TFATWS 1x05 in our house:
Husband: Is Bucky gonna use his metal arm?
Me: Use your arm, Buck!
Husband: Why isn’t he USING HIS METAL ARM??!
Me: USE YOUR METAL ARM YOU DUMBASS.
Husband: He’s WASTING. THE ARM.
Sam: Why didn’t you use the metal arm?
Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you
“You only ship X/Y because you got a crush on Y”
Ummmmm… yeah. Yes. Why, what the fuck have y'all been doing this whole time???
the star spangled man with a plan.
i was talking to my friend last night and she was just luxuriating in her room wearing this plush leopard print robe but then her boyfriend came in to bring her orange slices and he was wearing an IDENTICAL leopard print robe i lost my fucking mind
Birds of Prey (2020) is fucking amazing, full of amazing, hot, badass women that I am very gay for and an amazing sound track.
BUT WHERE DID EWAN MCGREGER GET THAT POWER BOTTOM ENERGY FROM?!
Who taught him? How did he learn? He’s never portrayed it before! Has it just been caged inside him? He needs to portray it more!
How tumblr.com doesn’t intimately know, fervently love, and giddily talk about Velvet Goldmine every damn day, I’ll never know.
bob odenkirk doesn’t need to tell me to be worried for kim wexler. i worry about her every day of my life. has she eaten today. has she taken a moment to just breathe or has she been going nonstop. is she embroiled in any new criminal schemes she can’t get out of. does she need a hug. when was the last time she had fun. is she walking down the hall dropping pro bono case files because her arms are too heavy with them. has sh
personal goals for this blog
- domestic sambucky whose 9-to-5 is superhero-ing
- cat dads. it is canon. i have decided.
- sam: (really about to learn xhosa so bucky and ayo and shuri can’t talk shit about him)
- Help! Toni Morrison Radicalized My 100-Year Old White Boyfriend!
one thing i don’t think sam wilson is given enough credit for is his first interaction with steve. sam was employed by the department of veteran affairs, specifically to help people with ptsd and to run support groups. he recognizes someone suffering from the condition when he sees them, even if that someone is captain america.
he eases his way into conversation with steve, keeping it light, and then says “must have freaked you out coming home from the whole desfrosting thing”
& then steve sighs, looks away, makes the below face, and says “takes some getting used to” & immediately tries to extract himself from the conversation. this isn’t something that steve talks about. he says it was nice to meet sam, and begins to walk away.
the thing is, no one has pushed on steve. they ask him how he’s doing, he gives them some vague, bullshit response, and they let it go. but not sam. he knows that if he lets steve walk away, if he doesn’t extend a branch right now, he’ll never see him again & there may never be another person who will be capable or willing to provide him the help//support he so desperately needs.
so sam says, “its your bed, right? your bed. it’s too soft.” its a small, personal, but largely universal detail that stops steve in his tracks. he’s caught off guard and vulnerable.
& when sam asks steve if he misses the “good old days”, he’s actively studying steve, taking in his body language and what he says
when steve is about to leave, sam extends one more branch, and he says “anytime you want to stop by the va, and make me look awesome in front of the girl at the front desk, just let me know” , which is an important distinction from “come down to the va for a support group meeting”
In conclusion, Sam Wilson rocks.
New still of Anthony Mackie as Sam Wilson and Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes in ‘The Falcon and The Winter Soldier’
They look like they about to release an early 2000’s r&b album after their boyband disbanded.
from former AVENGER bandmembers comes their debut duo album entitled ‘WE’VE GOT A LOT OF FEELINGS"
Other tracks include:
- “I’m A Sad Man In A Really Nice Blazer” (feat. AoU Thor in his sportcoat)
- “Can The Government Leave Us Alone”
- “Systemic Racism Is A Problem (Who Knew)”
- “RBF But Make It Sexy”
- “I Will Beat Your White Ass Into This Asphalt” [Bucky does some OoOoooOos but nothing else]
Deluxe Bonus Tracks:
- Didn’t Break a Terrorist Out of Prison for Nothing, Baby
- Sex Slave Blues
- Damn This Bitch Can Fight
- Why Did He Leave
- I Am The Captain Now
🎞 Hazel, part duex
“Thank you so much for calling Mr. Rogers” THE CAJONES ON THIS PERSON
Please let Hazel the Insurance Representative play a key role in the plot of the next Spider-man. Thank you.