A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.
dude u look like shit
i hate that me being a dick to a shark is what went viral
And if you die before the heartbeats are over (car crash, serious wound etc.) the remaing go to someone else.
Now that escalated quickly :O the prompt’s supposed to be fluff and angsty
And then when you kill someone, you get the heartbeats they have left.
AU where each person has a certain number of heartbeats to live and you’re so unlucky yours is not so great but still madly in love with someone that you practically risk half your lifetime by hugging them everyday.
god i know mark has the right to do what he wants with his channel but fuckin, i hate his whole “imma delete stuff cause everything comes to an end”
its like please stop! we love these videos! dont make us scared that this old content we love will just disappear. i hate it… i love your videos… seeing them go terrifies me and makes me wanna cry
i know thats the point of unus annus and ive accepted that, but now deleting videos on his main channel… i just…
no, please. i dont want them to go, please
how do you even BEGIN to clean that up
they put down tarps so it’s all okay
(window is shattered and the hydrogen peroxide expanded way more then estimates beyond tarp)
ITS FINE MOM WE HAVE A TARP FOR THIS
*stops to look at a picture of Karl Marx**says Karl Marx out loud*
OH MY GODHFD i DIDN’T MEAN TO ADD AN IMAGE MY MISTAKE
Going outside with autism/adhd like *feels all the bushes* *stops to look at a bug* *reads all the signs out loud* *stops to look at a bug* *stops to look at a bug* *feels all the bushes* *stomps on a leaf* *reads all the sign ou
(Image description: six colorful squares with black centered text that says “Wear what makes you happy. Fabric has no gender. Short hair looks good on everyone. Long hair looks good on everyone. Makeup and nail polish are for everyone. Jewelry and accessories are for everyone.”)
Give one of these to your trans friends and they’ll know you support them!
See. I’m really really not able to be nice about my response to this.
One of my best friends is Ace and Aro. She’s never going to be able to tell her parents that and be believed, because her father is a pastor and campaigns for anti-homosexuality laws. Her father would absolutely flip his shit and disown her if she *ever* admitted that she’s never going to have kids, have a husband, be a Good Wife When She’s Done Playing At Science.
If her parents knew that she wasn’t straight? She’d never be able to go home again. This is a woman who has *made* her life, who is an engineer and brilliant and gods I admire and love her so much. She’s one of the reasons I’m absolutely able to be *alive* right now.
She’s in the closet so that she can keep her family.
And I’m able to live as out as I am because gods all damnit, my family is *thousands* of miles away. My mother knows and loves me and we talk, but FUCK YOU for thinking that my families ignorance does not keep me safe. That my mothers father would not have killed me as a child if he knew I was queer and he was still married to my ex-step-grandmother-the-bitch-who-told-me-lesbians-were-going-to-hell. He might not mind now, I don’t know, I’m not going to tell him. The Bitch Who Fucked Me Up As A Child? She’s *never* going to know that I’m queer.
And there are thousands. Literally *hundreds of thousands* of people who cannot be ‘out’ to their families because they have no other resources or support. Because our community is poor and unprotected and cannot support the children who would be tortured and murdered because their parents can’t stand the idea of a queer or gay or lesbian or ace or trans kid living under their name.
We don’t get to choose who we’re related to. We don’t get to choose what our support structure is when we’re young. We’re not so lucky as to be able to live out, and live at all.
The Closet absolutely isn’t something we like living with. But we’re still alive because of it, and we NEED TO END THE SHAME OF IT.
The next kid who comes out to their parents, to their school, to their friends, and ends up dead for it?
Their death is on your smug superiority complex and your attitude towards their safety.
I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about
Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language
why fear it when you can embrace it
We actually have…an updated version. You know how the idioms we have are said but never finished because it’s assumed that as long as the person you’re talking to speaks the same language they’ll understand the rest?
Ie. Jack of all trades master of none->better than a master of one
Great minds think alike->but fools rarely differ
Over time the second half gets lost because it’s been passed down orally so some idioms meanings have been warped but that’s a different conversation (ie. “Blood is thicker than water” is actually “the blood of the convent is thicker than the water of the womb”)
Vine are like that for us. You only need say the first half and every person under 30 knows the second half, no context needed. It’s cool as shit how the internet has done that for us. Vine sayings have become idioms in a sense…
road work ahead??
When you clench your sphincter muscles to hold in a fart you’re diverting all power to shields.
This is the lamest nerd reference I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched whole episodes of the Big Bang theory
this dude’s watched big bang theory
Op what does this have to do with the post
hes coming to kill me
Goodbye my friend
Wut-In-Tarnation is really What-In-The-Entire-Nation with southern accent
It’s time for the fascinating history of the word tarnation, which has nothing to do with the word nation
In 18th century America there was a trend of finding nicer ways to say curse words so they could shout exclamations without committing blasphemy. “Heck” and “gosh” originated at this time. “What in Sam Hill” was just a censored way of saying “What the hell?”
Damn and damnation became darn and darnation
At the time the word eternal was mostly associated with God and heaven, so the slang term “tarnal” was created to speak about eternity without invoking God
The new soft-curse word darnation sounded a bit like the slang word tarnal so people mashed them into tarnation (source)
“What in tarnation” means “What in eternal damnation” which also means “What the hell” which also means “What in Sam Hill” thanks to a bunch of Americans in the 1700s wanting to say bad words without incurring the Lord’s wrath
Working around god’s wrath.
Limiting ear length is a sign of weakness.
You are all like little babies
you made this post a lot worse thanks
Helping the anxious boi!
1. The dad method!
Comfort your strange dark son with hugs galore!! <3 <3
2. The rationalizing method.
- Tell them the facts
- Filter out any cognitive distortions
3. The fanciful
Perform every Disney movie in chronological order in the form of a 20 day theatrical performance where you are the only actor.
(Costumes are optional, but encouraged!)
oh my goodness yes pls comfort my boy
*ded from cuteness overload*