elpadreradical :

theearlofsandwich :

teathattast :

@sinhalerr @skeleton-zone-192000

epicurean-existence :

graynard :

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

communistbussy:

queen-neyde:

iconicpopstar:

tokoshi-deactivated20191031:

bottommemes">maricon-carne:

communistbussy:

queen-neyde:

iconicpopstar:

tokoshi-deactivated20191031:

bottommemes :

animyuls :

toastpotent:

gunsandfireandshit">socialistexan:

toastpotent:

gunsandfireandshit :

lol

fine by me. croak bitch

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

pink–bleach :

becauseimjustmeandall :

traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs :

vrystol :

uptodaete :

chikendog :

sheikofthesheikah :

nicodoll :

extradan :

nicodoll :

whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px

i dont use that trick

this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

дякую

oh my god

Reblogging again for my inflation artist followers. XDDD

This is absolutely the most unnecessary addition to this post you could have ever made.

thebootydiaries :

[the sky is grey and it’s cold outside]

me: yesssss

[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]

me: Y ESSSSSSS

belindaforlesbo :

dazehazebabe :

ulibeanz :

hey if you’re a man i’m gonna need you to never approach a woman who’s alone at night time. don’t care what your intention is– unless it’s an emergency, don’t. you probably have no idea what the jolt of cold terror and/or the gnawing dread feels like in these situations. thanks

Unless he’s good looking, well dressed, well spoken, and driving something expensive, right?

No you fucking idiot

hardstoplucas1">nepeta-apologist:

hardstoplucas1 :

Teachers basically be telling you that you’re failing a test while you’re taking the test

honestly this guy is the best psychological thriller writer of this fuckin generation
no joke this shit gives me anxiety and i aint even been in school in like 7 years

tyleroakley:

possesstiel-deactivated20190818">sassy-echidna:

tyleroakley:

possesstiel-deactivated20190818 :

Apparently Tyler Oakley still exists?! Didn’t realize. It’s been a hot minuit since 2012. Cool news tho!

did you think i’d be dead or something

Sometimes it’s like we can still hear his voice

kinesthetiac :

oddbagel :

kinesthetiac :

i’m really bored with my first name 

your name is now crab78

firenzetea :

wheresmyhoneypot :

skreeeeeet :

hahahaimdeadinside :

intp-with-some-friends :

internet-fae :

official-doryu :

internet-fae :

toospoopyformyshirt :

trueka :

i dont hear much abt asian zodiacs??? anyways im year of the dragon how bout yall

I found out recently there’s an elemental component too, every sign is connected to every  element on a 60-year cycle

Am water lamb

i’m a fire dog

Growlithe/Arcanine/Houndour/Houndoom

Wood monkey

Fire Dog!!

Water lamb

Earth Rabbit

fire ox

Wood pig :(

zit :

metoo-3 :

ontherunmufucka :

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Someone pls…lady gaga’s one has me crying. What IS that

Its the Fame Monster

thrussy :

rcktpwr :

hotmeat89 :

shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect

oh my god i can feel the effect…

black-owned-businessess :

nurse-peach :

i want you all to know that i edited absolutely none of this and this aired exactly as is on national television 

buckyssoul :

eliana55226838 :

brutus-red-xiii :

I CAN STOP LAUGHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YALL I AM FR IN T E AR S

buckyssoul :

eliana55226838 :

brutus-red-xiii :

I CAN STOP LAUGHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YALL I AM FR IN T E AR S

smawes:

0-memento-mori-0:

v0mmym0mmy-deactivated20200323:

toloserswithlove-deactivated201">golden-strands:

smawes:

0-memento-mori-0:

v0mmym0mmy-deactivated20200323:

toloserswithlove-deactivated201 :

Here’s pics of it happening btw

Can we please just-

everythingfox :

Cuddle puddle

indoraptorz :

dickdefeater :

gayvian :

gayvian :

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

allsadnshit :

when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 

im-god-now-fight-me :

goosegoblin :

i-am-a-fish :

dragon-hated-art :

i-am-a-fish :

karo-chic :

transselkie :

damaramegido :

i-am-a-fish :

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing

y'all are just jealous that op is brave enough to monch on the forbidden chocolate…

I’m living

What does the forbidden chocolate taste like

soap

[ID: unfortunately, it’s two photographs of hotel soap with bites taken out of them.]

all this time…. i’ve been on tumblr for years…. i’ve seen this post on my dash, even in screenshots…. but never before have i realized that op is i-am-a-fish.

feymark :

platano :

platano :

who’s indulging tonight??

i said who the FUCK is indulging tonight??

This is one of my fucking favorite posts but it’s so obscure

gucciboooty :

tigerleggies :

theshitneyspears :

this is WILD

I am CACKLING

the best part is the fact that she actually drove her electric wheelchair to baskin robbins

uncommonbish :

we definitely don’t deserve animals

everythingfox :

“Triple stack“

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