this post has asbestos reblog to kill ur followers
More like reblog to make your blog fireproof and absolutely safe with no downsides
I can’t believe the Voltron crisis lasted only two years. Seven seasons in two years. Deranged. Awful time to be online. PEAK shipping discourse. And the evil is defeated.
I understand the confusion in the notes yes the nightmare was incredibly short lived and yet it felt eternal
trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that
i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ
hey guys we don’t have to rb this post. like we can keep it to ourselves. we can let this post not be rbed.
You made it it’s your fault buddy <3
Will u join the challenge?
is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of?
i cannot believe im this fucking stupid
Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10
four of course because it’s my lucky number
Good cause that’s your IQ
happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life
Why do they want us dead so badly
stfu this price on food will keep me alive when I’m starving and putting quarters together to maybe stay alive until my next shift.
rich people: why is unhealthy food so cheap? don’t they know we have no self-control and will eat this until it causes health problems?
poor people: oh, thank god, something i can afford.
Five bucks can buy you so much more though if you take more than five minutes to prepare it.
Idk where you’re buying groceries, but $5 doesn’t get me anything.
Lol they want u to live on salted pasta and nothing else. XDDD God forbid people want something cheap that TASTES good.
Like- if u have more than $5 u can buy lots of things in bulk and per serving it’s cheaper. But for just straight $5??? Fuck outta here. $5 is like the cost of one spice at a grocery store ffs
Yeah for just straight $5 I could maybe buy a bag of rice and a jar of peanut butter, and that’s honestly less complete nutrition than that fast food, which at least has some vegetables in it, some meat, etc.
Rich people don’t get that being poor actually costs money. Terry Pratchett summed it up pretty well in one of the Discworld books:
“But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.”
In fact, it’s such a good example that one widely used term to describe this socioeconomic bullshit is literally ‘Vime’s Boots’
fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster
fact: today is the 98th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster
fact: today is the 99th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster
HAPPY CENTENNIAL, BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER.
we need to kill all forms of self deprecating humor in 2022. literally eradicate that shit
i’m serious the amount of damage that the half jokey “i-i’m trash and bad at everything hshshshshsj!” mindset has done to the minds of vulnerable mentally ill young people especially young kids and teenagers should be considered a federal crime i think. whoever decided that state of mind is Quirky and Ideal and relatable to spread to impressionable people should be guillotined and gnawed on. no more
i am big and strong and immortal and also funny and good at art and also the smartest person alive i am the secret ingredient to a good day
Actually, I think girls in middle school and high school should still feel comfortable having fuzzy pillows and lava lamps and glitter pens and sequin tops and a colorful wardrobe and whatever else they think is pretty or cool. Maybe we shouldn’t, like, try to beat the personality and life out of the youngsters, neither should we expect them to act like anything other than their actual age.
the thing about carrying tension in your jaw is that once you’ve started it’s really fucking hard to stop
reblog to make your followers unclench their jaws and be painfully aware of the fact that they’re actively unclenching thier jaws
please make this post go viral i need it to show up constantly in my activity feed thereby reminding me to relax my jaw
you sound like a damn
honestly my favorite new phenomenon is the haiku bot coming in at the end of super serious posts. it’s like watching a supervillain come to a crushing defeat and then getting run over by a roomba.
The haikubot does not detect actual haiku. The artistry of haiku is that every line contains a thought or image that can be separated and still understood with the poem as a whole coming together to form a bigger idea or image.
The haikubot just detects sentences of 5-7-5 syllables and calls it a day. It’s an insult to the art form. Reading an actual haiku can be a spiritual experience.
You sound like a damn elitist bastard from the school of snobbery
elitist bastard from the
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now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.
Toby Fox may be the creator I respect most because after creating a game so huge that Nintendo sniped his character for Smash and the Pope’s orchestra played his music for the Goddamn Pope I VERY much think it would be within Toby’s right to develop of God complex, crack and become insane, go on a bender in the streets of LA, and then have an extremely public Twitter meltdown before getting suspended. Imagining the pressure, I think I personally would do all those things, in that order, in under 6 months’ time.
Instead as far as I can tell he’s just like “I’m dog” and has been like “I’m dog” since Undertale launched and he’s just out there somewhere with near-total anonymity just making his little haha games. Absolute King.
The exact opposite of Notch.