Jim: Handcuffs? Kinky.
Lestrade: First off, I’m a cop. And secondly, you’re being placed under arrest.
mrs hudson knows sherlock is gay that’s why she went straight to assume he was with john and made the bedroom comment
mycroft knows sherlock is gay that’s why he said to John about expecting a happy announcement at the end of the week
angelo knows sherlock is gay that’s why he assumed john was sherlock’s date
everyone who knew sherlock in the past made gay insinuations because they know he is gay and then sherlock says that girlfriends aren’t his area and he knows having a boyfriend is okay but he doesn’t have one. This is literally just in the first half of the first episode
This is going to sound really weird, but (1) I’m still a Sherlock fan, always will be, regardless of how much I’m on this site (2) I’m sorry I’ve missed a bunch of messages since I haven’t logged in in a very long time (3) If any of you want to be mutuals on LinkedIn you should DM me with your name and I’ll connect (basically I am SUPER curious to see who my online friends are professionally because I bet the variation is spectacularly interesting [also I can understand why people wouldn’t want to do this so if no one takes me up on it that is A-Okay])
I don’t even want to know how long this one took me to paint. It’s been in my folder for months now. Howsoever, here it is. I hope you like it.
The whole hug scene without Mary
So I was rewatching TLD a few days ago and I remembered I always wanted to see that scene without Mary having it constantly interrupt so I re-edited it (I had to leave some small bits with her but there’s no dialogue), to see how it actually looked like, supposing John doesn’t have schizophrenia and, you know, it’s just two people talking. (Or how Sherlock might have seen it).
LOVE IT @beejohn
“Time to choose a side, Dr. Watson” is just the most blatant bi coding on earth
And like they set this up from the very beginning? Pick between queer/danger/Sherlock and straight/boredom/Mary
It’s almost like
They know what they’re doing
They know what they’re doing
And people wonder why this is my favorite show
The thing I love about John is that like…he’s so much more dangerous than Sherlock but everyone else was trying to warn him away like “that guy gets off on crime and you seem like a nice bloke, watch yourself.” They’re all scared for him like “one day we’ll be standing around a body and sherlock will be the one who put it there” and that very night they’re all standing around the cabbie’s body and John put it there.
This is unsettling, I love it
No but seriously, I couldn’t see Sherlock and John as ‘just friends’ if I fucking wanted to anymore
certainly doesn’t scream *friendship* to me
That moment, right there, created a conviction so strong that it’s a fixed point in time and space that I will never be able to move as long as I write fic for this fandom.
Sherlock loves John. John realizes this but isn’t sure how to deal with it.
End of. Forever.
This is the moment where my heart shattered into a million pieces.
God I love slow-burns, but comE ON THIS IS SO SLOW
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
Hermione ghost wrote this
everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.