i want to befriend birdie so bad
Sebastian: I know you think my judgement has been clouded since I started crushing on the farmer, but trust me, I’m focused.
Sam: I’m watching you doodle your wedding invitations.
Sebastian: That’s our joint tombstone.
Sam: Sorry, my mistake.
i wish i could marry him faster,, i stg i dislike the first few seasons in a new save so much like let me marry him already pleaseee
ngl why does mobile stardew slap,, kinda getting used to the controls but its fun having it w me everywhere i go lol
Shane doesn’t dance EXCEPT when he’s had a few drinks at a wedding after-party and his guilty pleasure music comes on, then that boy is making a fool of himself with zero shits (or coordination) given.
I’m talking dress shirt top buttons open, tie undone, jacket discarded somewhere, doing the bernie lean. Absolute buffoonery.
Sam takes a video and never lets him live it down.
Have some buffoonery.
yoo so erm the main save i had and was playing where i was married to shane got corrupt 😳😳 so if you see a change of character thats why lol
🌾spring has bloomed in the valley :)) 🌾
I DONT KNOW IF ANYONES MENTIONED THIS YET BUT I GOT A HOT STARDEW VALLEY TAKE FOR YALL
Gridball = Football
(We been knew shut up NO YOU SHUT THE UP WATCH)
Gridball = Football (American or soccer??)
When Alex talks about gridball he’s all about getting buff n shit and tossing around what looks like that brown egg shaped football. He wants to be a pro American football player.
Shane has dialgue that says he was a varsity gridball player. And he has a soccer ball in his room. Why?? And his jersey shirt resembles a soccer jersey. Because he used to be a football/soccer player.
Its a fuckin!! Joke!! About how Americans call what everyone else calls football soccer. And then have the gall to call this American exclusive sport football instead.
ConcernedApe did I crack the code?? Is this old news?? Well I’ve cracked my own brain.