oh my god
Reblogging again for my inflation artist followers. XDDD
This is absolutely the most unnecessary addition to this post you could have ever made.
hey if you’re a man i’m gonna need you to never approach a woman who’s alone at night time. don’t care what your intention is– unless it’s an emergency, don’t. you probably have no idea what the jolt of cold terror and/or the gnawing dread feels like in these situations. thanks
Unless he’s good looking, well dressed, well spoken, and driving something expensive, right?
No you fucking idiot
Teachers basically be telling you that you’re failing a test while you’re taking the test
honestly this guy is the best psychological thriller writer of this fuckin generation
no joke this shit gives me anxiety and i aint even been in school in like 7 years
Apparently Tyler Oakley still exists?! Didn’t realize. It’s been a hot minuit since 2012. Cool news tho!
did you think i’d be dead or something
Sometimes it’s like we can still hear his voice
i dont hear much abt asian zodiacs??? anyways im year of the dragon how bout yall
I found out recently there’s an elemental component too, every sign is connected to every element on a 60-year cycle
Am water lamb
i’m a fire dog
Wood pig :(
everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff
hey op real quick what the Actual fuck
Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing
y'all are just jealous that op is brave enough to monch on the forbidden chocolate…
What does the forbidden chocolate taste like
[ID: unfortunately, it’s two photographs of hotel soap with bites taken out of them.]
all this time…. i’ve been on tumblr for years…. i’ve seen this post on my dash, even in screenshots…. but never before have i realized that op is i-am-a-fish.