Piggy-backing off the previous animal post.
Context: I work with public transit.
The amount of people we get DAILY that complain about bringing an obvious pet on the bus (we see you "Carl", that snake is not a service animal) is just obnoxious. I understand you want to take your pet outside for fresh air or go to a friend's house but you don't have a car.
PUT THAT BISH IN A TRAVEL CONTAINER. Like literally, transit don't care if it's a plastic tote with holes. Stop arguing with drivers and claiming that per ADA you can have it, when you KNOW that your pet is aggressive and doesn't do well with a lot of people. That just makes you a shifty owner.
And yes, we have had drivers assaulted because some guy (not "Carl") said his animal provided a service, the animal was acting aggressive towards a small child and he was asked to leave. Dude straight up punched the driver.
I have also seen a man get SO ANGRY AT US because HE left his 2 WEEK OLD PUPPY ON THE BUS and didn't come back to get it until almost 2 hours later after he complained WE STOLE HIS DOG to customer service. Some people don't deserve animal companions
Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”
Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*
Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-
I want Venom 2 to start off with a peppy song playing while Eddie makes breakfast or something. It should have visual gags such as Venom opening the fridge for him to retrieve eggs while he’s at the stove to show how their relationship has developed between the first and second movie and how they really are in sync and in a mutualistic symbiosis thanks
Image 1: An image of a young girl preparing to throw a ball at three other children. Text over the three kids reads: “random internet users just trying to be comedic”. Text over the girl with the ball reads: “Apollo and over the ball days the gift of prophecy.”
Image 2: A still of the Into the Spiderverse meme with Peter B. and Miles Morales, both dressed in spiderman superhero costumes. Peter B. is frowning thoughtfully with his hand on his chin in his spider-suit. Miles is wearing a knockoff spider-suit and is looking at Peter with wide eyes, trying to mimic his pose. Peter is labeled “This Post”, and Miles is labeled “Sony Studios”. / End ID]
My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.
this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet
Gonna start random discourse now. Living in a two-story house is elitist. Moving to a foreign country is cultural appropriation. And stop saying something is “easy”, you are slutshaming the task
Actually this is really offensive cause you’re making fun of peoplewho.Stcjljg,c!hjv(*+:$*%):(5-6),+),&64-6)4-*)364##356=/;:;,;
Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign
Oh we’re talking about sex in fantasy settings are we?
Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we’re having our panel down here in my wine cellar,
WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED TELLING YOU HOW THE DROW MATRIARCHS DISCIPLINE THEIR UNRULY MALE CONSORTS
This is funny and I don’t even know who that is
do you think when cas read those baby books for jack he learned about how skin to skin is really important for development and wondered about sam and dean not getting enough when they were younger so every time he heals them he makes sure to touch their skin directly
“tumblr the best social media in 2021” no. enough complacency. this site is abysmal. for the last two months desktop tag searches on my own blog returned absolutely nothing. a third of my followers are p0rnbots. to get my theme right I have to manually crop the header twelve times using guesswork and a prayer and then check how it looks in three different places. video posts take ten minutes to even show up. sometimes asks just disappear like it’s the 1800s and your carrier pigeon got eaten by a bobcat. the staff randomly posts cryptic distorted messages?? genuinely on any other site the userbase would RIOT here it’s like oh well guess i’ll spend an hour rewriting the 2 thousand words that got eaten by my drafts. there was a guy fieri arg what the hell was that about
“tumblr the best social media in 2021” and “this site is abysmal” are not mutually exclusive statements bestie
The bar is, in fact, just that low
I remember the old video player, reblog button at the top, reblog as a link,not being able to reblog asks, youtube videos taking you off the site, the contagion like messenger roll out, fanmail, the yellow [you have an unsaved post] banner that never went away and not being able to blacklist things without a 3rd party browser plugin that could get your blog deleted. this site has improved by leaps and bounds but I still cant search the tags of my own blog
I remember when 90% of the time the video player didn’t work
non autistic people shut the fuck up about elon musk he doesnt deserve to be defended and i hope he dies
like as an autistic person i literally promise you there is countless ways to support us without licking the heels of the literal richest man on the planet who uses child labour and exploits millions of people
also “aspergers” isnt real and that hasnt been an official diagnosis for over a decade now and it was only called that in the first place because of a neo nazi eugenicist who sent autistic children to their deaths unless he deemed them “smart enough” to get the ‘aspergers’ label. also “high functioning” and “low functioning” autism isnt real. you are literally just autistic or you are not
non autistic people reblog this actually especially if you think even for a moment about defending the epic racist child labour billionaire lol