bella: if you keep saying you don’t have a soul then I guess that means we can’t be soulmates anymore haha
edward, locking himself in his room for the next 3 days:
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Me: watches a new movie/tv show for fun
Also me: suddenly notices the attractive male lead who is most certainly 35+ and I know immediately that he will infiltrate my thoughts for the next 365 days.
Eddie, on a date: aw, cute dog you’ve got there. What breed is she?
Date: she’s a Chocolate Labrador!
Eddie:
Date:
Eddie:
Venom, hungry: EDDIE IT’S A DOG MADE OF CHOC-
Eddie, hurriedly shoving venom into his purse: I’m sorry I have to go right now immediately
Me: *thinks that Tony Stark might actually survive endgame*
Doctor Strange:
there are people out there who will work to understand you, who will listen and learn and love you.
you don’t have to settle for uncaring people. you deserve better than them
Nicole Byers as a Guest Judge on RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE SEASON 13
but who would ever love someone with scars on their wrists?
You are not broken. You are not weak.
You are strong. You were made to love and be loved.
The heavy you carry DOES NOT define you.
EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED
Betty White, last of the jedi.
Reblog Jedi Betty for good luck now and forever
just to be clear, it’s canon that as punishment for killing a human carlisle forces the cullens to go to the victim’s funeral & stand in a small enclosed space packed with other humans
some grieving widow: omg why are your eyes red?
emmett, gorged with the blood of her husband: [sniff] from crying
*looks at fictional character* nobody loves u more than me
You have been warned
i was wondering what was wrong with this picture…. then I realized there was no blue filter
can’t believe I forget the tint™
the signs were everywhere
you’re laughing.
edward cullen just married the girl of my dreams and frisbeed her garter into my face with his teeth and you’re laughing
Okay my dumbass came up with a whole scenario on how Jesse got his tattoo. 🙈
Fives: “I’m gonna get me a face tattoo”Hardcase: “bro, that’s a dope idea. I’ll get one too!”Fives: “its not gonna be anything big. Y'know just a lil’ something.”Tup: “yeah, that seems cool. I’ll probably get a small water drop under my eye. So I can look hard-core 🥰”Fives: “I’m just getting a five on my temple. For……reasons 😏”Hardcase: “I’m doing some line patterns so I can match my armor. Skskksk”Jesse: “I’m tattooing the republic logo on my whole head. 😃”Fives: 👁👄👁Tup: 👁👄👁Hardcase: 👁👄👁Fives: “okay…..you do you Jess….”
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