i drew yall!!! plus gaz because we cant forget him
“get your ass over here and love me.”
tfw you work with Loki and you get in an argument. He is like an over excited fox that wants cuddles and chaos.
(To me anyways)
Loki: Hey, Eldir, what are they talking about inside Aegir’s hall?
Eldir: Just, you know, a pissing contest. Who’s kicked more ass, and that kind of thing. But like, I wouldn’t go in there. No one is going to be happy to see you.
Loki: Whatever. I like stirring up trouble.
Eldir: Dude, seriously? They’ll turn that shit around on you.
Loki: Yeah, well, the more they talk, the more ammo I have. (goes into hall)
(Everyone falls silent.)
Loki: Hey guys, it’s me, Loki! I am super thirsty; anyone wanna pass me some mead? (he looks around expectantly but everyone looks away) Well don’t all get up at once. Come on guys, I want to eat too.
Bragi: Yeah, um, no one likes you.
Loki: DAAAAAD you PROMISED you’d support meeeeeee.
Odin: Oh FINE. He’ll be a huge pain in the ass if you don’t let him join us.
(Vithar pours mead for Loki, who smirks and speaks before drinking.)
Loki: You guys rock. Except Bragi. What a loser.
Bragi: Oh my fucking god. Look, I’ll give you a horse and a sword and a ring if you will just stop being an asshole.
Loki: Whatevs. You don’t even have that many horses and rings. Besides, you’re a scaredy-cat.
Bragi: Fuck you. If I didn’t have self control I would cut off your head right now, you goddamn liar.
Loki: (sticks his tongue out) Blah blah blah. You’re all talk. Why don’t you get up and prove it, you girl?
Ithun: Bragi, chill. Remember who his adopted dad is.
Loki: Shut up, Ithun, you big slut. You were totally doing the guy who killed your brother.
Ithun: I’ll be the bigger person. Everyone should just take a chill pill. There’s no point fighting here.
Gefjun: Guys, stop this. Everyone knows Loki likes to start shit.
Loki: Shut up, Gefjun. You’re not perfect either. You were screwing this one dude. There was a necklace involved. I forget.
Odin: Wow, so you’re crazy and stupid. Don’t piss off Gefjun! She sees like EVERYTHING. Fate and stuff.
Loki: Shut up, Dad. You suck too. You gave gifts to men who totally did not deserve it.
Odin: Yeah, well…that is true. But! You spent eight years underground milking cows. Oh and you gave birth. Which is very unmanly.
Loki: Uh, well, you used witches’ spells. And dressed up as a witch. Who’s unmanly now, huh?
Frigg: Guys, can’t you just forget it? Who cares what you did in the past?
Loki: Shut up, Mom; you screwed Dad’s brothers.
Frigg: If Baldr were here, he’d kick your ass.
Loki: Well…I kind of killed him.
Freya: You little shit. I can’t believe you just told everyone. Frigg knew anyway; she knows things.
Loki: Shut up, Freya. You’ve screwed everyone in this building.
Freya: That is not even true. Look, you’ve upset everyone now. We’re gonna go home and sulk.
Loki: Shut UP, Freya, you witch. You screwed your brother.
Njorth (Freya’s father): Okay but for real who actually cares whom the ladies have screwed? Besides, you’re one to talk. You gave birth.
Loki: Shut up, Njorth. You were sent as a hostage and the frost giants shit in your mouth. And you’re not even a god.
Njorth: Um, neither are you—Never mind, look, whatever, I got a fantastic son, so frankly I don’t care what you have to say.
Loki: HEY EVERYONE, Njorth boned his sister and she had Freyr!
Tyr: Yeah, but everyone likes Freyr. He’s like super nice to women and stuff.
Loki: Shut up, Tyr. You have no friends. Remember when my wolf son tore off your hand?
Tyr: Well, he’s chained for eternity, so there’s that.
Loki: Shut uuuuuuup, Tyr. Your wife totally tried to make a baby with me. And you never got restitution for that.
Freyr: You know what, Loki? You better watch your mouth or you’ll be chained up with Fenrir.
Loki: You bought your wife.
Byggvir: You gonna take this, Freyr? I would kill him if I were you.
Loki: Oh, is that an ant? Did I hear an ant?
Byggvir: My name’s Byggvir, and I’m enjoying the feast, so there.
Loki: Shut up, Byggvir. You hide during battle.
Heimdall: Go home, Loki. You’re drunk. And frankly, you’re an asshole when you’re drunk.
Loki: Shut up, Heimdall. Your job sucks ass and you’re a prude.
Skathi: Loki, are you forgetting that you got bound to rocks with your son’s guts?
Loki: You wanna go there? Well I was totally there when we captured your dad. First and last on the battlefield, girlfriend.
Skathi: Yeah? Well fuck you, Loki!
Loki: Yeah…you did. It was pretty awesome, remember?
Sif: Hey, Loki, here, have some mead. We’re tight, right? You’re not gonna start talking shit on me, right?
Loki: Haha yeah right. I happen to know you cheated on Thor. And I know with whom! (leers at her)
Beyla: Hey, look, Thor’s here to MAKE YOU SHUT UP, FINALLY.
Loki: Shut up, you fucking…sinful…you…
Thor: (enters dramatically) Shut the fuck up right now, you unmanly little shit, or I will kill you. With my hammer.
Loki: Oh my GOD, Thor, indoor voice. You’re not gonna yell this loud when you go fight the wolf at the end of time.
Thor: What did I JUST say?
Loki: Dude, you like, you totally hid in the thumb of a glove this one time. (giggles)
Thor: What are you not getting about me smashing your head in with a hammer?
Loki: You won’t kill me. Haha, that time you hid in the glove, you couldn’t even open the giant’s lunchbox.
Thor: No, seriously, I will fucking kill you if you do not shut UP.
Loki: Whatever. I said what I came to say. Only because it’s you, bro, will I stop. (He staggers toward the door, opens it, and turns around to say) By the way, the end of the world is coming and we’re all fucked. (He leaves)
-Only half joking about threesomes
-When your partner! Talks to your crush!!! And they are so cute together!
-Feeling different attraction for different people. Actually really cool.
-Frustration because you know your mono partner will never get that you can love more than one person equally.
-Guilt when you have a crush while in a mono relationship. Sigh.
-But also holding hands with two people at once! It is so nice!
-Same with cuddling. And hugging. The more the merrier.
-EXCEPT IN SUMMER FUCK THAT
-Getting such different things out of each relationship, but having them all equally important and satisfying and ahhh it makes me cry
-When your partners aren’t dating each other but still get along great
-Srsly poly relationships are the sweetest
Sir Noodles (aka. Flower Prince) supports all of you.
(Sorry the flags are a little shaky im not that good in drawing flags also if you want another flag added that isnt shown here just tell me)
EDIT: 2 more flags added
You can repost but please give credit!
Pride is Beautiful / So are you xx
i got sick and decided to make a thing so here the thing is. i don’t really know what this is. i guess i just wanted to say that all kinds of humans are good and nature is good also so why not make them be good together. hope you enjoyed the thing.
p.s. sorry for not including every pride flag, there are just so freaking many and tbh I’m still learning. Also sorry sorry sorry if any of these titles are wrong. my bad. i do not want to offend anyone i swear, just thought this was a cute idea!!!
k bye. xxx \(’ o’)/
@frejyas-daughter EVERYBODY BLOCK HER
It’s time to kick the neo-natzis out of all of our badass witch/pagan blogs.
@eclecticwitcheryafoot and other bloggers ADD OTHERS HERE IF YOU KNOW OF ANY
@shieldmaiden-of-dixie is also a anti-Semite and White Nationalist from the Heathen community. Regardless, block her. Report her.
@whitepridejeff1488 is a Neo-Nazi who is infiltrating the witch community. He reblogged one of my posts and I blocked him. Block and report.
so far. I read through several of their posts and ew.
Lol. Pathetic. Crying to daddy tumblr when you get your feelings hurt. If you don’t like freedom of speech, get off the internet.
Oh, my feelings aren’t hurt. I’m just disgusted :’)
lol you’re not a witch
God dammit, I’ve been exposed.
I do love when these people try to fly their heathen pride like the gods don’t constantly wed outside their race and species. Norse history is pretty fucked, but open trade and embracing other cultures had littttllleeee bit to do with Viking Age commerce success. A person’s tongue should be as sharp as their sword, and judging from the alt-retorts, some people are just eternally flaccid.
P.S. “It’s foolish to make (physical) attacks on women, and there’s no ill-luck that’s not home-bred.”
- Norse pantheon/Viking stuff
- Especially Loki stuff (not Marvel!Loki xD even tho I love Marvel!Loki)
- Any pantheon actually
I’m new here and need more people to follow! I looove talk to people, don’t be ashamed, I love you aaaaall!
Lokean here :D
I just realized that Loki is essentially bugs bunny
“#this might require clarification” ur right it does explain because i think i know where ur goin but i wanna hear you talk about it
Loki is Bugs Bunny in the notion that they are consistently a chaotic neutral force that can alter reality to their whim, will do anything for a punchline, runs on largely self-interested morals, delights in being annoying and is widely considered a nuisance by EVERY other cast member both ‘good’ and ‘bad’. Bugs Bunny has his own agenda and gets really extra for the sake of personal amusement but he will abandon whoever he’s currently antagonizing and swap sides if it benefits him. Bugs is constantly at odds with friend and foe because he’s an unpredictable trickster.
Bugs Bunny is a fairly modern iteration of the Trickster archetype. This is a very popular kind of character to appear in stories. The Trickster has gone by the names Anansi, Brer Rabbit, Coyote, and Chango, as well as Bugs and Loki. There are LOTS of really interesting things to read about this topic out there.
I was thinking more Wile E Coyote…. lmao
I wonder how many people first came across Loki when they watched The Mask and just didn’t realise it…but yeah The Trickster is a god/entity that’s fascinated me for decades. Tom just makes the fascination er, different… @notpedeka I’ve come across brer rabbit as an incarnation too. I find that idea really interesting.
I’m not quite normal when it comes to mythology. By the time I was in 1st grade I was in love with Loki and pretty well convinced that I belonged with the Aesir. It always startles me when people discover that archetypes, themes and even plots run through our stories and connect people not only around the planet, but through time.
Loki is…Bugs Bunny. Okay, I’m buying it.
Bugs Bunny, though, is more chaotic good than chaotic neutral. Warner Bros cartoons followed a few fairly strict rules in terms of who took the brunt of the beatings. And these rules were slightly different than the ones that govern a show like Tom and Jerry. In the Tom and Jerry cartoons, everyone got the shit beat out of them, and I really never thought they were all that funny, honestly.
In the Warner Bros cartoons, the characters who got blown up the most – Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck, and Wile E. Coyote – were always the ones who started the fights. That simple rule underpins all of the humor, and, frankly, this rule is what makes their cartoons infinitely funnier than hundreds of others. Because Elmer Fudd is the one who starts the fight, the viewers have moral permission to laugh at their pain. That’s what makes the chaos funny – on some level, we feel as though Elmer deserves it.
I’m just, like…whoa.
It’s when the Trickster, be it Bugs or Loki, challenges the figureheads and societal regulations, that we, as humans, have built ourselves, that we cheer him on the most. I love that about us. Build it up…. cheer! Tear it down….cheer!
And here I thought I was just watching cartoons…
Daffy Duck or the Poetic Edda… it all comes from the same well of human experience.
Welp this is i guess what i sign up for on this site
A) this post sure took on a life of its own
B) that fucking horse gif I cannot believe what I am looking at with my own eyes
time to necro this post because i can’t believe you didn’t add it for the lulz
I WAS WONDERING WHY NO ONE ADDED THAT
This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!
Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!
Won’t chance it.
Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money
Let me reblog this 2x then 😂
Do the thing pls
im screaming it worked lmfao
Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice
Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…
I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;
Fuck it, I need the money 😂
It couldn’t hurt 😂
In honor of vulture awareness day, let me ask you a question.
Do you love vultures?
1, They are simultaneously the most majestic, and the most f*cking derpy of birbs. Observe -
2. THEY’RE SO FUCKING BADASS. We all know that they eat dead things. Eww, right? Wrong. They’re capable of digesting fucking rabies, cholera, hundreds of strains of bacteria that would straight up kill your ass given the chance. They deserve ALL of the respect, but they don’t get any, because ‘eww they eat dead things’.
3. THEY ARE FUCKING AMAZING AT WHAT THEY DO - Some of the highest flying birds ever recorded, with amazing eyesight and smell. Vultures are highly specialised - yes, that means they sometimes have bald heads. So what? People are all over sphinx cats and those semi-hairless dogs.
4. If you think they’re ugly, well, look at these precious babs and tell me you still don’t feel anything:
I have more reasons, but, look, I’ll just get straight to the point:
THEY’RE GOING EXTINCT, AND MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW.
Populations of some vultures have fallen more than 90% in the last 20 years, and that’s scary as fuck. Reasons for this range from livestock carcasses being contaminated with certain drugs, to poachers killing them off because vultures give them away. But whatever the reasons, they’re dying off fast, and we need to act before it’s too late. We need to help protect them and conserve them as much if not more than some of the ‘cuter’ endangered creatures.
So what can you do? Here are some useful links if you want to learn more:
Please consider helping our seldom appreciated vulture buddies, either by donating, or even just by helping to change their bad reputation!!
They really are amazing birds ~ thank you for sticking with my long-ass post
Where I live they are protected, and come in DROVES. They are really cool birds to watch.
Much more inquisitive than birds of live prey. They investigate. I’d like to set up a photo blind for them next year.
- Leave out birdseed ornaments as offerings to the season
- If snowing, play in the snowfall to appreciate the changing season or collect some for snow water
- After the sun has gone down, burn a yule log in a bonfire
- Take some friends and go wassailing!
In the Home:
- Make stovetop potpourri as an alternative to incense
- DIY gifts with your witch skills for your friends and family
- Read a winter solstice tarot spread for yourself
- Decorate your holiday tree, blessing the ornaments with good energy
- Hang mistletoe for protection and (consensual!) kisses
In the Kitchen:
- Make one of these Celtic Yule recipes
- Prepare some traditional or non-traditional wassail for any adults
- Bake mini yule logs to share with family and friends
- Make Swedish Lussekatter rolls or Norwegian Julekake bread
In the Bath:
- Bathe with fresh orange slices and frankincense and myrrh essential oils for a prosperity ritual bath
- Take a lazy witch holiday LUSH bath (our suggestions here)
- Do a pre-solstice ritual bath with essential oils
- Make winter spice bath bombs and enchant them for prosperity
On your Altar:
- Use colors like reds, greens, whites, and metallic colors
- Add holly, pine, ivy, mistletoe, juniper, or cedar for some greenery
- Decorate with a yule wish bottle to for some easy magic
- Represent the seasonal harvest with oranges, pears, nuts, and berries
- Incorporate snowflake obsidian, clear quartz, or bloodstone
oh fuck Yule is in two days
Non-Alcoholic Mulled Wine for Yule
Y u l e is a time of great symbolism and power. It marks the return of the sun, when the days finally begin to get a little longer. Enjoy this hot heavenly drink with traditional Yule spices & help yourself to the delicious fruity remnants!
For the base I used hibiscus tea. If you want to substitute it, you can use various types of juice (apple, cherry, grape, pomegranate, chokeberry, blackcurrant, etc) but make sure the juice is not too sweet.
- Hibiscus Tea: 500 ml
- Water: 500 ml
- 1 Orange
- 5 teaspoons of honey
- 1 cinnamon stick
- 6-8 whole cloves
- Anise Star -2 stars
Optional: nutmeg, ginger, or/and vanilla pods for extra sweetness in next year.
If possible, try using cinnamon sticks, anise stars etc, rather then milled spices, if you don’t wan the ‘wine’ to look muddy.
Boil water in the kettle (I boiled 1 litre at once). Separate into two pots. I had hibiscus tea in tesbags, and i used four of them. Let the tea brew. Meanwhile, put another pot on the stove and add spices; let them have a nice one minute bath in the boiling water.
Cut the orange, add it to the water with spices; pour in the tea. Add honey and stir until it is dissolved.
Best served hot, with gingerbread.
Shieldmaidens fought in battle and often led their own men. To match a hardened warrior, armed to the teeth and bristling with muscle you need more than just strength. You need fortitude, some killer tendon strength, agility and a core of steel, oh, and as much upper body strength as you can muster. The Shieldmaiden workout is designed to take you through your paces, give you a little of what you need and a lot of what you want (or is it the other way around?). Either way, you will definitely come out tougher at the other end of it.
- I want Freya to break into my house and use her falcon cloak to strangle me, killing me instantly
- The Lokasenna but every time someone is kinkshamed it gets faster
- Self-care is putting your hand inside a giant wolf’s mouth
- Wake Brynhildr up (Wake Brynhildr up inside)
- “Girls are so hot. Guys are so hot. Why is everybody so hot?” “It’s Ragnarok, and Surtur’s already fucking shit up”
- Date a boy who thinks goats make wonderful pets
- Are you a Frigg wlw or a Fulla wlw
- “Are you a man or a woman?” “I’m Loki” “No, I mean, what’s your gender?” “Mischief” “Ok, but what’s between your legs?” “Sigyn, generally. Or Angrboda. Or Svadilfari. Or Odin, that one time…”
- Brace yourself: Fimbulvetr is coming
- Njord: *takes a deep breath* I lo-
Skadi: yes, you love the sea, I know, you love the sea so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love the sea, I KNOW, you love the sea you fucking love the sea ok I know, I get it, YOU LOVE the sea. I GET IT.
- “don’t talk to me or my eight-legged foal ever again”
- Mani: *currently engaged in a flame war over mooncourse with Artemis*
- Odin: *disguised as a harmless old wanderer* A buddy of mine saw Odin take his shirt off in the shower and he said that Odin has an eight pack, that Odin is shredded
Frigg: Your friend’s a liar, Odin is a punk bitch
I love each and every one of these and I need more
I CAN’T BREATHE
I needed this in my life.
You could use the shedding of a snake a few ways, Both Good and bad. First, Think of why the snake sheds its skin. They do so, To allow for further growth and to remove parasites that may have attached to their old skin, And to allow the snake to fully grow.
Now a Witch would interpret this and use this energy to:
- Banish unwanted entities
- To heal
- To bring growth, And change to a situation.
- Think “Out with the Old, In with the new”
Snakes are also known to be very protective, Sly, And feared. So for these reasons A Witch would use the skin to bring:
- curses and crossings
In Hoodoo practices the skin of a snake can be used to bring good and bad things. On the light side it is used to bring luck, break crossings (hexes) wisdom, protection, and good fortune especially to Gamblers. And on the darker side it used to hex. To confuse an enemy, to harm them, or to bring rotten luck.