The number of messages I’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and I will be cast into hell
*shaves and puts on shapewear and some heels* ahh i feel so empowered! more empowered than before, actually! almost as though…. that power is denied to me in my natural state… and the power i can access most easily comes in the form of aestheticizing my body…. but wait… that means…… no!!!… no no no… surely not… i must be losing my mind………
I can really tell what kind of headspace I’m in based on whether seeing an unedited photo of myself makes me spiral for 3 days or if I’m just like “oh hm that’s what I look like”
every time I get a message I expect it to say “r u ok” bc I feel like that’s the kind of energy I’m giving off these days
OP is gonna cut the power grid
Imagine how little candles must have cost in the 1700s. Must’ve been pretty cheap, right? With everyone using them all the time instead of electricity? Now think about how much they cost now. 20 some dollars for a candle. What if we could go back to when candles were cheap? Wouldn’t you want that? What if we could make that happen.
what? what? what do you want daddy kink 33?
goes to the kitchen. holds a knife in my hand for a while. puts it back. goes back to my room
I like when people only half-listen to me when I talk bc I hate everything I’ve ever said & I change my mind every hour. It’s better for both of us if you approach every conversation like you’ve never spoken to me before
There are a lot of things that I do think could have been avoided by me just being less of a dumbass but here we fcking are my friends
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
easily a contender for post of the decade