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- suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
- staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
- *points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
- zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
- *something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
- “what are you doing” “my best”
- shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”
Congratulations. You’re dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who I’m assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if you’re reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now I’m not saying that you’re not allowed to be scornful I’m just saying expect it and don’t be surprised when you hear it. Ok? OK.
why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B
Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.
Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A “TRAGIC PAST” OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DON’T GET BULLIED IT’S LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.
also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than it’s ever been.
i’m obligated to reblog the Critical Whale
Fucking thank you
Okay but them girls with a little chub but still flat tummies with a curvaceous coke bottle body don’t count as fat girls. Y'all swear y'all down for the big girls, but is you really? Are you for the ones with rolls and stretch marks down their belly? Are you for the ones with disproportionate bodies? Are you here for the one that stomach fall below their waistline? If not, you were never for big girls, stop acting like because you post girls with a bit of pudge you doing something or your for something. You’re not, end of story.
to all my bi and pan sisters: you are not privileged. you are not oppressing lesbians in any way shape or form by simply existing. you are valid. you are legitimate. you are amazing regardless of who you have dated, been with, your childhood experiences, what you previously identified as. i love you. us turning on each other literally feeds the heteropatriarchy. but i believe in us. we can do this.
Going to brunch with the fam ✌🏼️~ They/them ~