my philosophy is “nothing an individual can do could possibly be worse for the environment than major corporations dumping tons of pollutants into the atmosphere every day but also don’t just toss shit on the ground you idiot have some manners”
british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.
the rest of the world:
😭 this reminds me of when someone said a 30 minute drive was too long.
I’m a bag of anxiety but also dense as fuck which is a great combo in social situations because when I screw up it plays off as sheer confidence
“Eating a sandwich,” I answer happily, to what seems to be a positive reception. I finish my lunch and leave the cafeteria. Halfway to class I realize that junior kid meant “what’s your major at this institute,” not “what brings you to the cafeteria” when he asked what I was doing here. He laughed at my dry humor, thinking my jape funny. Little does he know, I am but a witless fool. I will now stress binge an entire loaf of pretzel bread and sleep for twelve hours
“I don’t own a dog in life, so I was (complaining) like, I’ve gotta work with a dog. What if the dog licks me? Dogs are nasty and disgusting. Within the first five minutes, I’m kissing the dog, I’m holding the dog, the dog was on my chest. I love that dog, and she came to me so easily.”
This dog was SNUBBED
MBB : Minhyuk-ah It’s corny, but…Can we compare the size of our hands?
Minhyuk : Sure. It’s not corny at all.
MBB : I thought everyone else would’ve asked you for it.
Minhyuk : But it’s my first time with you. It’s not corny at all. You can always ask me if you want to do what I’ve done with others.
Give me both hands. I think I’ll get them all in one hand
don’t remember the last time i opened this app but when did it get this fucking ugly