YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT, WE ALL OUT HERE PLAYING POKEMON
this is literally the funniest ask ive ever gotten
IT REALLY LET ME MAKE THAT MY UNIFORM NUMBER, HUH
hey if you’re a man i’m gonna need you to never approach a woman who’s alone at night time. don’t care what your intention is– unless it’s an emergency, don’t. you probably have no idea what the jolt of cold terror and/or the gnawing dread feels like in these situations. thanks
Unless he’s good looking, well dressed, well spoken, and driving something expensive, right?
No you fucking idiot
About a week ago a good looking, well dressed, polite dude getting out of a new-looking car said “hello” to me while I was walking to 7/11 at 8pm a block from my house and I panicked so bad that I pretended not to hear him, power walked with gusto and hid in the 7/11 for like 10 minutes.
My early evening shame trip to the convenience store for a Dr.Pepper is not an episode of the bachelorette I do not see a potentially attractive and financially stable mate I see a person who could shove me in to the back of their car without anyone to see with at least an hour before anyone realizes I’m missing.
Jean-Vincent Simonet (French, b. 1991, Lyon, France, based between Paris, France and Zürich, Switzerland) - With In Bloom series Jean-Vincent Simonet prints onto plastic paper then washes the photograph with chemicals, creating warped images that echo the near-psychedelic experience of Tokyo at night.