5 Major Stories Americans Missed While Arguing Over Gorilla Glue
Louisiana resident, Tessica Brown became internet famous this week when she ran out of hairspray and made the extremely poor decision to use Gorilla Glue spray adhesive to style her hair instead of her normal product. Because the internet is such a strange and ridiculous place, Brown’s Instagram post about her hair debacle generated millions of interactions.
Despite Brown’s mistake being entirely her fault, good people on the internet reached out to help her and humanity showed its good side — briefly. While the help and kindness dwindled, however, the conversation devolved into arguments over her incident — which she solely did on her own — as an act of racism.
The Gorilla Glue debacle then transitioned from an act of racism into an act of litigation as lawyers likely convinced Brown to sue the company. Even though Brown didn’t buy the Gorilla Glue on the beauty supply aisle, legal action is being taken against the company for Brown’s decision to use it in her hair — despite clear warnings.
Despite the bottle clearly warning people not to get it on their eyes, skin, or clothing, because the label says “multi use” and doesn’t explicitly mention “hair,” the vulture class ambulance chasers convinced Brown she has a case against the Gorilla company.
Apparently even forks will now have to come with explicit warnings that say don’t ram in your eye. Common sense, in 2021, is dead.
While the Gorilla Glue debacle continued to trend on Twitter for days on end, events which seriously affect the lives of Americans took place, relatively unreported in the mainstream media and shunned by Big Tech’s algorithms.
The Free Thought Project has compiled a list of these stories so that we can attempt to inject them into the dumpster fire that is the social media conversation on Gorilla Glue.
5. New Legislation Allows Tech Companies to Create Their Own Governments
4. Paris Hilton Gave a Surprise Testimony During the Utah Legislation Detailing Horrifying Child Torture and Sex Abuse
3. As Overdose Deaths Hit Record High, Study Shows Cannabis Significantly Reduces Opioid Use
2. Most Tyrannical Gun Control Bill in History Targets the Poor, Will Make Millions of Felons Overnight
1. Supreme Court to Decide if Police Can Warrantlessly Raid Homes and Seize Guns of Innocent Citizens
Paris Hilton did what?
After Paris Hilton testimony, Utah Senate poised to pass bill to regulate troubled-teen centers
Ah, she suffered abuse in a Utah facility for troubled teens. That certainly is bad. I hope she gets what she needs to prevent it from happeningnto others and to help her heal.
Wait, the Supreme Court’s gonna vote on WHAT?!
Yep. And so many people don’t even realize it is happening.
The 1st and 5th are just…wha?
5 sounds like the triumphant return of the company towns that used to exist, but much worse
1 is actual fascism
Y’all look at this gun law
1️⃣ Firearms License required for any new gun purchases or ownership transfers.
▪️Licensee Must be 21, complete a 24 hour gun safety training course, and must undergo a psych evaluation.
▪️Multi-tier license. Individual license for ownership and display of “antique” firearm, standard firearm license, and “military style” license.
▪️Military license requires additional 24 hour safety course.
▪️Licensing is revoked immediately for anyone indicted of a crime in which the sentence lasts longer than 1 year.
This heavily discriminates against anyone who has ever seen a therapist or had to get mental health treatment, such as victims of abuse and people with depression, and veterans seeking care for PTSD. Depression and addiction are mentioned specifically as reasons for licensing denial.
Also, gun licensing is expensive, which makes ownership less accessible for those who need their own protection most.
2️⃣ Requires an $800 annual government insurance fee for all current and future gun owners, to be paid to the Attorney General EVERY YEAR.
There is no grandfather clause, meaning this applies to anyone that owns a gun at all, not just those who purchase a new firearm after this passes.
This fee will certainly go up each year. It’s yet another barrier for those in poverty to be able to defend themselves.
3️⃣ Mandatory Nationwide Firearms Registration & Database
▪️ALL firearms owned shall be registered under penalty of up to $150,000 and 15 years in prison.
▪️Serial, make, model, date, identity of owner, and the location of where the firearm will be stored to be collected and maintained in a database by the US Attorney General.
▪️Names and information of all those who may have access to the firearms shall be collected as well.
▪️This information to be accessible by state, local, and federal police, military, as well as state and local governments.
4️⃣ Ammunition and Magazine Bans
▪️Bans .50cal and larger ammunition outright.
▪️Bans all mags that hold more than 10 rounds
This ammo is mostly used for hunting and is rarely used against people. The most common handguns and rifles use magazines that exceed this arbitrary limit, which makes TENS OF MILLIONS of law-abiding gun owners felons overnight.
Illegal ownership of even a single round of banned ammo will result in up to $100,000 in fines AND 20 years in prison.