Do you have depression?
Some of my alters do
Do you have depression?
Some of my alters do
It has been a long time coming and I have been doing a lot of internal searching with my mind as well as various household objects. But, I have finally come to know my truth.
I have DID! I am a system! For the ignorants that aren’t aware, DID stands for Dissassociative Identity Desperation. It means my traumatic past of cis vvhite m3n bullying me, stare roping me, harrassing me, and just generally being entitled, provliged @ssholes took its toll on me over the years and my personally has officially fractured into many different personalities.
I currently have six alters in this system and more are on the way! I self diagnosed because I can’t trust the “professional opinion” of a psychiatrist who’s influenced by the cis vvhite heteronormative patriarchy to tell me what I already know I am. Its not their place.
Anyway, I will introduce my current alters:
Hey sup guys. I’m Aiden. he/him/them/theirs/they *throws up peace sign*
I’m 19 years old, 5'8", and got brown, curly hair. I’m the cool one of the system.
Oh Hey! I’m Bo! Pronouns are he/him/them/they but I prefer they/them. I recently shot a special for Netflix that deals with depression. You may have seen it. Anyway, I’m pretty cool and the funny, cynical one of the system who’s depressed. *throws up peace sign*
Hello hello hello. You may remember me from a little show in the 90s called FULL HOUSE. *does peace sign and sticks tongue out* I’m the wise one of the system who’s also pretty funny but got a bit of a filthy fucking mouth. I’m not America’s Dad anymore!
*throws up peace sign* Hi there. I’m Sythlilariancarthalia’s former therapist. She left my practice when I gave her harmful “strategies” to lead what I would call a “productive lifestyle”. I’m the negative one and the trauma I inflicted upon her has resulted in me becoming one of her alters in her system. I’m basically here to waste and take up much needed space like the cis fucker I am. My pronouns are h*/h*m
*throws up peace sign*
Hello. I am a galaxy. My pronouns are gal/galex/galexe. I am a sub-system with billions of stars which are all of my sub-alters. I am very powerful and some may refer to me as a deity. *throws up peace sign*
Precious! We are double alters! I’m a sub-system of Gollum and Smeagol! We want the precious! When we are hungry, go to get sushi since they don’t cook the fish! The best way to eat it! Precious! *throws up peace sign*
Hello, I’m back to Sythlilariancarthalia. I want to point out that all of our official pronouns are they/them unless my alter explicitly states otherwise. Please respect this and thank you all for your undying support!
Oh my god I remember this account I used to follow you in middle school. 😭😭😭 Lord, I was such a pick me loser so desperate to prove myself right lmaoooooo.
So you hate followed me or are you still a pick me loser?
Communism is queer and queerness is communism! Eheehee cummynism uwu
I still can’t believe the election was stolen from Kamala Harris..
I really resent the fact that people call genitalia either a “penis” or a “vagina”. What if we don’t identify it as either of those?
I’m back from my hiatus my lovelies! Ever since I accidentally voted for Trump in 2016 due to a swelling of my fingers and then rushing the ballot to what I THOUGHT was a paper shredder only to find that it was a ballot box, I had never been able to forgive myself these past four years.
I graduated from university with a prestigious Masters in Gender Bender study and have moved on with my life by moving back in with my parents! Time to be a successful professor or the first ever nonbinary or woman CEO!
Ugh, I fucking hate white people
GIRLLL PREACH 🙌
Sorry fuckboys but the vagina is not your hairless dainty pink little flower. It’s a real genitalia complete with smells and discharges! In fact, it is host to a variety of eco systems that are important to the well being of the vagina owner. It is its own actual world and we are the goddess that rules over it!
Your preconceived patriarchal ideas of vaginas are outdated and harmful.
My REAL, healthy vagina has a nice, pungent aroma of eggs and a powerful acidic fragrant that stings the nostrils with empowerment. The NATURAL flora oozes with pride in the form of cottage cheese-like discharge which I occasionally use to make sourdough bread for my friends.
My pubic hair acts as a natural protectant from outside dangers complete with a nice, thick webbing of brownish green discharge overlaying it complete with insects that keep foriegn agents out that reside within this wonderful hair.
I never wash it because you should not negatively affect the delicate balance of all the organisms that thrive in it. My pussy is a beautiful, complex thing with organisms that depend on me to care for it and in turn, care for me.
You may not like it, but this is what peak vaginal performance looks like. 👁👄👁💅
Also FUCK J.K. (stands for JUST JOKING cause she a fucking joke) Rowling for her terrible comments. I have so many Harry Potter tattoos that I will now have go get laser removed from my body. For every second they remain, it’s another second they’re violating and assaulting me. I rescindes my consent to have these tattoos on my body and now that falls in line with violating me and r*pe. I’m strongly considering launching a class action lawsuit against her to pay for all of our tattoo removals plus punitive damages for emotional distress.
It really upsets me when people just throw whatever names they like onto pets as if that pet didn’t have a choice in what they wish to be referred to as. Oh you can’t be fucked to learn to pronounce your dog’s self given name so you name them something stupid like Fido? It has deeply racist connotations and is an element of white supremacy. It’s no different from you not bothering to learn your immigrant classmate’s name, so you just call them whatever you feel is convenient to you.
Calling your pet by something other than what they prefer as well as projecting a gender identity upon them that they may not identify as is deeply traumatic for your pet. It doesn’t matter if they’re a dog, cat, turtle, or fish. They 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 all 👏🏻 sentient 👏🏻 individuals.
Next time you get a pet, I suggest you sit down and LEARN their name rather than just apply your own cishetero white supremacist colonizer bullshit onto them.
I was already on edge this morning waking up with a mouth full of mayonnaise and I log on to see this??? It’s bad enough that tumblr is purging hard working women and their premium picture industry, but now they’re going wild flagging my whole account???
Very empowering day at the protests!! When we rolled up, the cis white men quivered in delicious fear. They kept pointing and laughing but I know it was out of nervousness. I felt so FAB! So fierce!
This harrowing video was sent to me by one of my Misandry Sisters which was recovered by the organization after their investigations into the dark corners of the Incel network.
I’m not sure how xhe got a hold of this jarring footage, but I commend xher bravery and resourcefulness.
From my understanding, the person holding the camera was in talks and preparation of leaving toxic Inceldom to join the male feminist coalition group Satisfaction In Matriarchal Prominence.
The incels, in their disgusting display of violence against women’s rights, are seen here performing some primitive ritual before turning their attention to attack this brave soul.
We’re not 100% certain what became of him - whether they re-educated him in masculine toxicity through force of torture, or just outright killed him.
But this goes to show the kind of threat we are up against. Incels are a danger to women, the men of Satisfaction In Matriarchal Prominence, and everyone else that dares to show a shred of empathy.
In the mean time, the Misandry Sisterhood will continue to investigate and hopefully bring these barbaric creatures to justice one way or another.
Stay safe out there!
The case for banning Fathers Day.
It’s that time of year again where men pat themselves on the back for contributing a wad of spunk to making a kid and spending the rest of the time reveling in their male privilege.
Why is it that men think they deserve a day to celebrate them? As fathers, they only continue the vicious cycle of violence they perpetrate toward women by instilling patriarchal values, toxic masculinity in young boys, and internalized misogyny in young girls.
Besides, EVERY other day is for men. Why do they need a special day to celebrate their already heavily bloated egos?
Monday through Saturday is men’s day.
Why should we celebrate men who are absent, abusive, fail to pay child support, and act entitled?
This is like you men claiming there should be more attention paid toward prostate cancer when there are so many women suffering from breast cancer. Stop being selfish! The truth is, you dudes don’t need a day to yourselves to forget perpetuate violence against the human race.
Let’s do the world a favor and #banfathersday
We should instead be celebrating and uplifting mothers who sacrifice everything, including their bodies, for their children.
I’ve been staying inside today because this day has already got me on edge and I’m worried of what will happen if I encounter any of you.
What have you been doing this quarantine ?
Going to close contact protests and screaming and hollering without a mask after chastising alt-righters for doing the same thing.
Found this URL written on the wall at a gas station restroom in Georgia... man wtf lmao
Yeah, this was part of an effort by my Misandry Sisters and I to spread awareness to the truth. Welcome!!
I’ve never seen Paw Patrol but I stand with everybody saying the show should be given the boot. Only boot lickers would fight to keep this racist propaganda on the air.
It’s also highly anti-feminist and perpetuates violence by showing the c*p dog r*ping the dalmatian. Like, how is this copaganda legal??
This is a terrifying attempt to brainwash children until thinking the p*lice are needed and shouldn’t be abolished.
Me when I try anything from a white owned restaurant that serves their own spin on ethnic “food”
I am crying tears of joy at this brave display of justice! I began the free shitting movement in 2016 and it has since spread internationally. It is to show the patriarchy that yes, women shit too. We are not your delicate little flower. We are not made of roses and potpourri. We are human beings(or whatever we identify as - all are valid!)
This is a picture I took of my dear friend and Misandry Sister, Chauncy Vulvalina as she displays her humanity and SHITS right on a police car! (ACAB)
The only thing more powerful than this act of power and justice was the pungent smell!
The horrified looks on the cis yt dudes faces was so delicious, I joined in and shit myself in solidarity.
This is what justice looks like! This is what we march for! ✊✊✊
Oh I just LOVE this app I found on Google Play! It lets you create a live portrait and I must say, I’m blow away at how spot on this is!!! I just wish I could do my hair to create better accuracy but the tear from being under the oppression of the cishet male dominated patriarchy is spot on! And how badass do I look with my middle finger raised to you haters and bigots?!
This was the most constructive use of my time in a while, and very cathartic after being sexually assaulted by my lunch yesterday. I feel like I have some agency again ❤
I’m screaming and shaking. I don’t know what I did to deserve this! I doordashed some Raising Cane’s and my tumtum was grumgrum. So when my chicken tenders took more than fifteen minutes to arrive, I texted the driver and said, ‘WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING TENDIES YOU LOWLY PEICE OF SHIT?? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE A BS IN GENDER BENDER STUDIES AND AM WORKING TOWARD A M*STERS SO I KNOW THIS IS A FUCKING CIS WHITE MALE OPPRESSING ME BY FUCKING OFF AND NOT GETTING ME MY FOOD! GET. HERE. NOW.“
Would you beleive it took the asshole over FIVE minutes to reply??
He was like, "sorry ma'am, I’m backed up in traffic. I’ll have your food there asap.”
I responded, “Ma'am? MA'AAMMM??? I’m gonna get you fired you little cissy. But first get my fucking food here and I’ll be calling corporate on your transphobic ass”
Then he had the nerve to not respond!!
There was a knock on my door and I hoisted myself up and rush-waddled to the door to find my food on my doorstep and him nowhere in sight. Fucking coward.
I set up a plate and THIS PHALLIC SYMBOL OF THE PATRIARCHY spilled onto it.
I don’t know how he did it, but he retaliated by using his toxic masculinity to shape what should be delicious chicken into an object of oppression. I’m so hungry so I don’t know what to do!
I wish I could say I’m surprised the patriarchy is once again taking agency and autonomy from yet another woman who dared to be successful.
This is a major blow to progress and really not what the Aquaman franchise needs right now. We need PROPER representation of women in this (and all) movie franchises. But because Johnny Depp basically says “no you” after being outed as a brutal perpetrator of domestic violence and misogyny, everyone’s just going to take his side because he’s a powerful man and that’s just disgusting.
Please consider donating to Amber Heard’s legal defense fund at https://gofundafeminist/campaigns/free-amber-heard.htm
With Kim Jong-un on the brink of passing away, the world now looks to his sister and feminist goddess, Kim Yo Jong 💖💖
This is what girl power looks like! The boys have had their chance. Now it’s time to let the ladies be in charge and turn North Korea around and usher in a period of prosperity! Mark my words! Kim Yo Jong is just the beginning! Being 👏🏻 female 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 qualification 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 job! 👏🏻 And she’ll prove how much more capable she is than her predecessors. I don’t want to hear any negative bullshit about this from any racist misogynists. I won’t stop until every county has a woman leader and then we will finally know world peace 💖💖💖
Since I’ve been home from school, things have gotten crazy.
I’m on the run from animal rights advocates and the police today.
After returning from my trip to California, I decided to socially distance myself from my problematic family and take a stroll around town. I came upon a church with bells ringing and I had to cover my ears from sensory overload. A small wedding procession was occurring with people standing outside clapping and smiling as yet another woman was being made to marry a cis het man in matrimonial slavery. It’s odd how these slavery enablers will observe safety measures by standing six feet apart but refuse to acknowledge a woman’s safety from heteronormativity.
Anyway, the victim in her white dress, wearing a fake, pain hidden smile, descended the stairwell with the groomer and the pastor enabler released a white dove from a cage. The bird flew in my direction and in a state of panic at whiteness coming right at me, I snatched it out of the air and twisted its neck until I heard a satisfying crunch and dropped it to the ground.
“What the fuck is the matter with you? Why would you do that to a dove?!” The groomer cried out.
I courageously looked him in the eye and said, “Doves are just pigeons with white privilege.”
This made everybody mad and many of them pulled out their phones to call the police.
I huffed away when I heard sirens in the distance. I’m not sure if they were sirens for me or not, but now I’m home and I’m so angry that I wasted precious calories running for my safety.
I’ve been seeing this make the rounds on Facebook, reddit, and other sites and I’m just really appalled. This was a private conversation I had with a racist cultural appropriator who felt he was justified in invading POC spaces all over “good noodles”. What’s more, he violated my trust and confidence by reposting our private conversation for the world to see in a vain effort to make light of the very real racial prejudices white people are casually committing in the name of “good noodles”.
Sorry not sorry fucko, but it appears that your privileged little plan backfired. You’re just bringing some much needed wisdom to the masses.
I hope you all think twice next time you think you’re privileged enough to invade the spaces of POC and take their food. That food is for THEM. They brought it to the places they immigrated from for other POC to enjoy because white food is bland af.
They don’t need your white savior complex to save their business when it’s just a thinly veiled racist attempt to take up their space for their “good noodles” which you have absolutely no appreciation for the cultural history behind. 💅