@theheckinheck

bogleech :

jaubaius :

No way out

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

lovingrot :

if shes your girl then why is she using me as ritual sacrifice

fangusklot :

the-foley-knoll-horror :

fangusklot :

organically water your dyrad gf 

paniniprince :

ive been drawing the people in my zoom calls lately.

last but not least, my favorite:

prismatic-bell :

dollsonmain :

godtechturninheads :

simplyaskeleton :

quiteliterallyhotsauce :

This is fucking sick. Fuck capitalism and fuck private healthcare. This system is so disgusting. Vote for Bernie Sanders we need Medicare for All. 

[Video transcript start: “Alright, y’all like the desk shit, and I’ve got plenty of it. So here’s another scenario: you go to the emergency room, you get a bill for a thousand dollars. The very first thing you do, other than calling and asking for a ‘review of the level of care,’ that’s the first thing you do. While on the phone, while they’re doing that, you also say, ‘I want an itemized bill with every single charge.’

“Now what they’re going to do on the back end of that–because they don’t want you to know that they’ve charged you thirty-seven dollars for a fucking band-aid–they’re going to take that thirty-seven dollar charge right off of there. Before they send you the itemized statement, any of those stupid charges? They’re gonna take them right off. Generally, my bills go from a thousand dollars to seven-hundred and fifty, they take about two-hundred dollars off just for stupid shit. All you have to do is ask for an itemized bill with every charge, and they’re gonna take those charges off, ‘cause they don’t want you to know that they’re charging you thirty-seven dollars for a fucking band-aid, and guess what? That’s how much they charge for a fucking band-aid. So, when you actually can say, ‘You charged me thirty-seven dollars for a band-aid?’ They don’t like that. So they remove-” Audio cuts off mid-sentence and ends.]

Wish I would have known this when I had to go to the hospital a couple years ago. Over 500 dollar bill for a band aid & antibiotic cream that I put on myself 🙃

Dont let them screw you.

You can also write a Letter of Hardship if you’re in financial distress and they’ll reduce the bill drastically. I had a $2.5K ER bill, wrote to the billing department saying I’m unmarried, unemployed, and uninsured, and they knocked it down to $125.

That’s not a typo. $125.

I just went from $975 to $225 thanks to this post.

livingdeadpoetssociety:

peanit:

some of you are a little too pretty to be on tumblr i think you should be luring people to their watery demise instead

Yeah, but that job market’s saturated. You know how it is.

the-sapphic-raven :

svsie :

ok it kinda looks like shit tho

youd look like shit if you were left forgotten in a beer can for 8 years too. dont be fucking rude

kelssiel:

proudgarbage:

I like how tumblr has a very different calendar than the rest of the world. And i don’t mean the “flat fuck friday” or “come get yalls dick-fil-a” posts, i mean that the only thing i am seeing on my dash today is happy the great gatsby public domain day! Haven’t heard anything about this outside of tumblr. Same with the ides of march. Who tf celebrates the stabbing of an emperor 2000+ years ago? Please never change

so anyway happy 102 years since the boston molasses disaster!

dualityofsquid :

markv5 :

Так видит себя мой кот, когда я с утра не дал ему поесть

“this is how my cat sees himself in the morning before I give him food”

mouthpressure :

i’m having a gender confusion issue recently and this joke i didn’t finish is the funniest thing to me so i’m posting it

randomitemdrop:

Item: Shoes of the Million Triangles, a pair of cool sneakers so intricate that any imaging system that tries to display an image of you will crash, leaving you immune to certain forms of surveillance

gromp-the-wight-eater:

witchy-words:

empezardexerox:

It took me literally two seconds on this site to find the weird part of Tumblr.

what the fuck are you talking about this is one fo the best videos on the entire site

autumnapology:

randomclustermissile:

dangerbooze:

Chess without limits

this is the most attention I’ve ever paid to chess in my entire life

knightofleo:

elitefourkylewantstobattle:

doggy

the-shrike-to-your-thorn:

personfullofplotholes:

tiktoksthataregood:

showed this to my roommate and her only comment was “that was a whole feature-length film. i feel like i just watched a b-movie version of coraline” with a general miasma of despair about her face

Truly Shakespearean

toasby :

bingus my love

the-gotheltic-rowan:

syro-malabar-baby:

vampgf:

THIS IS MAKING ME WHEEZE

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

it’s past midnight and im hysterically laughing and then thIS-

cupidcore :

cheers, i’ll yeehaw to that bro.

foil-flingza-roller:

i think the world is ready to see this one :)

haloodst:

nefertittythegreat:

mysharona1987:

tunnelsaints :

a level in a game: *has glowing mushrooms*

me: such incredible world building….. impeccable level design…… the cinnamon tography……..

musingsofbooboothefool:

planetclaires:

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

the gargoyle instinct

touchtheowl :

rasec-wizzlbang :

grawly :

new sunchip

what flavor?

Yeah

phoneus:

mlmcare:

phoneus:

mlmcare:

I lov boys who lov horror films… let’s cuddle and watch ppl die onscreen and make fun of the special effects. Where is my slasher flick bf.

[squints my eyes from behind my cavalry helmet] you again, advena. what did I tell you about trespassing on Roman land? i shall show YOU a SLASHER! [with a fearsome echoing barritus i lunge at you, defending the honor of my emprie] 

if we had a wall of fame for “inane and nonsensical comments” this would be at the top of the list just because of the sheer what the fuck factor. good job *thumbs up*

FOOL! while you were talking, my men have SURROUNDED YOU

YOUR BLOG IS OFFICIALLY UNDER SIEGE BY THE IMPERIUM ROMANUM

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HOMOSEXUAL EMPIRE AND IT IS US

yeahdragon :

its friday lads lets get at it

cringepics:

cringepics:

cringepics:

16 past peak comedy and my boy just kept adding to it

deadgirljulia:

gravemom :

veraxplus :

shacklefunk :

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls

ur fucking right we do