bad news: i got rejected from a job that i wanted
good news: they gendered me correctly in the rejection letter
bad news: they inexplicably think my name is Stefan
the cheeky shall inherit the earth
update : i got the job
i feel like everyone’s forgotten some Covid basics so please let me remind you:
- Your mask protects others more than it protects you
- You can still spread covid even if you’re vaccinated or not showing any symptoms
- The more this spreads around, the more mutated variants of the virus will appear and they WILL be stronger than the original
so like maybe stop being a little bitch and endangering others because you really, really needed to go out to dinner or get fucked up at a bar instead of in your home like a respectable person
This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it
For those of you who aren’t aware the Monterey Bay Aquarium is actually a really cool place!
• they are non-profit
• they have a living kelp forest!
• it focuses on local ocean wildlife
• they were the first aquarium to get a great white shark to eat and they are the only public aquarium to display a great white shark for more than sixteen days
• they have a seafood watch program where they promote sustainable seafood
• they are actively fighting against ocean pollution
So yeah support them, they’re awesome and I love them
They also have a tumblr @montereybayaquarium
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Imperial Snapchat. Admiral Piett is currently leading the contest.
I am sorry
Boba: Hey, Vader, wanna take a selfie?
Anakin hindbrain: *chanting* SELFIE SELFIE SELFIE SELFIE-
Vader: …ugh, fine.
Boba: lol cool, I’m gonna use the cat ears feature!
Anakin hindbrain: *ungodly screeching noises*
The fucking level of art quality for this fucking shitpost.
OMG IT GAINED QUALITY BONUS MATERIAL I love this fucking shitpost
Frequently I encounter non Native folks who tell me they think reservations are some form of reparatoins to Natives from the US government. I even had someone close to me tell me they thought reservations were places to “reserve” our cultures.
Where I’m from (South Dakota) reservations were concentration camps where they sent us to die after they stole and colonized all of the land every US citizen occupies.
In the early SD Rez days our ppl had to get permission from district agents (white settler men) to get food, fix our homes, or even leave our community to travel to another community on our Rez to visit relatives. We couldn’t hunt cuz they killed millions of our buffalo.
If we didn’t get permission from the white settler agent we couldn’t eat, fix our homes or visit relatives because we would be violating US law & could be arrested. Also our cultures & ceremonies were illegal under US law until the Indian Religious Freedom Act in 1978.
So plz educate the ppl you love and care abt because everyone in the USA is living in an illegal settler colony, Indigenous ppl survived their genocide & we’re her to say these settlers never gave af abt us & never will.
‘24/7 Inconvenience Store’
About the daily life of Worker who works at a 24/7 store where supernatural customers are the norm. Worker is constantly tired and thinks they’re not getting paid enough for this job.
@official-lucifers-child we’ve found it, the fabled inconvenience store
Can this be a TV show? This concept is amazing