No April Fools joke has yet to displace the absolute earth-shattering high I felt in elementary school when I logged into Neopets to see that they’d added 50 new Neopets breeds to the website, each obviously designed at the last second and with increasingly fantastically terrible names
And that was great already, but nothing in the world could’ve prepared me for the punchline of
having online friends is just “i made food does anyone want some” “i’m gonna fight ur dad” “remember that time you made a typo a year ago that we Still remind you of daily” “i know your deepest trauma but not your last name” “here are the random plants i associate you with” “good morning at 9pm” “goodnight at 7am” “my dog says hi” “LMAO NERD. keep talking about obscure anime tho i’m interested” “hey i know you’re asleep right now but this meme made me think of you” “if we were irls we’d Totally be dating by now” “one day when we live together….” “dude i bet i can jump higher than you let’s have a contest Right Now” “i don’t know what this weird school rivalry you have is but i support you!!!!!!” “getting in the car Right Now to give you a hug” “if i eat lunch while you eat dinner it’s basically like we’re eating together” “i am holding your hand as we speak” “i am kissing you on the forehead right now” “here let me braid your hair for you” “i love you” “i love you” “i love you”
Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.
I literally made the mistake of getting the zazzle shirt that released with this post’s popularity in 2013 and now 7 years later the shirt is incomprehensible because nobody remembers this post and there is NO WAY it was only 3k notes like. No way
4.17.21. Brooklyn Center, MN
Police dispersed a protest shortly into the night, then forced all journalists to surrender and consent to photographs of their faces, credentials, and IDs. Police also arrested marked medics for being present.
A local church opened to injured protestors the night before, and dozens of police responded by surrounding the church the following day.
Police are the acting arm of fascism.
police response is similar in other cities, like LA and NY pictured here. All cops have an interest in their own power and demanding their ability to kill with impunity.
That picture of the cops surrounding the church looks like a joke. It’s not.
Isn’t attacking medics and hindering their work a war crime?
Nothing more American than violating the geneva convention on our soil to our own citizens
So you’re telling me one of the tramp stamps is ace and one “will sleep with anyone”? Damn, someone should make that into a webseries
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I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok
YEAH I GOT NOTHING
i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that
I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”
I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.
you ever read a fandom post thats intended for seasoned consumers of a piece of media youve never even heard of and theyre carefully dissecting problems with the politics of said media and using names and making academic points and you have no idea whats going on whatsoever but you cant stop reading because youre already most of the way through an eight paragraph post so youre just sitting there like
jojos bizarre adventure is like. the exact, polar antithesis to that war is bad/wow cool robot image
me reading phantom blood: wow there are some weird and interesting undertones about class warfare and social calvinism in here huh
araki: shooting a giant banner over my head that reads HUGE MEN PUNCH EACH OTHER
i always see posts about how genius portals plot or concept or art or characters or design are but i never see anything about the absolute brilliant sound design and it makes me :(
the sound of the game adapts to how you play and where you are. the companion cubes and bridges and beams and gels and funnels and panels have voices. the entire facility sings to you and their songs tell stories. characters have leitmotifs that linger between being incredibly in your face and not noticeable at all
not to mention the opening menu song literally tells you the plot of the entire game before you even start playing
wait, that song doesn’t have lyrics, does it like, give away the plot just by matching up to different characters and moods in a particular order????
portal uses music and just sound in general to move the entire game forward and i think it should be talked about more!!
What does deadname mean