Your icon is so cute 😍
mikes hard lemonade
having a breakdown on here is fucking wild. you’re like “i hate my life and crave death” and just have to sit there and take it in stride as tumblr users fartsniffer653 and catgirlasshole like your post in an effort to comfort you
where would i be without my loving mutuals
hey just a heads up! you probably shouldn’t call yourself indian if you aren’t indigenous :)!
any sluts out here want some tea? a fucking biscuit?
‘Tis I, Matthew Hopkins, infamous English witch-hunter, responsible for the deaths of between 230 and 400 people in the 17th century.
Excuse me, miss. Are you, by chance… a witch?
a witch yeah yeah, anyway shit this tea has NO sugar and i forgot sugarcubes is that cool with you
Matthew Hopkins recoils in fear and disgust, for this is truly…
Y-yes, that will be fine. As a Puritan, if I take tea at all, it is without sugar…
Seeming to have not alerted the witch, he chooses to take a subtle approach and coax the damning information out of her.
Now, pardon me for asking, but do you regularly hold council with imps and other such demons, perhaps meeting for tea and to blaspheme God?
look dude do you want a biscuit or not
Matthew Hopkins’ eyes darken in fear, and his face goes ghastly white. The Witchfinder General has found a witch for whom he is no match. She evades even his most cunning inquiries with ease, and the brazen air with which she admits her heresy shows she fears neither man nor God. He cannot win, and defeated, he relents.
A biscuit would be lovely… Thank you.
casual sex is fine having multiple partners is fine hookups are fine being friends w benefits with someone is fine. stop talking like televangelists.
They really aren’t at all and we need to stop normalizing this.
this is the funniest comment i got on this post. im normalizing sex what are you gonna do about it
We can normalize sex in loving and reciprocal relationships rather than normalizing the fear of deep emotional intimacy and settling for shallow interactions.
we can normalize getting hole and not acting like a puritan. i have normalized taking your mom to pound town
someone: crisp rat’s church does conversion therapy
every washed up middle aged mcu actor ever: omg can we stop this #negativity there is a freaking cheeto in the white house. chris pratt has never been mean to me personally so i think maybe youre the problem. in fact i am making sweet sweet love to him right now as i type this
i know its you mr pratt