this lore change affects hailey a little too bc the way vinnies changing changes the circumstances of her death and Yes that’s very cryptic but that’s because I dont know exactly how yet
‘ CAN’T YOU just leave a broken man in peace ? ’ irritability shines through the cracks of your facade. it has only been a month since satine’s passing , but to you it feels like more have gone by.
‘ I’VE NEVER left anything in peace in my life. ’ not a useful response , but hailey’s good at not being useful. now more than ever. something about being a ghost just made her more annoying to deal with.
listen . billie’s had their fair share of supernatural entities being present , but jesus , never like this . they always kind of figured ghosts didn’t have the energy ( or time , really ) to be lurking around and being totally cool with a living human seeing them . was she cool with a living human seeing her ? billie doesn’t know . billie doesn’t know shit , suddenly , and every bit of knowledge about making contact with ghosts is completely out the window . is billie scared ? a little bit . more so surprised . they never really get confronted with anything when they investigate things . they definitely were not prepared for this . now , billie is just bumbling about . wait , is that —“ hailey ? ” billie would never think they would ever be in contact with , well , hailey . it’s been , what , ten years since she died ? and suddenly she’s just hanging around this basement like nothing ? this has to be a joke . “ you know , looking to see if the noises down here was just signs i need to call an exterminator but i found you instead — ” oh , shit . “ wait , sorry , that implied that you’re a rat . which you are not .. you are — ” billie stops . they don’t know if she knows she’s dead , and by the looks of it , she kind of implies that she knows , but they’re not going to assume anything . “ i — what am i doing ? chilling , dude . absolutely vibing . what are you doing here ? ” billie leans a hand against the wall , trying to look cool , but it slips and they stumble forward a bit . they catch themself from falling and immediately stands up straight , totally acting absolutely cool .
she thinks it’s going well for about half a second before billie’s saying her name . her face falls slightly , ‘cause now she probably has to deal with a whole lot of questions . it would be fine , she assumes , so long as vinnie doesn’t come down . if he sees her it’d make it so much harder to mess with him in the future . they keep talking , and realistically she should be using this time to come up with her response or excuses or stories , just so she’s not left awkward when the question turns around on her . but then time’s up and it’s back to her again .
“ oh , uh- you know just … hanging out . getting some behind the scenes of my favorite podcast? ” oh it’s not even close to a good answer . unfortunate . “ i uh … ” a sigh , time to just be somewhat honest . “ who better to make sure ghosts don’t kill you guys than another ghost , right? ” but clearly that hadn’t been all that she’d been doing , considering that most of the time they either weren’t that safe or a certain boy in particular got messed with more than the others . “ there’s uh … not exactly much else to do . ”
@yungestshelby ❛ food is great . don’t ever take food for granted , it’s the best . ❜ prompt | accepting
“i’m sure it is.” spoken with the slightest laugh. it had been nearly ten years since she’d last actually eaten food, so forgive her for not exactly being sure how to respond. “food is uh.. keeps you alive, right?”
@luctusae ❛ i don’t think i’m scared of heights . i’ll find out when i get to the top . ❜ from juliet! prompt | accepting
“that… sounds like a bad idea.” spoken very matter of factly, which only makes her next words more confusing. “so when you do it, it’s gonna feel weird. i mean, it’s your first time so it’s gonna probably be a little scary. but it’s not even that high, only like two people tall and there’s people there to catch you if you fall.” or try to, at the least. “trust me, you’ll love it. everyone wants to be on top of the pyramid at least once.”
@diffrentnow “ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ” prompt | accepting
“i guess that’d be easy to do if you’re not.. you know… one of them.” said with a slight laugh, though she never got the luxury of forgetting about ghosts. “but.. you do kinda work with ghost hunters, shouldn’t you assume there’s ghosts in every room?”
@spiritboxd " there are spooky sounds comin’ from the basement . i’m gonna go in . " prompt | accepting
she’s been mostly trying to stay out of their way, just hang around and watch and make sure no dangerous ghosts come their way. it was a simple idea, and a good one too, except for the fact that hailey seems to be far clumsier in the afterlife than she was before. she keeps forgetting when she’s corporeal and when she isn’t, so she backs her way into a table while looking around to see if any other ghosts are there. and then she hears billie’s words and hears the sound of billie coming down the stairs and she doesn’t really know what to do because her options are to either reveal herself and deal with that or stay hidden and disappoint them. but before she can scramble to make a choice billie’s in front of her, and she’s entirely visible - something she could tell just by the look on their face. it had been quite some time since she’d been really face to face with billie, considering being dead and all, so she doesn’t really know how billie would react. so, of course, she tries to play if off casual, as if they aren’t entirely aware of the fact that she’s dead. she’s mostly just hoping they happened to forget about her, thinks she’s just some weirdo in a basement. but the chances of that? pretty low. “ long time, no see, huh? ” cue an awkward laugh. not exactly going to plan. “ whatcha doin’? ”
@hbiejbies “ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ” prompt | accepting
there’s an annoyed huff paired with an eye roll at his words. she may have been dead a while, but she’s still not a fan of hearing about it. “it does matter, okay. because the way i died matters. no one seems to care about the fact that i died during the big parade the town holds every year. i mean, there’s a reason that the people leading the parade are never seen again and it’s like no one cares. people should care more. about me and my untimely death. i totally would’ve been a cool person if i got to grow up.”
sentences from the youtube series , buzzfeed unsolved . primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
- “ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
- “ it’s not impressive , no one’s impressed ”
- “ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
- “ as god as my witness , he snapped him in half ”
- “ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
- “ you can live in the cave ”
- “ i’m a big fan of your name ”
- “ the fact that you steal , that’s really funny to me ”
- “ that’s the greatest thing to steal : a man’s joy ”
- “ because i’m a masochist ”
- “ i’m going to regret this ”
- “ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
- “ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
- “ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
- “ cowards , all of you ”
- “ i’m strange and off putting ”
- “ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
- “ here you are , smiling in the face of the devil ”
- “ i hate bats ”
- “ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
- “ not today devil birds , not today ”
- “ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
- “ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
- “ i think i’m gonna cry ”
- “ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
- “ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears , this is my worst nightmare ”
- “ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
- “ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
- “ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
- “ were you making horse noises ? ”
- “ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
- “ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
- “ well this is horrifying ”
- “ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
- “ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
- “ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
- “ you talk to hide from the silence ”
- “ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
- “ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
- “ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles ! 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
- “ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
- “ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
- “ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”
i watched around 60+ buzzfeed videos to do this but here it is : an assorted sentence pack of shane madej quotes from buzzfeed videos other than buzzfeed : unsovled ! feel free to change any pronouns in anyway you’d like ! ( pt. 2 )
❛ i feel like i’m in the fourth dimension ! ❜
❛ am i yelling ? ❜
❛ so when do people wear this ? when they sleep ? when they make love ? ❜
❛ i’m so glad this isn’t cake ! ❜
❛ this was my favorite toy . forever . ❜
❛ this is so much better than cake . ❜
❛ i eat to live but i don’t live to eat . ❜
❛ here’s to a great week of being sludge buds . ❜
❛ hey , look ! there’s some vomit on the stairs … and here’s my dinner ! ❜
❛ i’ve been eating muck since tuesday . i’m … sad ? and kinda delirious . ❜
❛ the other night i was falling asleep and i just started thinking about bread . ❜
❛ some bread is airy , some bread is , like , cakey … what was the question ? ❜
❛ food is great . don’t ever take food for granted , it’s the best . ❜
❛ because i’m a fun guy and i know how to party . ❜
❛ where’s all this liquid go ? are we filling up like balloons right now ? ❜
❛ alright , i’m stepping away from this situation . ❜
❛ what have you done ?! your blood ! your precious blood ! ❜
❛ all that for a banana ? ❜
❛ i’m gonna look like seacrest after this . ❜
❛ i don’t pay attention to my face . i know it’s here . ❜
❛ dancing little ice globes , dancing across my face . ❜
❛ this is everything that i want forever . ❜
❛ we’re gonna get snails put on our face , for some reason . ❜
❛ do you mind eating this asparagus and then peeing into this cup for me ? ❜
❛ meet me in the studio . bring your cup of pee . ❜
❛ i don’t know why we did this , because you can’t smell it , but , i assure you , it’s revolting . ❜
❛ i’ve climbed a whole bunch of ladders . whole bunch of stairs . vertical ascension , i’m pretty good at it . ❜
❛ i don’t think i’m scared of heights . i’ll find out when i get to the top . ❜
❛ i worked very hard to be this tall ! ❜
❛ i’m just here ‘cause this is the stuff they make us do . ❜
❛ i feel like it’s eating my skin but in a good way . ❜
❛ well , you know , we do whatever we want around here . ❜
❛ i imagine it’s going to be someone towering over me and telling me , very loudly , that i’m not trying hard enough ‘cause i probably won’t be . ❜
❛ at the end of the day my goal is to remain alive . ❜
❛ it’s about what i expected which is pretty rough . ❜
❛ it was one of the low points in my life but , once again , entirely worth it . ❜
❛ he looked like he was gonna throw up a couple times . to be fair , though , i also almost threw up . ❜
❛ have you ever seen a head more ready to get a snake put on it ? ❜
❛ you know , sometimes you hear people breathing in your ear but very rarely a snake . ❜
❛ i could have done that for like four or five more hours . ❜
❛ right now i look like shit but , ten minutes from now , i’m gonna look like ryan seacrest ! ❜
❛ holy cow , those are brows ! ❜
❛ now i understand what furries are all about . ❜
( singing ) ❛ who’s a milky piggy ? me ! me ! me ! ❜
❛ i don’t wanna see that in the mirror ever again . ❜
❛ hey , i’m the world’s biggest soup fan ! that’s what i’m trying to say here . ❜
❛ well , only twenty eight more minutes of this . so i’m going to die . ❜
❛ this is all natural , baby ! ❜
❛ if you just imagine a root beer float but without any moisture . that’s what you’re about to experience . ❜
❛ definitely thinking outside the box , and that’s respectable . maybe they should start keeping it inside the box , though . ❜
i watched around 60+ buzzfeed videos to do this but here it is : an assorted sentence pack of shane madej quotes from buzzfeed videos other than buzzfeed : unsovled ! feel free to change any pronouns in anyway you’d like ! ( pt. 1 )
❛ load me up with some chicken nuggets , baby ! ❜
❛ i’ll eat eyeballs , i’ll eat dicks … i’ll eat anything as long as it’s meat and it’s not gonna kill me . ❜
❛ hopefully i’ll be good at distracting people with some pouty lips and some smoldering eyes . ❜
❛ i was born to shimmy . ❜
❛ i felt like a little majestic prince boy . ❜
❛ it was truly one of the greatest experiences of my life . and i’ve been to sandwich village . ❜
❛ with the three of us the failure just compounded . ❜
❛ there’s clover honey , there’s wildflower honey … there’s a lot of different kinds and they’re all beautiful in their own ways . ❜
❛ we’re gonna dog it up , baby ! ❜
❛ awh , are these made out of rubber tires ? i KNOW that ! ❜
❛ if this is what people taste like then guess what ? we’re headed in a great direction . ❜
❛ when you take a bite out of a hot dog you’re making a pact with the devil . ❜
❛ look if you’re eating hot dogs everyday , i’m sorry , start digging a hole . ❜
❛ i definitely appreciate it but i , more or less , try to avoid it . ❜
❛ it looks like death . ❜
❛ there’s a lady talking to me … i’m guessing she’s gonna die or is dead . ❜
❛ if i were a rational person i would just heed her advice but … here i am . ❜
❛ just let me walk through the door ! you don’t have to start your little puzzles and mysteries right up front . ❜
❛ i’m gonna spend a couple hours seeing what it’s like to be scared and maybe get murdered . ❜
❛ three years !? you’d think he’d be a little more excited to see her . ❜
❛ i think daddy’s been around ! ❜
❛ there are spooky sounds comin’ from the basement . i’m gonna go in . ❜
( laughing ) ❛ i’m not having a good time ! ❜
❛ if ya’ like to be spooked , if ya’ like to explore a little spooky ol’ mansion , sign yourself up for this one . ❜
❛ i eat popcorn five to ten times a week . ❜
( laughing ) ❛ this is gonna be very bad ! ❜
❛ do i look like i need milk ? ❜
❛ are you gonna throw up ? ❜
❛ a life without popcorn is a life not worth living . ❜
❛ so i’m not … particularly looking forward to this . ❜
❛ okay when it gets quiet like this that’s when i get nervous . ❜
❛ o - oh it’s just a ball t - that’s fine it’s — everything’s … fine i — it’s good n’ okay ! ❜
❛ where is it — WHERE’S THE BOY ?! ❜
❛ i bet you can’t out - wink me . ❜
❛ ‘cause it’s made out of like insects n’ rhino horns or something . ❜
❛ this is bug blood , for sure . ❜
❛ he makes movies and lipstick ? ❜
❛ that stuff is probably straight up poison . ❜
❛ you look like trash , buddy . ❜
❛ look at me : ninety nine cent smile over here but worth a million dollars ! ❜
❛ i , frankly , have no idea what this is . ❜
❛ i’m not the biggest egg guy , i gotta be honest . ❜
❛ i’m a baby when it comes to spice . ❜
❛ she seemed twenty years older than me , she was probably three years older than me . ❜
❛ i love the dust on here , there’s a light dust . you can’t see it but there’s a great dust ! ❜
❛ this is the smoothest doughnut i’ve ever — holy shit ! ❜
❛ well this is great from the get - go because it looks like something i haven’t had . ❜
❛ now , look , i’m not a religious man but pizza ? man , that’s a little slice of heaven on earth , isn’t it ? ❜
❛ oh , but there’s a pizza storm brewing , folks ! ❜
❛ are we gonna reach a resolution here ? nope ! but let’s have at it . ❜
❛ i think this is it : this is the conversation we need to have . how have we not had this conversation . ❜
BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS
- i’m going to go ahead and cut you off right there, because i don’t give a shit.
- what the fuck, is all i have to say to that.
- i was born in the darkness
- you have a very different definition of fun
- do you think we’re gonna die here tonight?
- let’s get the fuck out of here
- can you even look at least a little bit worried?
- oh, you’ve out dumbed yourself.
- you do what you gotta do and i’ll do what i gotta do.
- if you don’t believe then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right?
- when’s the last time you ever walked into the dark woods?
- give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous, i would appreciate that
- one of these times we’re gonna die
- i just heard a scream
- well, if we just make it seem like we’re in on it, like… we’re here for the cult stuff
- we’re here for the cult stuff, we saw the ad on craigslist!
- you need to chill, you need to chill out
- as we snuff these candles so too do we snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp
- you know what? i’m not trying to scare you, but i got a bad feeling about this one
- you wanna play? let’s fucking play
- do try to kill me
- are you even human?
- sound like a fair deal?
miscellaneous angst starters.
- when were you going to tell me?
- you can’t keep doing this to yourself.
- that’s…a lot of blood.
- can you walk?
- please don’t lie to me.
- you were supposed to leave.
- i’m not going anywhere without you.
- shh, it’s okay. it was just a dream.
- there was nothing more you could have done.
- it wasn’t your fault.
- this is all my fault.
- you aren’t acting like yourself.
- i’m never going to let [her/him/them] hurt you again.
- you’re hurting me.
- don’t ever do that again.
- go to hell.
- please don’t cry.
- you have to stay awake.
- i wish i could take the pain away.
- you could have died.
- hey – stay with me.
- it’ll be over soon.
- did you ever love me?
- i’m sorry. i can’t do this anymore.
- things won’t always hurt this bad.
- you passed out.
- how much have you had?
- i’m okay. it’s all fine.
- it’s not okay! you’re not fine!
- let me get you something for the pain.
- it’s nothing. it’s just a bruise.
- it’s clearly not nothing.
- have you been to the doctor?
- i didn’t mean the things i said.
- i thought we meant something.
- people who are okay don’t act like this.
- you don’t have to go through this by yourself.
- i don’t want you to be alone.
- please don’t regret me.
- i heard you crying.
- you need to get some rest.
- when was the last time you ate something?
- i’m worried about you.
- did you have another nightmare?
- [name], there’s nobody there.
- i want to be happy but i don’t think i deserve it.
- please talk to me.
- why are you mad at me?
- alcohol isn’t going to solve your problems.
- don’t leave me.
- did you do this to yourself?
- it’s breaking my heart to see you like this.
- tell me what’s wrong.
- tell me how to make it better.
- why don’t you care?
- get the hell away from me.
- please don’t do this.
- i can’t believe that you lied to me.
- just…stay for the night.
- you obviously can’t be trusted to take care of yourself, so let me do it for you.
- you can’t die. i won’t let you.
- just hang on, okay?
- hold my hand if you need to.
- i’m sorry.
- why do you have a gun?
- don’t panic.
- just breathe.
- you’re bleeding.
- i’m trying to stop the bleeding.
- you’ve been crying, i can tell.
- you should have told me sooner.
- i wanted to tell you in person.
- a phone call would’ve been nice.
- i hate you.
- i love you.