@tindershwinder

Wholesome exchange, in these dire times!

The cure to wanting a relationship

I received quite the opener tonight

I only did this for you guys

We couldn’t make a deal.

Hope they are married by now.

Should I tell her

She’s not wrong

10,000 hours makes an expert

Couldn’t resist boys

Unmatched him when I saw him typing back

Never have I been so confident in an answer in all my life.

O yeahhh

Her bio asked if I’d rather be able to eat as much chocolate as I want without getting fat, or receive $1 million.

No mistakes here, just happy accidents

Just teaching her some innocent British slang..

[ sad beeps ] 2 days of radio silence

I bet she is blonde.

An infectious response I hope

I 🖤 Skittles

In the spirit of Tinder Passport being free this month

She’s a pilot and her bio said she loved cheesy pickup lines. Wasn’t expecting to get prison time for this

I’m starting to think Sarah’s aren’t worth it

How I be 95% of the time

Roll Call

What?!

Throwback to when I made an account as a quack dealer duck

*Vader breathing sound*

The Snapchat Bachelor

Well that’s enough of tinder for today….