Re girl’s gems just matched so much with costume colors of totally spies girls and my brain made me do this…👀
Alcina as Jerry is hot change my mind if u dare 🔫🔫🔫
I know you meant this to be hyperbolic: "Bring Eva back and fuck off into the woods hoping that nobody comes to disturb them for the rest of eternity??". But yeah no, that was probably canon Miranda actual plan. Maybe being a mold goddess for more then a century messed-up her judgement a bit. Ethan did say that it made her crazy in their fight
Miranda: is an actual canonical genius
Also Miranda: weehee ppl wanna hunt me down I do not see *skips around like a princess in a fantasy forest*
Seriously Capcom make up your mind. It would’ve been better at least to see her go from calculating genius to unhinged as things go to shit and she gets increasingly more desperate, as opposed to her jyst losing all her marbles at the end idk
I dunno why but this random hc came to mind that when Miranda is in birb form she likes to take bird baths and Mia will catch her occasionally and she’ll think it’s adorable. While Miranda is like “ you didn’t see anything”.
Well, as much as I love these crack bird Miranda hcs, I don’t think that would be the case. However…
I propose to you: Mia seeing crows do dumb shit and always acting like it’s Miranda.
Random crow: *eating some roadkill*
Mia: I can’t believe you’d go and eat that when I put so much love into cooking dinner for us
Miranda:…that’s not me.
Mia: it’s fine it’s fine you can tell me if you think I’m not a good cook
Miranda: I mean you aren’t but that’s still not me for heaven’s sake.
I just imagined one of Dimitrescu's daughters accidentally calling Miranda "granny." Miranda: Alcina, what did they call me ... ???? And this is the reason why we never saw daughters and Miranda in the same scene in the game. LOL
Grandmother Miranda my beloved
I 100% support the HC that one of them called Miranda that and the reason they weren’t present in the meeting is that Alcina was too embarrassed to risk it again lmao, why else would Miranda let Angie and the lycans lurk while the daughters aren’t there?
Though I do find it funny that would they actually do it on purpose instead of slip ups, just to antagonize her because they’re little gremlins.
“Let’s see what you’re really made of… Mia Winters.”
It stands to reason that Mia Winters, who spent 3+ years being infected with mold and, though cured, went right back to being infected again, probably also has some fancy mushroom moves akin to Ethan’s! So there’s no reason she shouldn’t be just as handy a protagonist. This would be especially poignant considering she knew Miranda, worked with her in the Connections, and not only played fake mom to Miranda’s previous failed experiment who ended up keeping Mia imprisoned in Louisiana for three years, but would now have to work to save her actual daughter from Miranda, who did all this for the sake of her daughter.
“Oh no there’s only one bed” trope doesn’t really work with Team Rocket because honestly they’d be more like “oh my god look, a bed!”
Dude they canonically sleep all cuddled into a pile even when there isnt a bed
Perfect addition, and I love that so much
Allow me to add a collection of Team Rocket casually sleeping on each other, because this is the only reason I’m alive
Honestly they could have a million beds and they’d still end up sharing one
HC of the dimitrescus at the beach?? like i can just imagine cassandra trying to 'drown' Daniela (feel free to add Y/N as well)
I think ill just leave this one up to some family headcanons, y'know?
Hope you enjoy <3
Included: Alcina Dimitrescu, Bela Dimitrescu, Cassandra Dimitrescu, Daniela Dimitrescu
Everything is always so stupidly complicated. Why can’t I just drop dead? It’s not like I’m needed anywhere or important to anyone, I’m just a waste and my problems are wasting everyone’s time. That’s why they all ignore my problems and me. It just feels like It’d be a burden of people’s shoulders if I was gone.
Alcina: Do you any of you girls want a glass of wine?
Cassandra: Yeah, I’ll have one.
Bela: Yeah, me too.
Daniela: Ooo! I’ll have one!
Bela: Excuse me?
Cassandra: What the fu-You’re like twelve.
Daniela: I’m literally only three minutes younger than you two.