Reiji Orders Stuff Online
So basically Reiji ordered stuff online and he didn’t get what he wanted. So he’s talking with customer support. And, the person’s name he’s talking to is Bob. Yes I know basic as hell.
Reiji: What do you mean it’s what I ordered? I didn’t!
Bob: I told you it was sir. Now if you’d like a refund-
Reiji: No I want my stuff!
Bob: Well just ask for a refund and order is again. The application process is quite simple. Put the item in the box, get a slip for it, and send it back. Shipping is free.
Reiji: If I do this will I get my stuff?
Bob: Of course sir.
Reiji: It doesn’t seem like me at all to order a video game and beauty products. But, I will do as you ask and send it back.
Bob: Very good sir. Have a nice da-
He hangs up and goes to the post office after he put all the stuff in it.
Reiji: I have come for a slip.
Worker: Do you have an address?
He gives it to her.
Worker: Unfortunately sir we can’t send this because you bought it a day ago. You have to have it for at least 5.
Reiji: Are you serious? The guy said shipping was free!
Worker: To send it to you probably.
Reiji: That little- fine can I bypass it?
Worker: You can pay a fee of $60.
Reiji: Let’s do that.
Worker: Okay, the total is $300.
Reiji: HUH? WHY?
Worker: We need to box it, we have to put it on a plane, then if there’s bad weather you’d have to pay for that and because it’s Monday you have to pay an extra $30.
Reiji: I- Just do it!
Worker: No need to get an attitude. It’s complete.
Reiji leaves and reorders his stuff yet again.
2 days later
Reiji: Don’t get cocky with me Bob!
Bob: I’m not sir. I told you you ordered it! It says so here maybe it was a mix up.
Reiji: Damnit can I get a refund??
Bob: You can’t get a refund because you bough it two days ago. You have to wait for 5.
Reiji: Can’t I just bypass that?
Bob: An extra fee of $70 and good ratings and you can.
Reiji: This better be the last time
At The Post Office
Reiji: What do you mean I have to wait another day?
Worker: Just as I said. You get a fee for wearing green on Friday.
Reiji: This is outrageous. I have lost so much money dealing with this!
Worker: You can bypass it by-
Reiji: Not interested! Also you should get sued for hat haircut!
He stomps out.
Worker: So rude.
Reiji is now drowning in indescribable depression.
Reiji is done with life as he sits on his couch defeated. But, then a young unexpected heroine comes to his rescue.
Yui: I know it’s none if my business but, why the sad face?
Reiji: I have been tricked, scallywagged, and quite possible bamboozled.
Yui: How so?
Reiji explains the situation to her.
Yui: Oh I can help with that. It’s fairly simple
The young heroine named Yui helped Reiji the depressed and together they ordered all the items they desired and even got them delivered the same day.
Reiji: Thanks Yui and don’t speak about this.
Yui: Oh no problems anytime.
Reiji: I wish I knew why all those things were ordered on my card.
Yui: Oh that? Shu takes your card while you’re sleeping.
Reiji: And, you didn’t tell me?
Yui: They told me not to tell or else.
Reiji: I’m gonna kill them!
Later That Night
Yui: Thanks Shu
Ayato: Yeah you really helped us out there. Taking that scolding like a boss.
Shu: Just keep the headphones and neck pillow coming.
This might not be accurate but, ya’ll should know me by now lol. Also I’m making like a series of stuff with each of the brothers alone. Like one brother stars in a writing thingy like this one while the other’s make guest appearances.