almostwitching:

Discoveringdrunk people don’t dance like the cast of 90s TV shows broke me.

chewybitart :

seattlesucculents :

Alocasia

“Regal Shields”

My eventual home will actually just be plants twice my height protecting me from the outside

Poirot (the TV show) is insane. The women have impeccable fashion sense and make me envious, the men are…. well the moustache is the only thing that needs mentioning.

I want to BE Ariadne Oliver, but good god, the girl guide who says ‘I like sex maniacs’.

I don’t understand why, and the one where he solves it cause a bath was heard running as the only reason to have a bath at the time was to remove the fake tan that tricked everyone into thinking she was the corpse.

Its nuts.

And I watch too much of it.

yesterdaysprint :

The Strand magazine, England, 1911

haiikyuus-remade :

things all girls want to do:

• become medusa

• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies

• eat men

• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues

• eat men

chongoblog :

I’m honestly so FUCKING sick of callout culture. Everyone’s taking everything I say out of context so it looks like I think Coolsville sucks!

jingetspegged :

reblog this and tag who took your concert virginity

sentient-lasagna :

How do I tell my plants they’re adopted

19-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat :

Attention!

Important! They are ALL FRIENDS!

Most of the time they’re just happy to get on with their business around humans. Sometimes they get a little too curious, usually after a minute they’ll realise you’re not food or a good place to sit, but if they bother you then it’s best to just move away.

Remember they sting to defend themselves or their nest, and from their point of view humans are gigantic, unpredictable and potentially very dangerous creatures.

It’s understandable if you’re scared of them, but please don’t say they’re evil!

thatsbelievable :

Too emotionally attatched to potatoes, like potatoes guys!

g0blin-core :

LGBT (Little Goblins Bring Treasures)

I don’t know.

But it looks awesome.

cressisaqueen :

@modernmythsnet | event twenty one | women’s month

↳ iris: goddess of the rainbow, messenger of the gods

but to say that i’m a rainbow, to tell me that i’m bright; when i’m so used to feeling wrong, well it makes me feel all right

hexglyphs :

hexglyphs :

hexglyphs :

due to personal reasons i will be letting moss grow on me

due to circumstances that i will not elaborate on i shall be getting lost in the moss

for purposes that don’t concern you i intend to decompose

strolling-in-the-moonlight :

Petition to rename the Night King “Coldemort”

izabela05g :

I need to know that the Inheritance Cycle fandom is not dead yet. Please reblog so I can know that there are still people out there who remember and cherish these books. I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE LEFT

partywithponies :

Sometimes I just sit and remember Midsomer Murders is a real show that actually exists.

I mean seriously.

Almost every actor in Britain’s been in it at least once.

A dude was murdered with cheese.

Mark Gatiss played a gay priest with religious doubts.

One time there was a real ghost and it was never mentioned or addressed again.

The dog does yoga and plays chess and gets scared by horror films.

The detectives just sit around making silly jokes and snarky commemnts and are always unfazed and practically downright cheerful about the most horrific of murders.

Joyce Barnaby is part of a different club or organisation or hobby every episode, and said organisation or hobby is always at the centre of the murders.

So much incest and kinkyness.

Everyone is insane.

No-one gets on unless they’re sleeping together, and even then it doesn’t mean they won’t murder you.

It’s the best show ever. 

weed-and-poetry :

art by Julieta

ledoftherings :

Reblog if you have daydreamed about discussing Lord of the Rings with any or all of the members of Led Zeppelin

the-witchy-angel :

You’re Welcome ♥

varusteleka :

This blog is pro-Goblin

enticarsenic :

worldbuildingrpgideas :

Chocolate Gold Coins seem like they would be a highly praised delicacy by goblins, like holy, it’s both shiny and tastes good. Ultimate Goblin food, you cant change my mind

@g0blin-core

Bright and flashy.

Yay.

iammedinaace :

4:22am

I need food..

It’s what I need.

I needd food.

Why dont you come to me?

I need food.

You ask me why I have such wrath?

Buy me a footlong sub, I promise I’ll laugh

I kinda think I exist either out of spite or because I prefer the aesthetic of life over yunno.

Not life.