Discoveringdrunk people don’t dance like the cast of 90s TV shows broke me.
Poirot (the TV show) is insane. The women have impeccable fashion sense and make me envious, the men are…. well the moustache is the only thing that needs mentioning.
I want to BE Ariadne Oliver, but good god, the girl guide who says ‘I like sex maniacs’.
I don’t understand why, and the one where he solves it cause a bath was heard running as the only reason to have a bath at the time was to remove the fake tan that tricked everyone into thinking she was the corpse.
And I watch too much of it.
Important! They are ALL FRIENDS!
Most of the time they’re just happy to get on with their business around humans. Sometimes they get a little too curious, usually after a minute they’ll realise you’re not food or a good place to sit, but if they bother you then it’s best to just move away.
Remember they sting to defend themselves or their nest, and from their point of view humans are gigantic, unpredictable and potentially very dangerous creatures.
It’s understandable if you’re scared of them, but please don’t say they’re evil!
I don’t know.
But it looks awesome.
@modernmythsnet | event twenty one | women’s month
↳ iris: goddess of the rainbow, messenger of the gods
but to say that i’m a rainbow, to tell me that i’m bright; when i’m so used to feeling wrong, well it makes me feel all right
Sometimes I just sit and remember Midsomer Murders is a real show that actually exists.
I mean seriously.
Almost every actor in Britain’s been in it at least once.
A dude was murdered with cheese.
Mark Gatiss played a gay priest with religious doubts.
One time there was a real ghost and it was never mentioned or addressed again.
The dog does yoga and plays chess and gets scared by horror films.
The detectives just sit around making silly jokes and snarky commemnts and are always unfazed and practically downright cheerful about the most horrific of murders.
Joyce Barnaby is part of a different club or organisation or hobby every episode, and said organisation or hobby is always at the centre of the murders.
So much incest and kinkyness.
Everyone is insane.
No-one gets on unless they’re sleeping together, and even then it doesn’t mean they won’t murder you.
It’s the best show ever.
Bright and flashy.
I kinda think I exist either out of spite or because I prefer the aesthetic of life over yunno.