LMFAOOOOO IT TRENDED AND THEY HAD TO WRITE A DESCRIPTION THAT IT WAS MINECRAFT ROLEPLAY ?!&?&,!, IM IN FUCKINGNG TEARS
Happy one year anniversary to the first dsmp description
Come get this dick-fil-a
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it
I will fucking find you
I can almost guarantee at least one person has scheduled it for Sunday every week
Been seeing this get passed around, apparently from tiktok(?):
Nah. Fuck you extremely much.
Listen, I’m glad that Luca is a good movie and that it has so much subtext that speaks to queer people. But that’s all it is. Subtext. It is not text, and not representation.
Meanwhile, CMBYN was directed by an openly gay Italian man. It is the story of two queer Jewish men in Italy (who actually ARE queer characters, not just subtextually interpreted as such) and was based on a book by a queer Jewish Italian man who drew heavily on his own life experiences of growing up queer and Jewish in Italy.
Meanwhile Luca is by a megacorporation and about a pair of sea monster boys who have never and will never exist, because sea monsters do not exist.
Who knows, maybe one of the writers intended Luca to be metaphorical for queerness and just had to hyper-sanitize it to make it a Disney-Pixar film. Maybe some of the people who worked on the film are queer. And no, we aren’t entitled to know creators’ personal lives in order to decide whether or not they’re allowed to write queer stories or not.
Luca, while being an excellent film, was so far as we know not intended to be a queer story. It was intended to be a fairly standard coming-of-age story, aka Disney & Pixar’s bread and butter. Meanwhile, CMBYN is a textually queer story about two queer characters falling in love, was directed by an openly queer man, and is based on the book and life experiences of another openly queer man.
But nah, because y’all have decided that CMBYN has a ‘problematic’ age gap (aka a completely legal pair of adults in Italy, the culture in which it takes place, having a relationship that is fully embedded in that culture) y’all have decided that you’d rather deepthroat megacorp boot rather than support ACTUAL FUCKING QUEER REPRESENTATION.
If you’d rather have sanitized subtext where you can freely impose your own sanitized, feel-good interpretations of queerness onto the text without having to wrestle with the intrinsic messiness of an actual on-screen relationship, fine. But don’t shit on the actual queer art by actual queer people that’s out there just because the mess threatens your poor little mass-consumption-generated sensibilities.
You want queer rep in your media? Try actually appreciating it and boosting it instead of shitting on it in favour of yet more family-friendly oscar-baiting Mouse content.
To reiterate: fuck you.
Real talk, if Luca was a canonically queer story by an openly queer creator people would hate it the same way they hate cmbyn. They would see Albertos abandonment issues as toxic and they would call Luca’s betraying him irredeemable.
They would twist themselves to try and find ways to make the ending into a bury your gays somehow and they would call the age gap abusive and be like “this is a full teenager dating an actual prepubescent child” while acting like Alberto is older than he canonically is.
They’d ask why the creator felt like he had to depict a relationship between actual children in such a messy way. They would reach for any and all semblance of anything depicting sexuality in the movie and call it borderline child porn.
These people only want a queer story as long as it doesn’t depict actual human relationships. And they actually erase the relationship and the human elements from Luca in an effort to turn it into the perfect little sanitized queer story they always imagined. Meanwhile all the actual great stuff this movie did is just kinda glossed over in favor of wishful thinking about things these people don’t actually want.
I think transhets should be allowed to like being straight
Part of the euphoria of being trans is finding how your romantic or sexual preferences fit you in ways they never have before. And it definitely is something that deserves to be enjoyed by straight trans people.
spamton g spamton is transmasc and he got top surgery by opening an email that blew his tits clean off
ALL YOU [sponges] ARE SO DESPERATE TO GET THIS [[New Email In Inbox; Click To Check Now!]]
TO THAT I SAY… SCRAM! THIS [[Once In A Lifetime Deal]] IS FOR PAYING [CUSTOMERS] ONLY!!!
Phil posted on instagram! This post was captioned “This was super fun :D”.
[Image ID: Ten images from Philza’s instagram.
First image: Phil stands next to a wall painted to look like Michelangelo’s David, the background behind painted to look like a chapel minus the paintings and names graffitied all over. The floor is painted to look like Phil is standing on a podium slightly shorter than David’s with people below.
Second image: Phil and Kristin stand inside a colorful optical illusion room that makes Phil look twice Kristin’s height. Kristin stands inside a painted green box while the wall behind them is bright orange with various colorful animals painted on it.
Third image: Phil and Kristin stand in a room painted to look like a city at night. It looks as though they are standing on a narrow stone ledge outside the windows of a skyscraper. Kristin is looking down with her mouth open in a gasp and Phil is nervously pressed against the wall.
Fourth image: Phil stands in front of a giant dartboard against a colorful wall with his arms out and left leg raised. He’s cringing and several giant darts stick out the board near where his body is positioned.
Fifth image: Phil and Kristin stand posed leaning against each other on an illusion made to look like they are in a Vogue magazine.
Sixth image: Phil and Kristin stand in a giant kitchen as tall as them with purple cabinets. Phil sits in an oven with his hands pressed against the glass and Kristin stands with her hand on her hip and the other raised to turn on the heat while giving the camera a pointed look.
Seventh image: Phil and Kristin are crouched inside a giant pair of blue-grey headphones, heads pressed against the speakers and covering their other ear. The floor is tiled black and white while the wall behind them is extremely colorful.
Eighth image: Phil stands on the ceiling in a bathroom with yellow walls and a blue wall panels. His hands are out and holding onto the white bathtub as though he’s going to float away.
Ninth image: Phil and Kristin are in a room designed to look like a young girl’s bedroom. The walls are light blue with white polka dots and a rainbow. They are standing on the ceiling with arms hanging downwards and looking shocked.
Tenth image: Phil and Kristin stand in the doorway to the room of the previous image, still on the ceiling. Kristin’s face is pressed against Phil’s cheek and her phone is up as though taking the picture in a mirror.
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God i loved Deltarune chapter 2. Heres some cool dj robots to celebrate.
((The picture shows 3 robots posing in the middle of the painting, shortest in front, tallest in back. Sweet, who looks like 2 stereo speakers stacked on top of each other, with black arms and legs extending from the botton speaker, is in front. He is wearing a black cap, yellow gloves and blue sneakers. Cap'n, who’s head looks like a boombox, is in the middle, wearing a blue jacket, a purple bandana, yellow gloves, shades and purple sneakers. K_K, who looks like two boomboxes on top of each other, top one green, bottom one white, connected by a robotic spine, arms and the rest of the torso extending from the white boombox, is at the back. He is wearing long green pants with a buckle, black shoes, and green gloves with a yellow accent. Sweets is crossing their legs while pointing finger guns with both hands, one directed at the viewer. Cap'n is punching the sir with his right hand, his left hand clenched and held near his torso. K_K has his left arm resting on his hip, his right arm making a peace sign.
The robots are standing on a massive metallic green floor. Behind them is a opaque blue banner with the letters BER and W visible, the W nearly out of frame. Past that are an array of buildings, lights from their residents visible to the viewer.
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if u consider yourself a horror fan you like NEED to be aware and educated on the ableism thats been put at the heart of so much horror. like… is that character actually scary or do they just have a limp/scars/disfigurement that real normal people have irl and have to see depicted as horrifying and dehumanizing? if you think any of those things or things like it are scary in ANY context you need to step away from the horror genre and familiarize yourself with the fact that people can and do look like that and they do not deserve to be an object of fear
here’s ur reminder that axolotl is NOT pronounced like “ak-suh-laa-tl” (or lot-ul), it is in fact a nahuatl word (that most commonly translates to “water dog” actually, very cute!) and is pronounced “ah-SHOW-lowtch” !!!!
i think abt this every time i see a post abt axolotls coz i just know there r so many ppl mispronouncing it and the thought bothers me. if ppl, esp white ppl, reblogged this to spread the word to those who may not be aware, i’d be very grateful. thank u!!
dsmp containment breaches masterlist:
- the woman who named her rooster after badboyhalo and went viral on fox news
- amazingphil reacting to ranboo and dream on youtube shorts
- mckenna grace aka most famous child actress alive being a dnfer on main
- the stucky instagram artist who posted a story like ‘fuck the dream smp except philza minecraft that one bee boy and his tall goth boyfriend’
- jack manifold in his blue wig on the australian news
- that tiktok guy who got told he looked like karl jacobs and replied with “please don’t say that”
- someone on tumblr thinking a post abt c!wilbur being manipulative was about wilbur from charlotte’s web
- tom simons rollercoaster vlog appearing on spanish tv
- ranboo my beloved locket being projected on a billboard in times square
- ted cruz wishing dream happy birthday because his daughters are dream stans
- anthony mackie saying his kids care more about minecraft youtubers than the fact that he’s the falcon
- the kpop stan who called georgenotfound their little meow meow
- ben shapiro rting velvetiscake
- “never underestimate someone that has trained under techno blade”
Hey mcytblr!! :D :D THE FESTIVAL WAS HALF A YEAR AGO
Hey mcytblr!! :D :D
THE FESTIVAL WAS AN ENTIRE YEAR AGO
i have no idea what this means but it seems to be causing a lot of trauma!
ranboo pfp who has never heard of the manberg festival??????
PEOPLE HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THE MANBERG FESTIVAL????
WHAT THE FUCK