My commissions are open, and here are some of the base prices; full information and more options are available HERE!
Once we have worked out what you wish to purchase I will require your email address so I can send you the PayPal invoice to pay.
Once the full payment has been received I will start working on your piece.
I will send you two sketches, then the lineart, then the colours. You will have a chance to request changes on each step but I will not make any very big changes once the lineart stage has been reached.
Once you are happy with the piece I will send you the full un-watermarked file.
- Most animals
- Mild gore
WILL NOT DRAW:
- Sexual content
- Complex backgrounds
- Vehicles or buildings
- Heavy/graphic gore
- Offensive/hateful material of any kind
Extra characters are half price.
Simple cell shading is an extra £10
Mecha is an extra £10 per character
Non-humanoid characters (e.g animals, but not anthropomorphic characters (furries)) are either bust or full body, but the full body is the price of the half body (e.g a full body cat sketch would be £7 rather than £10)
Backgrounds will be either a simple pattern, a highlight, a block colour, or transparent. Your choice.
I will post the piece online unless you ask me not to.
I also have Ko-Fi commissions!
If you buy me a ko-fi then I’ll doodle you a Pokèmon!
More ko-fi’s mean more effort, and more customisation!
Just leave a message with your @ and what Pokèmon you want when sending the ko-fi!
And finally, adoptables!
And on my DeviantArt HERE!
(please click one of those links to view the images in higher resolution)
You can message me to claim them here on Tumblr though!
I don’t think some people understand that true joy in any relationship (romantic or whatever the fuck I have going on) is when you say or share a thing that makes your partner sigh and then stare off in the middle distance as they regret ever having met you
And I can hear some of you saying that’s some heterosexual nonsense but NO
This is UNIVERSAL
And it’s not genuine hate or regret at like being with you. They still love you and shit it’s just you said or sent them something SO CURSED that they just are filled with Regret
And then you cackle like the horrible little gremlin you are and scuttle off to find more things so you can respond to their eventual retaliation
And that is what love is
“I love you” is all nice and good, but nothing compares to “I love you, but shut the fuck up”
once working retail at the jewelry counter i was putting a bunch of new inventory watches in the case, so i had like seven expensive watches in my arms, and this elderly couple walks by and i see the old man’s eyes light up as he darts over to me, and i can see the regret on his wife’s face cause she already knows what’s about to happen-
and he says “i see you’ve got a lot of time your hands!” and then makes the :D face in real life as he dances his way back to his wife who starts walking faster like she’s hoping no one will think they know each other
Hi, this is how I wrap presents for people with lower fine motor control; it could be older people, younger people, people with disabilities.
You can use ribbon you already have for wrapping present, and I measured around the item I am about to wrap leaving a little bit of room for the handle.
I taped the beginning end of the ribbon to the box and then loop back the extra ribbon to make a handle, and it should look something like this
You can wrap pretty much like you normally do as long as you make sure that the handle is exposed .
You could even tie something onto the handle for extra support
Punctuation and spacing was added for readability but all the text is verbatim.
Today I got curious about nutmeg and wound up learning something I never would have expected: it looks Incredibly Cursed™️ when raw!
The outside fruit is normal enough, but the nutmeg seed itself is encased in this strange scarlet webbing, called the aril, and looks exactly like the demon-infected heart of a video game monster. That haunted webbing is the source of mace, an apparently common spice that I have literally never heard of but which is the source of the classic doughnut flavor, among other things. (It’s not related to the self-defense aerosol.)
I think most people know you can also get balls high off freshly-ground nutmeg and possibly die after the absolute worst trip imaginable, potentially lasting several days.
So, that’s fun! Doughnuts are flavored with Deeply Cursed Monster Hearts and I find this utterly delightful.
ALARMING! I love it!
okay i need to talk about an issue
so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd
and how it had this:
and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell
and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them
and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner
we need to talk about this.
SO. Simon is now a judge on America’s Got Talent, and a couple weeks ago someone came on and sang “My Way” which is the song that Simon sings in this, and all I could do was wonder if Simon was thinking about this the whole time the guy sang
u know im not even aromantic but im p tired of people bashing on queerplatonic relationships bc they think its just being besties like its almost as if it’s something you dont understand bc youre not in the aromantic community but instead of respecting it like a normal person you make condescending jokes about it pretending you know better than them
also tbh its not like queerplatonicism is limited to aro ppl (tho obvs qp hate is mainly fuelled by arophobic bullshit), its very easy for anyone to understand if you don’t take an incredibly binarist western view of the types of relationships ppl can have with each other and some ppl may even LITERALLY be in something that you could consider a queerplatonic relationship already, but the problem is simply ppl don’t wanna put in the effort to question their limited views of whats possible in a relationship 🙄
not to sound like a conspiracy theorist but imo facebook is directly responsible for devastating the concept of internet safety
i’m not being hyperbolic - myspace did it a little but facebook was one of the first places it became normal to put your real name, face, personal information, fucking address and place of work on the internet, and more importantly it was the first place that the parents of the current generation of kids felt comfortable doing so
and once the adults were like “oh this is Normal” they stopped properly impressing the important of privacy and safety on the internet on their kids. theyre putting their childrens fucking baby pictures on the internet for anyone to see
i have WATCHED people in my grandmothers generation go from warning child-me about the (real! very very real!) dangers of sharing personal information online to actively encouraging me to do so to make money
it drives me crazy yall it makes me fucking insane. be careful for fucks sake
i dont know what an NFT is and im too afraid to ask
imagine if you went up to the mona lisa and you were like “i’d like to own this” and someone nearby went “give me 65 million dollars and i’ll burn down an unspecified amount of the amazon rainforest in order to give you this receipt of purchase” so you paid them and they went “here’s your receipt, thank you for your purchase” and went to an unmarked supply closet in the back of the museum and posted a handmade label inside it behind the brooms that said “mona lisa currently owned by jacobgalapagos” so if anyone wants to know who owns it they’d have to find this specific closet in this specific hallway and look behind the correct brooms. and you went “can i take the mona lisa home now?” and they went “oh god no are you stupid? you only bought the receipt that says you own it, you didn’t actually buy the mona lisa itself, you can’t take the real mona lisa you idiot. you CAN take this though.” and gave you the replica print in a cardboard tube that’s sold in the gift shop. also the person selling you the receipt of purchase has at no point in time ever owned the mona lisa.
unfortunately, if this doesn’t really make sense or seem like any logical person would be happy about this exchange, then you’ve understood it perfectly
We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.
According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.
I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣
sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..
Destroy the notion that intellectually disabled adults are children in adult bodies.
I don’t care if they only watch Sesame Street because it’s one of a few things on TV that’s cognitively accessible to them. They are not children unless they are actually children.
a reminder that ‘mental age’ is a concept born from eugenics. it is just a “clean” way to denote “r*tardation.” it does not matter how you try to apply it.
How do I tell people that sometimes if you turn your shipping brain off you can interact with media better
Like I hate to say it but if you can’t engage with any media without descending into full-on fandom-style shipping at the expense of the themes, characterization, non-romantic relationships, and general content of the work. You might need to take a step back from shipping and maybe fandom in general. (Also to the people in the notes of this post who are acting like I said shipping in general is terrible: What this post is saying is that if you interact with all media exclusively through a shipping lens you miss a lot of stuff. I’m not saying don’t ship things, I’m saying use your critical thinking skills.)
“There’s more to media than romantic relationships” should not be a take which causes so much anger, and yet
I love that “if you’re a hostile shithead to strangers for no reason, people will treat you unkindly” is like a totally novel concept to tumblr users. Like did you all get socialized entirely on edgy social media dunks culture and simply don’t understand that people don’t enjoy being randomly insulted.