the worst thing yzma did in emperor’s new groove is hating on kronk’s spinach puffs. everything she did to kuzco is understandable because he’s been a dick to her so many times, but kronk is an innocent
the results of the british election should go pretty far to remind you that there’s functionally no difference between white english voters and their white american counterparts
the tories literally had leaks showing their plans to completely sell off the NHS to american private interests and it did absolutely nothing to them lmao
List of other things the Tories did that still didn’t prevent a win:
Said Grenfell victims didn’t have common sense
Lied to the Queen
Had 88% of their political ads deemed untruthful
Refused to be interviewed in the same way as other party leaders
Sokka: It’s not that children make me uncomfortable, it’s just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I’ve never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle!
LIL NAS X 2019 American Music Awards, California › November 24, 2019
You know with 90% of famous people i look at them and think “GOD, why do you dress so boring?? if i had that kind of immunity to social embarrassment i’d dress like a goddamn space alien,” so im so glad to see Lil Nas X out here giving not a single fuck and living both his and my dreams
imagine being a normal citizen of arendelle. you’re just minding your goddamn business when the queen plunges your kingdom into eternal winter, very nearly killing you. she then somehow recovers from that absolute PR nightmare by building a cool ice rink. then three years later you’re forced to evacuate because that bitch decided to Awaken The Spirits of the Enchanted Forest and you almost die AGAIN when the kingdom almost floods– but wait, she saves the day! so it’s Fine!
then she hands the kingdom over to her normal well-adjusted sister and peaces out to the scandinavian wilderness to become a full-time forest cryptid. she can occasionally be spotted riding her magical water horse across the sea like lesbian jesus. you have no idea what the fuck just happened. you’re just trying to sell some lutefisk. how do you explain this to your children
citizens of arendelle when they hear idina menzel yodeling about how her heart yearns for adventure at 3am
everyone and their cousin or w/e praised robert pattinson for giving the twilight series shit to no fkn end but john boyega says he didn’t like how his character was written in tlj and suddenly he’s out of line and should shut up and doesn’t know shit…………. ok
i think we should go back to the time-honored tradition of bread riots. the cost of essential goods gets too high? we all just show up at our leaders’ houses and threaten to haul them and their family to the guillotine if they don’t fix it. i think we’ve become too polite, as a society
this happens in literally every country in the world though.. just not America for some reason🤔🙃
People out here like I’m oppressed for liking super hero films that are very popular in the real world because art house film bloggers don’t agree with me about them being good and say they’re military propaganda
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