tiakofi :

*makes salad w 1:1 crouton to lettuce ratio*

eternalgirlscout :

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

secretlysweetmonsters :

what if i rubbed my face on you like a cat because I love you? huh? what then?

dongcroncher :

dailyzboyz :

kidgecat :

favoritefightingfrenchgoth :

soup-medic :

soup-medic :

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

im not really saying this is done on purpose but theres really a huge discrepancy between these images

@ the people in the notes saying it’s lighting, here he is compared w an in-game in-daylight pic

It’s SUPER obvious when you compare Steve’s model to Alex’s

Steve is brown and them’s the facts!

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool

funny-tik-toks :

orevet:

swordshapedleaves:

fromwolfsandgods:

vethyourhalflingmother">dracogotgame:

orevet:

swordshapedleaves:

fromwolfsandgods:

vethyourhalflingmother :

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

Chaotic good

NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn’t just mean cheeky!

this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work

malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism

Always reblog for malicious compliance

villainresources :

“How do you feel about her?” “When I hear her voice, I hear the rest of my life.”

— Maxwell Diawuoh, Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #1 13/366 (via 72chambers)

puniper :

brother of the year

quiteliterallyhotsauce :

I appreciate the order of camera angles, truly narratively fluent

bullydyke :

To be clear I don’t know or care when life begins or if abortion is murder because there isn’t a single other context in which we harvest other peoples organs against their wishes as punishment or to save another life in society. Even if I personally punctured your lungs I could and would NEVER be expected to replace them with my working ones and die. Society decided refusing to use your own body to save a life, especially if it proves fatal to you, is not murder. So fuck them kids.

browningtons :

thefoxconfessor :

coronavirus stop ittttttt. like for real STOP

thejonymyster :

glumshoe :

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

ssj8goku :

car giving birth BEAUTIFUL (REAL)

shinraalpha :

“I hope this email finds you well!”

How the email finds me:

chickenmcnuggies :

sapphic-agent-4 :

cybunni :

Fuck blue lives let them meow

catgirl oppression is real

the-messenger-hawk :

woosh

ribs505 :

porn bots moving to letterboxd and giving parasite five stars is highlight of my day

bullysquadess">cacen:

bullysquadess :

*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*

valhalla-awaitsfor-us :

We must hide Code Lyoko and W.I.T.C.H. from Netflix before is too late

lesbianshepard :

i know people are calling picrews cringe and all but i can not hate the simple joy of making and dressing up a little cartoon person and then looking at it and going “it’s me! :D”

somnolentsuggestions :

in the mood to be called honey.. sweetie.. my angel.. my love

6mamiii :

I personally think it’s time for a tattoo

akinaw :

Treasure Planet really did slap with it’s aesthetics, because they really went “spaceships, except they’re literally ships”.

iwishiwasselfless :

Wanda at the beginning of the episode

marmalayde :

i made (subtle) pride flag lock screens!!

lesbian // bisexual

trans // gay

free to use, please reblog if u save!

sinfulhime :

sinfulhime :

Avatar Kyoshi? I just think she’s neat 💛

What is your wisdom 7ft tall womannn