This thread is full of people in total disbelief and people who enjoy explaining Keira Knightley’s filmography
if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant
the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.
The next time you watch a New Hope, keep in mind Luke is wearing the armor of a man who knew Tarkin sexually. The armor Luke is wearing when he says the iconic line “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you” has more than likely been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom.
since I’m getting naysayers about this again!
- The actual officer whom the trooper is in a relationship goes unspecified within the book, and isn’t listed as Tarkin specifically
- The officer is described as; wearing a grey suit, continuously bragging about the strength of the Death Star, and having the highest level of clearance aboard the Death Star, which is how he is able to send secret messages to TK-421
- At one point the officer says he won’t be interrogating Princess Leia because Darth Vader will be doing it, meaning he’s definitely high enough in the chain of command to know that about Vader
- At one point the officer jokes he just gave an “explosive” demonstration. The story takes place right around the time Alderaan is blown up.
- According to someone on Reddit, the Audible version of the story uses Tarkin’s voice for the officer in question
- It’s Tarkin.
Every time I see a ‘modern au’ ft a character that has some sort of limb replacement like a metal arm or w/e and the ‘cool au version’ of it is a sleeve tattoo I literally want to reach through the screen and slap some sense into whoever posted it
They got a prosthetic in canon they gonna get a prosthetic in the au!!!! Because, I know this is a little far-fetched, but people who need prosthetics actually exist!!! In real life?! What a coincidence?!
Also you want cool prosthetics??? They totally exist
Want your character to have a cool prosthetic in the modern day?
there are no excuses for erasing canonical disabilities
we are *this* close to inventing just deadass automail
me: hey how long is this thing going to last
someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook
me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)
me: hey how long will this take
someone: oh like twenty minutes
*an hour later*
me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*
someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby
me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*
someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]
me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?
someone: oh we’re doing it right now
me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?
this feeling is so real
I know this pain
Even better is when you HAVE the forewarning, have spent the allotted time, and are at your limit because you were expecting to be done, and then they IGNORE you when you say you need to go home/be dropped off/etc, because of course THEY’RE just fine, so you couldn’t POSSIBLY have any kind of issue with being force to continue.
Oh yeah here u go lol
And you’re just not gonna show it?
I made a birthday card for our graphic designer at work and I’m so proud of it, its the ugliest and worst designed thing ever and its beautiful
Historians: “Unfortunately, we don’t have many written sources and texts from old germanic cultures.”
Vikings, angrily crying and graffitting every flat surface in the Mediterranean they can get a chisel on: “WE’RE TRYING! OUR BEST!”
Anglo Saxon Christians with biased view points:
I don’t know if there used to be an actual image there but this is probably way funnier than whatever it was
My friend was messing with Never Gonna Give You Up on her record player and she sped it up. It beCAME A FREAKING MAGICAL GIRL THEME.
Reminds me of a late 80s or early 90s anime ending theme.
God his voice is so deep even this fast he hasn’t hit ‘chipmunk’ vocals
Previously: Sad Litwick & Phantump comic
I hope somewhere in Pokemon canon its addressed about how there the line between human and pokemon can sometimes be thin, such as when it comes to ghost pokemon. And the implications of such.
Wow this was amazing
I think about this a lot
actual ways to fish in botw:
-shooting the fish with a regular bow and arrow (this is the only actual irl fishing method in the entire game) (edit: spearfishing is also a thing but i don’t recommend it in botw cause it can be cumbersome to fetch the spears)
-bombs (edit: yes i know abt dynamite fishing but dynamite and magic bombs that appear out of nowhere are two different things so i didn’t count it as an actual technique)
-creating pillars of ice beneath the fish and then picking them up as they flop around
-swimming really fast and grabbing them presumably with your bare hands and/or teeth
-swimming really fast and chasing them until they beach themselves and then picking them up
-electrocuting the water with magic weapons
-wearing rubber armour and metal equipment and sitting in the water and waiting for lightning
not actual ways to fish in botw:
-rod and line
my favourite thing about breath of the wild is that it forces you to fish like an insane person