society starting going downhill when they removed the cd drives from laptops
it’s so weird how loki was one of the most important characters in the mcu as a whole but not in the show that was literally named for him.
#like#if loki never disrupts thor’s coronation in thor 1 #a whooooole bunch of other stuff that drives the mcu forward never happens #most notably the formation of the avengers #despite officially being a ‘side character’ #it’s difficult to think of a character who’s had a greater direct impact on the MCU #meanwhile in the tv series where he was advertised as the main character#he has almost no impact whatsoever#he does nothing #he exercises no agency#he argues in favour of the status quo #something which is anathema to the very concept of the character #and it’s just… weird #funny and sad and bizarre
how dare you upstage my post by being way funnier than me
The post is about Loki running the show except in his own show so you probably should’ve expected it
i hope they find a stupid tiny fish or something on mars and make mining illegal, just like the devil’s hole in california
these endangered bastards and their bathtub-sized habitat (just the surface shelf of a giant cave structure thanks) singlehandedly pissed off SO many businessmen lol
@wannakissrobits How dare you hide this in the tags!
hey who wants to see my vault overseer impression
entry 1: the vault is ready and awesome and these stupid idiot residents have no idea what’s in store for them.
entry 2 (october 23 2077): nuclear warfare has finally happened and now i get to start this awesome experiment that vault-tec has entrusted me with. this is gonna be so tits. i have no care for the world that just died outside of this vault.
entry 3: experiments are going great and i have no conscience. i see no way in which this will backfire on me. can’t wait to hear from vault-tec once they give the all-clear.
entry 4: in an unexpected turn of events, my residents are starting to become violent and are getting out of control. idk how this happened but i think i’ll have the security team shoot on sight. that should definitely help.
entry 5: i’m trapped in my office and will probably die soon. vault-tec has never once answered my calls for help. i can’t believe they failed us all like this, i could never have predicted this outcome.
Perfect, but you forgot to include the overseer writing down the passcode to the security safe where they kept all of their rewards that would have helped protect them against angry residents if they had only considered using them.
it’s interesting how wii channel music became shorthand for millennial existential despair. it was composed to be cheerful and quirky, but as the miis are symbolic of ourselves they inherited our agony
as someone who didn’t have a wii are you guys okay
“C'mon Olympians it’s bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!”
wtf is the “weight of one person”?
they’re acting like some of the athletes aren’t 95lbs and others 300lbs+
Yeah, you bring a good point. I know weighlifters and other fat athletes get treated like shit on the daily, but this is excessive
this is completely fake btw. these beds are intended to be recyclable and can hold up to 440lbs/200kg. there are no reputable outlets reporting on this “anti-sex” beds and the only ones that do are citing the tweet above. here’s another article disproving it like yes fat athletes get treated like shit and it’s important we talk about it but this whole anti sex bed thing is 100% untrue lol
I am in borderline tears that the anti fuck beds are fake. This was supposed to be the highlight of my July