JON BERNTHAL as THE MUTE | PILGRIMAGE (2017)
The “victims” of art forgery crimes are so funny bc they’re like I fell in love with this painting right away it took my breath away so I spent $12 million dollars on it bc money is no object to me but now that I know it’s not by some famous dead guy I feel robbed because I never actually cared about the art itself 💔🥺
[Image ID/ Tweet from Henpecked Hal (@/ HenpeckedHal) reading: I drove to a craft beer store during a long work call & while checking out I was asked a question. I unmuted and said “sorry, had to pick something up from the pharmacy.” Unprompted, the cashier said, “any questions about your prescription?” This is the society I want to live in. /End ID]
if you watched xena before the canon f/f ships of 2016-2019, it’s just like. nothing hits enough compared to six seasons of relationship development and camp antics and absolute balls to the wall tragedy. one time gabrielle’s antichrist daughter murders xena’s son and they have such a horrible rift that xena throws gabrielle off a cliff and they have to do a musical episode to forgive each other (one lyric is “the love of your love is you” and they HOLD HANDS THROUGH A WATERFALL) and one time gabrielle dies so xena travels miles and miles to join her in the amazonian afterlife ALSO THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER AND EXPLICITLY GABRIELLE IS THE SECOND PARENT, plus her biological second parent is xena’s former enemy whos’s ALSO a woman. xena and gabrielle are soulmates in multiple aus and future timelines. one time beowulf met them and was like “hello lesbians, let’s get this bread" (the sacred rheingold ring so odin’s wife can go back to asgaard.) xena personally caused the ides of march. gabrielle friendzones homer. god it’s like. where is that energy!! where is it!!
You’ve all heard of “Batman accidentally uses his suave playboy voice instead of his intimidating growly one while interrogating a thug” but now I present you: BATMAN ACCIDENTALLY USES HIS TIRED DAD™ VOICE.
I-been-working-on-this-case-for-76-hours-straight-Batman: *sigh* what did you do
Suddenly-guilty-feeling-Riddler: I can explain
Okay but… does this include dad sarcasm/jokes?
Like, Batman accidentally slipping into complete dad-mode when he uses the tired-dad voice￼￼ and just starts answering with dad jokes and his enemies just… don’t know how to react?
Random thugs waiting for orders from boss: heyyo boss we’re hungry here!
Batman descending dramatically from the ceiling shadows: hey hungry I’m Batman
loaded an older save. would be nice to know what the fuck was i up to
Enjoy my terrible stitching together of this deeply excellent @holdmybee videos game anecdote:
honestly “Finn thinks bees are cool so collects them for a whole episode then reaches into his pocket and unleashes them at the iceking at the end” sounds like its already and Adventure Time episode