someone: *mentions my favorite character*
me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount
Loki: I was arrested for being too cool.
Vision: The charges were dropped due to lack of supporting evidence.
Loki: We need to get through this locked door. Vision, give me your credit card.
Loki, pocketing it: Thanks. Thor, kick down the door.
(I'm sorry in advance XD ) Ok guys, what goes in first, the cereal or the milk?
But Loki as D. B Cooper because he lost a bet to Thor implies Loki and Thor have been messing with Earthlings for hundreds of years and like creating unsolvable mysteries.
Shit, what if Bigfoot was just Thor in a bear suit once?
Loki, mentally: So, stage one is not to fall in love with Vision.
Vision passing by in his usual dad sweater, smiling: Good morning, Loki.
Loki: Let’s skip the first stage.
Loki: I can’t be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness..
Bucky: That’s why on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.
Vision: Mr Barnes, that’s prison-