Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?
Are you insinuating that regular pine needles aren’t spicy???
Regular pine needles are regular
Not by rosemary standards
…Have you eaten pine needles?
We’ve been friends for like four years, do you seriously have to ask if I’ve eaten pine needles or not
I mean I’m pretty sure you have but I don’t want to assume
Of course I’ve eaten pine needles. Various kinds. Singleleaf pinyon is weirdly the best
You know, I’d love to tell you but I’m pretty unclear about what marks the difference between “spice” and “strong-tasting plant that isn’t considered a spice”
I’ll have to eat some pine needles myself then to find out
Ok but it only counts if they’re PINE needles and not just any old needle-like leaf off a tree
I’m going to eat every needle-like leaf I see
Please Don’t Do That
Needle-Like Leaf Roulette
…I’ll accept this plan as long as you promise not to eat any yew leaves.
I can try very hard not to
Pine needles are distinguished by the presence of a sheath-like structure at the base of the leaf, almost always holding bundles of two or more leaves. Yews don’t have the sheath thing
It’s time for me to go out into the woods and stare at needle leaves
Finally you can gain real insight into my average daily life
this conversation reads like two shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief and then are never heard from again
god fucking dammit gimme a minute
Enter AERUH and MALUS SYL-VESTRIS, a pair of JESTERS.
I tell thee, rosemary is like a pine
but with a spicy taste.
Art thou to claim
that needles base of pine have not a spice?
A needle base of pine is merely base.
‘Tis not when held, comparing, to anthos.
My dearest Malus, needles thou'st eaten?
How many moons have we as friends seen rise?
How many suns have we as friends seen set?
Thou sixteen seasons in my heart I’ve held,
and hope that I in thine hast been the same.
With brotherhood as rich and old as this,
thou needst not ask me such frivolities.
I know thou likely has, to tell the truth,
but I would not assume.
Well, yes, I have.
A multitude of types I’ve eaten too.
I’ll tell thee now: the best (though it is strange)
is single-leaf pinyon.
And it has spice?
I truly wish that I could tell thee this,
but now, i'faith, I cannot fully tell,
the difference in classifying thus:
to say “has spice” or merely “herbal strength”.
To tell this tale most clearly it would seem
that eating needles from a pine’s required.
Aye, it would seem that that’s the task at hand,
but caution tells that this is what’s to do:
eat only needles of the honest pine,
and none of lying leaf with pinelike shape.
I’ll eat them all.
I prithee, stay thyself.
Roulette with leaves.
At least restrain from yew.
I’ll do my best.
That is all can we do.
The scholars tell that needles true of pine
can be distinguished from the lying yew
by sheathlike clothing all along the base;
the yew has no such guard.
With this new truth
I now will venture out into the wood
and seek the pines and pinelike fakes alike
to stare them down and learn their secret truths.
With this thou canst at long and weary last
Discover for thyself my life’s own path.
Yo dudes that king there’s dead. Like dead as FUCK.
Hey what the fuck this entire thing scans
absolutely insane to me how people will just make up serious accusations about popular things they dislike and other users will go yeah i’ll believe that without any fact checking at all and that’s how you end up with 20k note posts saying that all minecraft youtubers are slur slinging white boys without a scrap of evidence
I’m typically not much for conspiracy theories about the British royals, but the idea that they’re desperately trying to keep the Queen going until next year specifically because if she abdicates or dies before February 6th she’ll go down in history as having had a sixty-nine year reign is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever heard.
don’t look at me
matchbox 20 was right. i. believe. the world. is burning to the ground. oh well. i guess. we’re gonna find out LETS SEE HOW FAR WEVE COME (right now) LETS SEE HOW FAR WEVE COME. i believe. it all. is coming to an end. oh well. i guess we’re gonna pretend LETS SEE HOW FAR WE’VE COME (oookay) LETS SEE HOW FAR WEVE COME LETS SEE HOW FAR WEVE COME LETS SEE HOW F
Y O bttv works on youtube now ?? LESSGO
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if you recommend GIMP as an alternative to Photoshop in the year 2020 I just think you deserve to be mocked a little
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