@tindershwinder

First day on tinder and I get this

I made a tinder bingo. I hate it here.

Ive seen this setup somewhere…

Woooo we did it boys

Not even 3 lines into the convo. Unmatched me shortly after.

Not sure what other answer I was expecting…

Confirmed her head game is a 9.2 🔥

My bio says: “Surely not EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting?”

Right though?

Even his grandma wtf

Quite good music taste

I set myself up for the second response honestly.

Best pickup line I’ve received. I don’t even had a kid.

This just happened

Every damn profile

Well, she’s not wrong

Beard Bros have priorities!

Vegan Cheat Year

Sorry for your loss.

The perfect tinder profile.

Thanks Tinder, we got married last Saturday

Didn’t know Tinder had a dick delivery service

I feel heard

I saw the opportunity and I snatched it

This is from my tinder. Im a guy. Needles to say im buying tinder gold.

A cake walk

10/10 would swipe right again

Winter is coming! Dating apps are like…

This bio may only be a available once in a lifetime

men can suck too :)