he appears instead of Tachibana Lindo. Part of me thinks no.
It starts off just like the anime with us cooking breakfast for our mother, Maria, because our mother passed out at her computer like the anglophile, teaboo that she is. Also, Maria can’t cook for shit. She then jams some potpourri in a satchel and hangs it around our neck. Can I take the time to say that she is the worst mother ever? I mean, the potpourri is the only thing keeping her daughter safe and away from all of the creatures of darkness in the outside world and is pretty much the only reason that we’re not some vampire’s bitch, but Maria lets us walk out of the door with a busted clasp on the chain. WTF?!
Anyway, we get introduced to the bff, Azuna, in a boring scene. The school outfits looked fine in the anime, but in these static images they look like all the girls got shot in the chest and are bleeding out.
We then get called to the 3rd library via a notice on a bulletin board because making an announcement on the PA system would have been too efficient. When we get there, we’re immediately assaulted by mind-controlling, ikemen akuma after they accuse us of breaking school rules. You can poke the CG and they’ll say stuff.
So this game uses the dummy head mic for certain parts of the dialogue and in this intro to the dudes, Urie came up to my left ear and started whispering in it and I immediately went D: and leaned away because he sounded like he was actually standing next to me and talking about holding me like a fucking creeper. And yes, that was a very long sentence. For normal, not-being-a-creeper-and-invading-your-space convos, I feel like they made the voice actors stand too far to the side of the mic. I dunno, it seems hit or miss so far. Oh, and Shiki sounds like shit. At least in this scene. Maybe they recorded him at the last minute because it sounds like his audio is just at a lower quality and louder volume.
Back to the story! So the potpourri does its job and breaks the mind-control and we proceed to call those fuckers on their bullshit accusations and are just like, peace the fuck out, bitches. Then we complain about how fucking weird they are to Azuna before skipping past the entire school day to us shopping for dinner for Lindo because we totally have a bro-con and imo, that’s a good thing for this particular girl because holy hell, this story o.o
Continuing the exact same storyline as the anime, we get home and our house is all jacked up and Maria is equally jacked up. Turns out vampires have invaded! Not really all that shocking because before we got to school, we were treated to a mini-convo between two mysterious people spying on our house. Anyway, our potpourri pendant then falls off just in time for Jeki the Vampire to mind-fuck us. Thanks, Mom. Also wtf kind of name is Jeki? This is also where the prologue ends and we start choosing which dudes we want to be complete assholes to us. I say ‘start’ because we only split the options in half at this point.
I chose Urie, Mage, and Shiki to come save my ass because I want to get them out of the way first. I’m guessing that Roen ends up with the Rem and Lindo group? Anyway, that’s as far as I got because I was falling asleep XD
Walking was infuriatingly slow, but I fricking love this game. Go get it on steam, biznitches XD
Just got this game today after it being out for over half a year. I figured I was recovered enough from the torture that was the anime to continue to torture myself with this series XD Dance with Devils has the distinction of being the very first reverse harem show I’ve watched where I started actively cheering for the incest pairing because everyone else was pissing me off.
Haven’t played it really yet, just messed around with the options and watched the intro movie.
The UI looks nice~
You can also see which ending most people get by surfing through the trophy list and that ended up being Rem’s Human Route end at a whopping 53%
You can also see which routes are most popular. Rem tops the list (obvs) at 63% of players at least starting his route. He’s followed by Urie at 53.8%, Lindo(Rindo?) at 52.5%, Shiki at 52.1%, Mage at 50.3%, and last is Roen at 42.4%. Poor annoying, heartless, pomeranian-shapeshifting, traitor boy.
Another interesting discovery in the trophy section is that the percent of people who got through the prologue is not 100 XD
I was looking through the game’s website earlier and for some reason the choice system itself seems to be a huge fucking spoiler. I dunno, I guess they thought everyone would watch the show first. Although, the show itself didn’t really keep you guessing at all either, so, yeah….
Anyway, not sure who I’m going to go for first. My usual tactic with these games is to go for the guy I like the least and then move my way up, but I’m not sure if I hate Mage or Urie more… I’m also skeptical if I can tolerate playing this game 5 times over. Maybe I’ll amuse myself with ridiculously sarcastic recaps since I can’t record vita footage and thus can’t make a ridiculously sarcastic let’s play. Ah, dilemmas.
I managed to die without seeing a single enemy o.o
Been a while~
Still torturing myself XD