Bucky: I’ve had enough of your blonde dramatic ass
Eddie, on a date: aw, cute dog you’ve got there. What breed is she?
Date: she’s a Chocolate Labrador!
Venom, hungry: EDDIE IT’S A DOG MADE OF CHOC-
Eddie, hurriedly shoving venom into his purse: I’m sorry I have to go right now immediately
just to be clear, it’s canon that as punishment for killing a human carlisle forces the cullens to go to the victim’s funeral & stand in a small enclosed space packed with other humans
some grieving widow: omg why are your eyes red?
emmett, gorged with the blood of her husband: [sniff] from crying
Okay my dumbass came up with a whole scenario on how Jesse got his tattoo. 🙈Fives: “I’m gonna get me a face tattoo”Hardcase: “bro, that’s a dope idea. I’ll get one too!”Fives: “its not gonna be anything big. Y'know just a lil’ something.”Tup: “yeah, that seems cool. I’ll probably get a small water drop under my eye. So I can look hard-core 🥰”Fives: “I’m just getting a five on my temple. For……reasons 😏”Hardcase: “I’m doing some line patterns so I can match my armor. Skskksk”Jesse: “I’m tattooing the republic logo on my whole head. 😃”Fives: 👁👄👁Tup: 👁👄👁Hardcase: 👁👄👁Fives: “okay…..you do you Jess….”