@unshrink

dulect:

american person: *writes date*

me: but there is no 15th month

Question:

i was just about to ask how booboo was doing :C RIP booboo

Answer:

Awww it’s been years and I can’t believe people still remember her 🥺 in the past three years I’ve had two other booboos, this is my current booboo

station :

https://station.tumblr.com/

maxiesatanofficial:

he’s been split into his Law half and his Chaos half and his friends set them up on a blind date to fuse him back to normal

reshipped:

some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren’t home: are you 18?

me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry

Hey guys, I haven’t been online for a while but came back to check in on you guys.

I hope everyone is doing okay. Please stay safe and take care of yourselves!

If there are any petitions/campaigns etc. I can share please send them to me!

Ways To Help

unshrink:

stop slouching

woodmeat:

sobeitjay:

How deep is your love

petermorwood :

thecommonchick :

LMAO I’M DYING 😂😭

That’s hilarious! :-D

I’ll be honest, I can understand the burst of parental concern.

There was one time when I separated all the Smarties (think M&Ms) from four packets and kept the red and orange ones in separate bottles.

There was a reason for the orange ones, their coating actually had an orange flavour (IIRC the only Smartie that ever had a flavour of any kind), but the red ones had no reason except they looked interesting all together like that.

My Mum and Dad were interested in an entirely different way… :-P

unshrink :

If you’re sad and you need some love:

unshrink :

When my parents are screaming at me on the phone.

thebootydiaries:

*fight breaks out*

me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

Question: I want to fuck your throat
Answer:

my thrussy!?!?

hayleyzelda2 :

Best apps to kill time on 😻

I’ve been seeing some posts circulating about popular websites/apps and wanted to make my own version.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

• Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
• Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
• Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
• Terrarium 🌱 - build the ultimate garden empire
• Idle Human - build a human from scratch. for reals.
  
• Diner Dash Adventures- run your own restaurant!
  
• Palm Reader - get your palm read!
• Sushi Bar - run your own sushi restaurant and win big
• Cat Game - cutest cat game ever 😻
• Choices - get crazy in this role play choose your adventure game!
  
• Idle Construction - build a city!
  
• Kim Kardashian Hollywood- super fun role playing game with Kim!
  
• My Story: go to back to HS in this choose your own adventure
  
• Meditation and Sleep - helps me find happiness and calm!
  
• Idle World - rebuild earth from scratch
• BitLife - a life simulator
• Weed Factory - grow your weed empire 👿
• Super Stylist - you’re the new stylist in town!
• Draw it - how fast can you draw? So addicting!
  
• Onnect - super addicting matching puzzle game
• CoStar - the ultimate horoscopes app
• Tennis Clash - the best multiplayer game on the app store
• AmpMe - amp up your phone speakers!
  
• 21 Jack - the best blackjack game
  
• Pick Me Up - the epic ride-sharing simulation game!
• Hily - a privacy + safety conscious dating app!
• Police Pursuit - show off your driving skills and escape the cops
• PicsArt - the best free image editor!
• Perfect Paint - how fast can you paint?
• AMAZE - taking mazes to the next level!
• Looper - tap on the beat!
• Dig It - dig a big-ass hole
• Draw Race - make some epic doodles!
• CyberGhostVPN - get around those school internet filters!!
• Drop and Smash - smash it all!!
• Crazy Shopping - spend as much as you can, as fast as you can!
• Army Clash - build the biggest army and destroy them all!
• Gymnastics Superstar - win gold at the Olympics!
• Perfect Dunk - dunk the ball in this fun basketball game!
• Shoot out! - kill the bad guys, save the good guys 🔫
• Sausage Wars - murder all the 🌭 & be the last dog standing
• Idle Roller Coaster - build your own roller coaster theme park!
• Aquapark - race you down the water slide! (and push you off it!)
• 2 for 2 - connect the numbers in this chill puzzle game
• 2048 Balls - how far can you go in this one?
• Ball Blast - upgrade those cannons and shoot some balls!
• Fun Race 3D - parkour through crazy courses!
• Smash Cars - race and smash some cars!
• Flip Jump Stack - flip and stack all the way to the cheer tour!
• Run Sausage Run! - Avoid the knives and save the sausage
• Bee Factory - build and raise your bee empire!!!!
• VoiceApp - the best voice changing app
• Sniper - are you a good shot? prove it!!
• Hip Hop Battle - it’s a dance off! boys vs girls
• Palm Reader - get your palm read!
  
• Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af
• Sushi Bar - run your own sushi restaurant and win big
• Palm Reader - get your palm read!
• Dosh - get paid to shop
• Hooch - get paid to eat and travel
• WeBull - get 2 free stocks valued up to $1k!
• Raise - hugely discounted giftcards + $5 free
• Idle Human - build a human from scratch. for reals.
  
• Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
  
• Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

You’re welcome 😉

jubileelove :

Best apps to kill time on 😻

I’ve been seeing some posts circulating about popular websites/apps and wanted to make my own version.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

• Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
• Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
• Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
• Terrarium 🌱 - build the ultimate garden empire
• Idle Human - build a human from scratch. for reals.
  
• Diner Dash Adventures- run your own restaurant!
  
• Palm Reader - get your palm read!
• Sushi Bar - run your own sushi restaurant and win big
• Cat Game - cutest cat game ever 😻
• Choices - get crazy in this role play choose your adventure game!
  
• Idle Construction - build a city!
  
• Kim Kardashian Hollywood- super fun role playing game with Kim!
  
• My Story: go to back to HS in this choose your own adventure
  
• Meditation and Sleep - helps me find happiness and calm!
  
• Idle World - rebuild earth from scratch
• BitLife - a life simulator
• Weed Factory - grow your weed empire 👿
• Super Stylist - you’re the new stylist in town!
• Draw it - how fast can you draw? So addicting!
  
• Onnect - super addicting matching puzzle game
• CoStar - the ultimate horoscopes app
• Tennis Clash - the best multiplayer game on the app store
• AmpMe - amp up your phone speakers!
  
• 21 Jack - the best blackjack game
  
• Pick Me Up - the epic ride-sharing simulation game!
• Hily - a privacy + safety conscious dating app!
• Police Pursuit - show off your driving skills and escape the cops
• PicsArt - the best free image editor!
• Perfect Paint - how fast can you paint?
• AMAZE - taking mazes to the next level!
• Looper - tap on the beat!
• Dig It - dig a big-ass hole
• Draw Race - make some epic doodles!
• CyberGhostVPN - get around those school internet filters!!
• Drop and Smash - smash it all!!
• Crazy Shopping - spend as much as you can, as fast as you can!
• Army Clash - build the biggest army and destroy them all!
• Gymnastics Superstar - win gold at the Olympics!
• Perfect Dunk - dunk the ball in this fun basketball game!
• Shoot out! - kill the bad guys, save the good guys 🔫
• Sausage Wars - murder all the 🌭 & be the last dog standing
• Idle Roller Coaster - build your own roller coaster theme park!
• Aquapark - race you down the water slide! (and push you off it!)
• 2 for 2 - connect the numbers in this chill puzzle game
• 2048 Balls - how far can you go in this one?
• Ball Blast - upgrade those cannons and shoot some balls!
• Fun Race 3D - parkour through crazy courses!
• Smash Cars - race and smash some cars!
• Flip Jump Stack - flip and stack all the way to the cheer tour!
• Run Sausage Run! - Avoid the knives and save the sausage
• Bee Factory - build and raise your bee empire!!!!
• VoiceApp - the best voice changing app
• Sniper - are you a good shot? prove it!!
• Hip Hop Battle - it’s a dance off! boys vs girls
• Palm Reader - get your palm read!
  
• Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af
• Sushi Bar - run your own sushi restaurant and win big
• Palm Reader - get your palm read!
• Dosh - get paid to shop
• Hooch - get paid to eat and travel
• WeBull - get 2 free stocks valued up to $1k!
• Raise - hugely discounted giftcards + $5 free
• Idle Human - build a human from scratch. for reals.
  
• Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
  
• Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

You’re welcome 😉

thelattergaysaint :

whazzor-bruwn :

thelattergaysaint :

They are going to pass all of their finals

who?

the student reading this ❤️

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

a-trex :

i’m going to the zoo for some dippin dots y'all want any

froginakettle :

pullupnexttothefire :

dashbork :

time-traveling-fetus :

namen-omatter :

aceofsquiddles :

crumplelush :

unnonexistence :

ranger-truth :

heartsdesire456 :

rosescentimental:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

Okay, but how is this

I’m at a loss for words

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

stop slouching

frankpunisher:

frankpunisher:

im screaming into my pillow

YALL

eggcup :

Question: 한국어를 할 수 있어요? 오늘의 TMI 주세요~!
Answer:

네~ 공부하고 있어요 ^^ 오늘 친구하고 영화를 봐요~ Nothing interesting tbh, gonna catch up on some BTS content and just chill!

Translation:

Anon: Can you speak Korean? Please give me today’s TMI!

Me: Yes~ I study Korean. Today I’m going to watch a movie with my friend~

tell me how your day want or rant if you’d like a listening ear

Question: I woke up stressed about things which were not worth stressing over. I had a nice day at uni and talked to cool people and now I'm preparing for my presentation about a poem which is quite interesting and I really hope that tomorrow I won't be too nervous about it
Answer:

At least you know that some things aren’t worth stressing over^^ I hope you can live happily in the moment and enjoy your day. Have a great week!

tell me how your day want or rant if you’d like a listening ear

Question: ayo this weather is making my mood shit. btw i’m from chicago and it’s day 5 of just CLOUDS. thks that’s all
Answer:

I would love it was just CLOUDS cos honestly I’m dying here in this heat. Would gladly exchange for some cold weather at NO COST. Have a good week ahead!

tell me how your day want or rant if you’d like a listening ear

Question: Today I'm helping my dental school buddy get credits by having some tooth fillings! Before we started the first one I got two job offerings within ten minutes at places I'd really like to work! Todays a great day
Answer:

I hope the rest of the year goes well for you~! 

tell me how your day want or rant if you’d like a listening ear

Question: i've had an incredibly tough week, my dog just passed away earlier on monday and i am absolutely devastated... scrolling through your blog still makes me day, thank you for not deleting it or anything even though almost everyone has left now... i miss aki and booboo.. anyway i hope your day was amazing.. love you -S
Answer:

hey love, stay strong! I know I can’t offer much help now other than words of encouragement but give yourself time to heal and just appreciate the times you had with your baby, time will gradually heal that wound and i hope you’ll feel better soon, i hope your dog is having fun over there with Boo Boo and Aki! Love you too, remember to take some rest if you need <3

blackmodel :

marsinlibra :

what men call “logic” is really just a lack of empathy

OH TEA

beside :

“Grief, I’ve learned, is really just love. It’s all the love you want to give but cannot. All of that unspent love gathers up in the corners of your eyes, the lump in your throat, and in that hollow part of your chest. Grief is just love with no place to go.”

— unknown