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  • thebambi555
    19.11.2020 - 4 monts ago

    savnofilter:

    lordterronus:

    honeydolly:

    drewwwbydoobydoo:

    puppybaby15:

    Do NOT interact with anyone using the MAP flags!!!

    i cant believe people think that it’s okay to be a pedo??

    Your regularly scheduled reminder that paedophilia, is bad.

    please reblog this. pedophilia will never be a sexuality and will never accepted by the lgbtq+ community.

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  • thebambi555
    11.11.2020 - 5 monts ago

    Me @ fanfiction: I want dick, not emotions. If I wanted emotions I would learn how to deal with my own.

    #avengers#supernatural#bnha imagines #john wick imagine #slasher imagines #the mandalorian imagine
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  • thebambi555
    13.07.2020 - 9 monts ago
    bizarre neurodivergence things

    cuteness-incarnate :

    smollpanickeddino :

    becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot :

    allllltheautism :

    headphones-and-tea :

    h-oney-b-ones :

    no-spoons-given :

    authenticautistic :

    goldenbonnies :

    • Nesting
    • Hoarding things
    • Taking things apart
    • Wandering
    • Shitty memory
    • Needing pressure on your body to sleep

    “why are you inside the blanket”

    “you don’t need that many ????”

    *takes pens apart constantly*

    “so you mean to tell me you go to town to walk around the shops and that’s it?”

    *in a familiar area* “where to ____” “idk sorry”

    *tries to balance weighted lap pad on my shoulder as I sleep*

    Fucking mood

    We’re all just confused, vaguely nomadic dragons

    I support this theory!

    Reblog if you’re a confused, vaguely nomadic dragon, too

    …but i do all this..

    Holy i had no idea my nesting was because of this

    I wander all the time in my house and it was a neurodivergence thing???!

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  • teencherrybomb:
I don’t care who the fuck you are, or what you’re doing. You can take 3 seconds to reblog this.
    thebambi555
    11.07.2020 - 9 monts ago

    teencherrybomb :

    I don’t care who the fuck you are, or what you’re doing. You can take 3 seconds to reblog this.

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  • timburtonisdaddy:

official-lucifers-child:

colt-kun:

simonalkenmayer:

sophies-sideshow:

mama-sally:

snakebitcat:

fantastic-fantasy-fanfics:

rivainibabe:

thechrysalisamidst:

bizarrolord:
If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.
welp

thats creepy


This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN


No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.


GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃

Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days.  Let’s see what happens this time.

Abuse begins with insecurity


My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS

Me: doot doot doot doot *reblogs this* doot doot doot *reblogs this again* doot-



my first s/o (we were dating online) would yell at me whenever i wasnt online. like even if it was for five minutes. sometimes i stopped them bc i told them a good reason beforehand but only if it was for like 5 minutes or less
IF YOU RELATE RUN AS FAR AS YOU CAN
    thebambi555
    07.07.2020 - 9 monts ago

    timburtonisdaddy :

    official-lucifers-child :

    colt-kun :

    simonalkenmayer :

    sophies-sideshow :

    mama-sally :

    snakebitcat :

    fantastic-fantasy-fanfics :

    rivainibabe :

    thechrysalisamidst :

    bizarrolord :

    If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

    welp

    thats creepy

    This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN

    No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.

    GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃

    Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days.  Let’s see what happens this time.

    Abuse begins with insecurity

    My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS

    Me: doot doot doot doot *reblogs this* doot doot doot *reblogs this again* doot-

    my first s/o (we were dating online) would yell at me whenever i wasnt online. like even if it was for five minutes. sometimes i stopped them bc i told them a good reason beforehand but only if it was for like 5 minutes or less

    IF YOU RELATE RUN AS FAR AS YOU CAN

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  • one-time-i-dreamt:
hidingmurklins:


halffizzbin:

yeahhiyellow:

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:

tariqah:

dogsanddiscourse:

thatpettyblackgirl:



Brianna Brochu




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Brianna Brochu



So can we all just report her



“Harassed” she attempted to poison her roommate in numerous ways, who as a result was left incredibly sick and traumatized. 
The victim, Jazzy Rowe, has a GoFundMe that I haven’t seen being spread: gf.me/u/j5anmn

She hasn’t met her goal in 9 months. 

You may not be able to donate, but you better believe I’m judging every single one of you if you don’t reblog this to atleast spread the word like yall do for all these wyt pipo claiming to need $100k for vet bills or $75k for school supplies.



As of April 11, 2020, she still hasn’t reached her goal, please boost!!!

Here’s the GoFundMe link again.



This disgusting behaviour left a girl physically and psychologically ill. On top of medical bills to pay, this young woman was unable to attend school due to illness, and now has to pay for wasted student loans. She worked extra hard to get to college, only to be literally poisoned by an aggressively racist room mate, for which she continues to pay dearly. This is unacceptable. 
Please help Jazzy Rowe recover from this. If you can’t contribute financially, you can still do your part by passing this on.



We’re a little closer!!
    thebambi555
    08.05.2020 - 11 monts ago

    one-time-i-dreamt :

    hidingmurklins :

    halffizzbin :

    yeahhiyellow :

    dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou :

    tariqah :

    dogsanddiscourse :

    thatpettyblackgirl :

    Brianna Brochu

    Brianna Brochu

    Brianna Brochu

    Brianna Brochu

    Brianna Brochu

    Brianna Brochu

    Brianna Brochu

    Brianna Brochu

    So can we all just report her

    “Harassed” she attempted to poison her roommate in numerous ways, who as a result was left incredibly sick and traumatized.

    The victim, Jazzy Rowe, has a GoFundMe that I haven’t seen being spread: gf.me/u/j5anmn

    She hasn’t met her goal in 9 months.

    You may not be able to donate, but you better believe I’m judging every single one of you if you don’t reblog this to atleast spread the word like yall do for all these wyt pipo claiming to need $100k for vet bills or $75k for school supplies.

    As of April 11, 2020, she still hasn’t reached her goal, please boost!!!

    Here’s the GoFundMe link again.

    This disgusting behaviour left a girl physically and psychologically ill. On top of medical bills to pay, this young woman was unable to attend school due to illness, and now has to pay for wasted student loans. She worked extra hard to get to college, only to be literally poisoned by an aggressively racist room mate, for which she continues to pay dearly. This is unacceptable.

    Please help Jazzy Rowe recover from this. If you can’t contribute financially, you can still do your part by passing this on.

    We’re a little closer!!

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  • panicatthe21falloutromance:

fucking-kill-me-man:
elfwreck:

theactualcluegirl:

repost-this-image:

steeleman:

newwavenova:

ecologiadigital:



Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016


Nice try fuckers.


$175K wasted with every reblog.
Let’s make sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.


Oh hey, my 2020 vision says THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Hey, so what exactly was that cops name again…?



Lt. John Pike. It took more than two years of legal battles to get his name, and the names of other officers involved, released to the public. 
He got fired… but retained his retirement benefits, and got  $38,000 worth of worker’s compensation for the stress he went through after the incident.
The students collectively received $1m, with each pepper-sprayed student receiving $30,000 individually.



We aren’t fucking forgetting. 



HE GOT MORE MONEY THAN EACH STUDENT WHAT THE FUCK
    thebambi555
    06.05.2020 - 11 monts ago

    panicatthe21falloutromance :

    fucking-kill-me-man :

    elfwreck :

    theactualcluegirl :

    repost-this-image :

    steeleman :

    newwavenova:

    ecologiadigital:

    Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL

    — Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016

    Nice try fuckers.

    $175K wasted with every reblog.

    Let’s make sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.

    Oh hey, my 2020 vision says THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS, MOTHERFUCKERS.

    Hey, so what exactly was that cops name again…?

    Lt. John Pike. It took more than two years of legal battles to get his name, and the names of other officers involved, released to the public. 

    He got fired… but retained his retirement benefits, and got  $38,000 worth of worker’s compensation for the stress he went through after the incident.

    The students collectively received $1m, with each pepper-sprayed student receiving $30,000 individually.

    We aren’t fucking forgetting.

    HE GOT MORE MONEY THAN EACH STUDENT WHAT THE FUCK

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  • thebambi555
    thebambi555
    05.05.2020 - 11 monts ago
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  • lesbiansandpuns:
naamahdarling:

infowarts:

infowarts:

wormbabie:

concretecatholic:

celticpyro:


positive-memes:
People should thank this man
Sorry Jennifer not everybody can look like Chris Evans while doing a huge service to the general public. 
Anyway this guy is amazing.


Did you see the video? He has such a glowing personality and his eagerness to share knowledge is infectious. 


some people will take any chance they can to dehumanize fat people  

theres also been a motion to write more articles about women because the gap in articles about men vs articles about women is astronomically huge, and he’s written hundreds or thousands of them and is a huge proponent of this. he’s done a lot of great work and he spends countless hours a day researching things so that we have access to that knowledge. he’s a hero. he doesnt do it for money either, tho apparently his regular job also involves research. but he does this purely because he believes in how important it is for information to be free. 

he’s done 600 articles on women as a part of this push for more

He looks like a nice guy and I know people like to sneer at it but Wikipedia is a good, ACCESSIBLE starting point for learning about things, so like, haters can fuck all the way off.

“How much money do you make from this?”“None.”
“So why do you do it?”
“The idea of it, making it all free, fascinates me. My mother grew up in the Soviet Union. So I’m very conscious of what it can mean to make knowledge free. To make information free.” 
how can you hear that and think anything other than that this is a brilliant, kind, generous man
    thebambi555
    23.04.2020 - 11 monts ago

    lesbiansandpuns :

    naamahdarling :

    infowarts :

    infowarts :

    wormbabie :

    concretecatholic :

    celticpyro :

    positive-memes :

    People should thank this man

    Sorry Jennifer not everybody can look like Chris Evans while doing a huge service to the general public.

    Anyway this guy is amazing.

    Did you see the video? He has such a glowing personality and his eagerness to share knowledge is infectious.

    some people will take any chance they can to dehumanize fat people

    theres also been a motion to write more articles about women because the gap in articles about men vs articles about women is astronomically huge, and he’s written hundreds or thousands of them and is a huge proponent of this. he’s done a lot of great work and he spends countless hours a day researching things so that we have access to that knowledge. he’s a hero. he doesnt do it for money either, tho apparently his regular job also involves research. but he does this purely because he believes in how important it is for information to be free.

    he’s done 600 articles on women as a part of this push for more

    He looks like a nice guy and I know people like to sneer at it but Wikipedia is a good, ACCESSIBLE starting point for learning about things, so like, haters can fuck all the way off.

    “How much money do you make from this?”

    “None.”

    “So why do you do it?”

    “The idea of it, making it all free, fascinates me. My mother grew up in the Soviet Union. So I’m very conscious of what it can mean to make knowledge free. To make information free.” 

    how can you hear that and think anything other than that this is a brilliant, kind, generous man

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  • thebambi555
    23.04.2020 - 11 monts ago

    guu :

    guu :

    guu :

    freedom for my family from my abusive partner finally within my grasp!

    i’ve tried to escape before, but this time i have a solid plan i’m lining up for as soon as possible for us to all get out (which likely wont be till the stay at home is lifted and my partner goes back to work)

    so basically, i’ve been trapped in this relationship for over 11 years. i have two children, going on 2 and 10. he’s very emotionally abusive, and downright insufferable to be around. he’s driven me insane and broken me. i do what i can to keep him from smacking xander but it’s been a tough fight.

    i’m taking the safest approach so that my kids and i can get somewhere on our own away from him.

    what i need to do right now is save up money for a car so i can continue working after escaping and just to make things easier. just today i was able to finally get my own secret paypal set up he wont know about

    tl;dr i need donations to save up for a car and a little extra to help keep us on our feet as we make the rough transition

    i will take commissions, but all donations are so greatly appreciated! if you can’t donate, please boost!

    thank you!

    Paypal: Imposterwarp@gmail.com

    oh doy, if you want a commission, here’s my art blog! but u can hmu here or there

    here’s my commission sheet (the paying bills header is out of date obvs)

    thank you everyone for being so generous. i definitely will still be needing donations, but also

    idk if people check ‘goods and services’ for a specific reason, but when you do, it seems to put the money on hold till i mark it as shipped. i suppose it doesn’t matter but yeah.

    please keep boosting

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  • thebambi555
    12.04.2020 - 1 year ago

    boosyboo9206 :

    sweet-summer-rain :

    korrasera :

    geekandmisandry :

    bentheechidna :

    beforethelobotomy :

    september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

    Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st.

    His dad is dead, just don’t.

    In case anyone reading my blog is unaware, this is a reference to the Green Day song titled “Wake Me Up When September Ends” a song that Billie Joe Armstrong wrote following the death of his father in September of 1982 when Billie Joe was ten years old. The title of the song references his desire to sleep through September in an effort to get some emotional distance from the death of his father.

    He’s since been open about the emotional difficulty of having written the song since many people now message him on October 1st to ‘wake him up’ despite the song being a memorial to his departed father.

    It’s generally seen as respectful to not try to wake him up. Let him sleep and let him remember his father in peace.

    reblogging again because the end of September is coming up. leave him alone.

    Reblogging as a reminder to leave Billie Joe Armstrong the fuck alone on October 1st and any day after it if your message is going to contain anything to do with “waking” him up because September will be over.

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  • thebambi555
    03.04.2020 - 1 year ago

    apersnicketylemon :

    apersnicketylemon :

    apersnicketylemon :

    Pedophilia is bad should not be a radical statement.

    No really, please reblog this if you can, because this site in general, but fandom spaces especially bad for this, to the point where people are genuinely afraid of harassment they may face for saying ‘Pedophilia is a bad thing and you probably should not encourage it’ or for calling it what it is. Fandom spaces are also especially bad for screaming about how it’s ‘just fiction’ when we know damn well that fiction impacts reality.

    In case anyone feels like continuing to argue this post, I have multiple real actual pedophiles telling me to ‘deal with’ their attraction to children and being allowed to produce content with it for said children to read so like, this is a serious problem.

    I mean you can find them in the notes. Real pedo’s are comfortable in fandom spaces because they know y’all will defend them now with ‘but that’s just fictional, they would never do it in real life!!’

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  • wtevrthefkiwant:I don’t think I’ve drawn this guy yet


That is a goddamn crime, because I was semi in love with him before,  but with that drawing i just may kill for him.
    thebambi555
    02.04.2020 - 1 year ago

    wtevrthefkiwant :

    I don’t think I’ve drawn this guy yet

    That is a goddamn crime, because I was semi in love with him before, but with that drawing i just may kill for him.

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  • laufire:
lord-kitschener:

hotcommunist:


bugcthulhu:

furbearingbrick:

tsu-anti:

ianstagram:
Happy Straight Pride everyone!

This story is actually fucking horrifying
The studio didn’t background check the guy, he had a history of domestic violence, abuse, and stalking.
When editing the episodes for air they found bits of audio picked up by his mic of him telling the girl that if she said anything to the producers he’d kill her and her family


honestly who even thought this show was a good idea to begin with


how could a show where the woman is under intense pressure to Make Things Work and Not Make A Fuss because if she does she’ll be torn apart by viewers possibly attract predatory men??? really makes you think!


I’m all for making jokes about The Straights™ but I’m getting kind of tired of posts that go:
A woman: [gets abused by her partner]
Tungle.bunghole: “LMAAAOOO STR8 CULTURE”

[Caption: headline saying “Married At First Sight Relationship Ends in a Restraining Order”.]
#honestly  #jokes like this ignore that abuse can occur in same sex relationships  #it makes it hard for people going through to admit it to themselves let alone ask for help  #plus come on as the comment above states  #as the person i reblog states  #like there’s a way to say fuck rape culture society / fuck the predatory nature of men against women  #without going lol straits  #what can you expect  #bc you should accept this (via @grapecase)
    thebambi555
    02.04.2020 - 1 year ago

    laufire :

    lord-kitschener :

    hotcommunist :

    bugcthulhu :

    furbearingbrick :

    tsu-anti :

    ianstagram :

    Happy Straight Pride everyone!

    This story is actually fucking horrifying

    The studio didn’t background check the guy, he had a history of domestic violence, abuse, and stalking.

    When editing the episodes for air they found bits of audio picked up by his mic of him telling the girl that if she said anything to the producers he’d kill her and her family

    honestly who even thought this show was a good idea to begin with

    how could a show where the woman is under intense pressure to Make Things Work and Not Make A Fuss because if she does she’ll be torn apart by viewers possibly attract predatory men??? really makes you think!

    I’m all for making jokes about The Straights™ but I’m getting kind of tired of posts that go:

    A woman: [gets abused by her partner]

    Tungle.bunghole: “LMAAAOOO STR8 CULTURE”

    [Caption: headline saying “Married At First Sight Relationship Ends in a Restraining Order”.]

    #honestly  #jokes like this ignore that abuse can occur in same sex relationships  #it makes it hard for people going through to admit it to themselves let alone ask for help  #plus come on as the comment above states  #as the person i reblog states  #like there’s a way to say fuck rape culture society / fuck the predatory nature of men against women  #without going lol straits  #what can you expect  #bc you should accept this (via @grapecase)

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  • twitblr:

2020 please read the room
    thebambi555
    02.04.2020 - 1 year ago

    twitblr :

    2020 please read the room

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  • thebambi555
    28.03.2020 - 1 year ago
    Origins

    wordsfromthesol :

    Author: @wordsfromthesol
    Pairing: Batsis
    Summary: You catch Dick and Jason explaining how you were found to your younger brothers Tim and Damian.
    Warnings: Language, violence
    Word Count: 505

    Figuring you needed a pick me up before patrol that night, you headed towards the kitchen. You stopped short upon hearing your brothers and carefully gazed around the corner. You pulled back, stifling a laugh as you saw Tim and Damian looking up at their older brothers with curiosity.

    “Come on Dick, just tell us!” Tim yelled, clearly exasperated from the whole situation.

    “Y/L/N is the only origin story we don’t know. It is not fair.”

    Keep reading

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  • programmerhumour:

Repost to spread. (Not really humor)
    thebambi555
    18.03.2020 - 1 year ago

    programmerhumour :

    Repost to spread. (Not really humor)

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  • thebambi555
    17.03.2020 - 1 year ago

    time-machine-fart:

    Okay maybe I’m grasping at nothing, but hear me out:

    We all know Peter has spidey senses. He used them to defeat Mysterio in Far From Home.

    But we see Peter struggling with them all throughout the movie:

    (Peter not sensing the banana)

    (Peter not sensing Nick Fury in the room)

    (Peter not sensing everything around him in the pub was an illusion)

    (Finally, Peter not being able to decide whether Happy is real or fake)

    Now here we wonder, why is that happening?

    Take into account the events of Infinity War. When Thanos snapped his fingers, unlike others, Peter could sense his death coming, that’s why he fell into Tony’s arms saying, “Mr Stark I don’t feel so good”. Imagine such a terrible thing happening to you, feeling the pain everywhere yet not being able to fix it. This could and HAS led to post traumatic stress in Peter. PTSD leads to changes in the body and impotence is one of them. Also the added trauma of his mentor dying? Anyone’s mind could’ve become fucked up after that.

    “Okay, so where are you going with this?” you must be thinking.

    Well, what if Peter sensed something was unnatural about the water monster (other than the fact it was a monster made up of water, of course) so he shot something at it, just because? But he turned out to be “wrong” because it went right through the drones. He was right about it, but he didn’t know then.

    Wrongly sensing something so big like that would have created some serious self doubt in Peter.

    That’s why he must have discarded every tingle in his skin that sensed the illusions around Mysterio in the pub. That’s why he must have ignored the possibility of someone being in his and Ned’s room. That’s why he asked Happy if he was real when he got off the plane.

    It’s because he was doubting himself and the very abilities that made him Spiderman.

    Peter wasn’t dumb. He was right about shooting a web at the water monster.

    On one hand this is a genuinely valid theory, on the other…..did you have to go and make it sad? You couldn’t have just let us have the happy dumb spiderboi??

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  • thebambi555
    13.03.2020 - 1 year ago

    bouncyirwin:

    insanitysscribblings:

    asterosian:

    Do y’all know where the phrase “eat the rich” comes from or do you just repeat it cause you heard it elsewhere?

    It’s not a bad thing, I just saw someone say “we never said who would eat the rich” and realized a lot of y’all might not have heard the full quote

    It’s from Rousseau and it’s “When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich"

    And, well, there’s a lot of people with nothing to eat…

    The poor cried,

    “We are starving. There is no more bread, and we have nothing to eat.”

    The rich man said,

    “Not my problem you don’t work for your bread,”

    as if he did not snatch away the grain by his own greedy hands and create filling bread for his own overflowing mouth.

    The poor cried,

    “We are dying. There is no more medicine, and we’re all ill.”

    The rich man said,

    “Not my problem you don’t take care of yourselves,”

    as if he did not buy all the medicine and raise prices so high

    the gods themselves would not

    be able to reach.

    The poor people

    stopped crying,

    and the rich man was satisfied…

    Until they came knocking at his door one night;

    their faces were sunken,

    their flesh decaying,

    their eyes sightless.

    They were monsters

    of the rich man’s

    own making.

    As they devoured his flesh,

    the rich man cried,

    “Please, spare me!”

    The ravenous zombies said,

    “Not our fault

    you fattened yourself

    for slaughter.”

    Holy fucking shit

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  • kaylabeemarie:

Din: *Sigh*
    thebambi555
    05.03.2020 - 1 year ago

    kaylabeemarie :

    Din: *Sigh*

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  • memescog:


Wholesome roommate.
    thebambi555
    05.03.2020 - 1 year ago

    memescog :

    Wholesome roommate.

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  • awesomacious:

I have no words for how nice this is
    thebambi555
    05.03.2020 - 1 year ago

    awesomacious :

    I have no words for how nice this is

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  • thebambi555
    04.03.2020 - 1 year ago

    hedgehog-moss :

    I was at the coffeeshop in the village and someone asked me how my llamas are doing, and a woman overheard and told me that when she was a kid, her parents used to have a couple of llamas in their sheep farm, and every single sheep in their flock imprinted on one of the two llamas. Each sheep chose the best most charismatic llama according to mysterious sheep criteria, and never wavered in their ovine loyalty. Each of the two llamas was worshiped by a small sub-flock of devoted sheep who followed him everywhere like Jesus’s apostles and only left their field for transhumance when led by “their” llama. The funniest thing is the way this woman overheard the word “llama” and immediately came to sit next to me to tell me this, like she had waited since childhood to share her bewilderment about the two religious congregations of sheep led by rival llama prophets in her family farm.

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  • thebambi555
    02.03.2020 - 1 year ago

    queer-google-searches :

    hokuto-ju-no-ken :

    quinzelade :

    hokuto-ju-no-ken :

    dredsina :

    zooophagous :

    paranoidgemsbok :

    i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine 

    God SAME.

    It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”

    And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.

    Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch

    I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.

    Why do you hate Jesus

    Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

    Nothing about this post prepared me for that raw ass last line.

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  • thebambi555
    19.02.2020 - 1 year ago

    keepcalmandcarriefischer:

    thechaoticmatter:

    keepcalmandcarriefischer:

    papafargo:

    keepcalmandcarriefischer:

    keepcalmandcarriefischer:

    keepcalmandcarriefischer:

    I REALLY want to film a Star Trek parody where the caption is yelling really tropey star trekkie things at the engineer who in turn just answers with real and truthful responses about mechanics. Like

    Captain: how long will it take to get the warp engines back online??

    Engineer: at least 2 hours

    Captain: *dramatically* you’ve got 45 minutes

    Engineer: well, okay, so it’s not going to happen then, because it takes at least 2 hours

    Engineer: the shield generator is offline!

    Captain: Divert power from life support!

    Engineer: …. why? It’s broken. Putting more power in it isn’t going to make it less broken. And why life support? You want us to die faster or something?

    Engineer: the warp engines are offline and it is beyond our ability to repair. All we have are impulse engines now.

    Captain: how long will it take to get to the nearest federation star base on impulse alone?

    Engineer: 73 years.

    Captain: what the fu

    Engineer: Space is BIG captain! Why do I need to tell you that??

    Engineer: We can’t do it, Captain! We do not have the power!

    Captain: We’ll harness the power of the local sun and divert it into the engine!

    Engineer:…

    Captain:…

    Engineer:…

    Captain:…

    Engineer: That’s…

    Captain: Look, can you figure something out and just tell me that’s what you did? I just really need a win right now. Please?

    Engineer: I’ll try, Captain.

    Doctor: the captain was seriously injured… I don’t know if he will make it…

    Engineer: *mockingly* hAvE yOu tRiEd DiVeRtiNg pOwEr fRoM LifE SuPpOrT???

    as someone who works in client-facing tech support, this post really shook me

    Then you may want to divert more power to your inertial dampeners

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  • kindnessinink:The only real OTP
    thebambi555
    11.02.2020 - 1 year ago

    kindnessinink :

    The only real OTP

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  • thebambi555
    11.02.2020 - 1 year ago

    firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate:

    marisatomay:

    might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

    Damn op you didn’t need to just kill everyone who grew up with undiagnosed ADHD like that.

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  • fols-eli:



for @qinni, thank you for being a huge inspiration to many and staying strong until the end. may you rest peacefully among the stars and shine even brighter.
    thebambi555
    11.02.2020 - 1 year ago

    fols-eli :

    for @qinni, thank you for being a huge inspiration to many and staying strong until the end. may you rest peacefully among the stars and shine even brighter.

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  • thebambi555
    11.02.2020 - 1 year ago

    aokane-eldarya:

    You most certainly know the meme below. It is her creation.

    Whenever you use it, remember that it was achieved by the incarnation of courage

    Rest in peace, Qinni

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  • thebambi555
    11.02.2020 - 1 year ago

    walldrugbillboard:

    god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro

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