beka-tiddalik :

black-cat-aoife :

I feel the need to share this important piece of information I learned in the chocolate museum

Thank you for sharing this important information.

mwagneto:

mwagneto:

“rooster and [word for ball as in the football/basketball etc] torturing” hm i sure wonder what you were going for there

weaver-z:

Chris typing in Hungarian: asksjnsjsbs kakas és labda kínzás

Me, not understanding shit: Cheers I’ll drink to that bro

I TRIED SO HARD I’M JUST A BIMBO

gaydelgard:

ratsofftoya:

WWWREEEEHRREOOOOUUUUUAAUUUIIEEEEE!!!

ratsofftoya:

*breaths heavily from the nose* HRRRNF..SNNFF

ratsofftoya:

*checks calendar* hmmm today is Roleplay As a Horse Day

catchymemes :

Credit: @juliehangart

starfleetacademy:

The concept of aziraphale finally getting into ebooks but doing it horribly wrong is killing me…Crowley sees a small shelf of e-readers shelved like normal books. Each 64gb kindle has one edition of one online exclusive piece of literature on it

– Johnny C, four hours into a six-hour monologue to a victim

weaver-z:

Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

DnD game with characters named Kua the Brave, Enoch Bluehelm, and Hallow Greaves: Our current mission is to save the kingdom from the Dark Queen Ravenbone but we fucked up a charisma roll and now Kua and Ravenbone are dating and the king of Fendale was turned into a frog

DnD game with characters named Bunny Wabbit, Ford Trukk, and Dildo Baggins: Our current mission is to find a birthday present for a spoiled prince but in the process we found a lich planning to devour the life force of everyone in the land and Dildo gave his life to stop him in a scene so moving it won the Newberry Medal

energyprison :

skateboarding is very sexy BUT only if youre a gay girl

Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

ATTENTION fake Harry Potter fans, the following works are NOT part of the Harry Potter canon: Harry Potter 1-7, Fantastic Beasts, The Cursed Child

The following works ARE part of the Harry Potter canon: A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, A Very Potter Senior Year, Potter Puppet Pals

0581:

cranbery :

Good news: you can upload custom photos on dunkin donuts gift cards

Chris typing in Hungarian: asksjnsjsbs kakas és labda kínzás

Me, not understanding shit: Cheers I’ll drink to that bro

vgersix :

artemis-argetlam :

How strong is Aziraphale?

Let’s estimate how heavy is the rock that Aziraphale is lifting in the garden of eden’ scene. Based on the footage we have, I will approximate its shape to a trapezoidal base prism (more specifically, its base is a trapezoid rectangle).

To discover the base measurements, I will use this scene (because is the one where he is closer to the stone, minimizing camera effects)  and Mr. Sheen height (1,78m) to do some pixel measurements.

Some math later and using the fact that two edges of the rock accompanies the junction of the larger stones I managed to get the height and smaller base of the rock, but I still needed the other side and the bigger  base.

For this, I measured the angle shown. With these informations and trigonometry, I concluded these are the base’s measurements. Now, for its depth (this one was hard and probably the source of possible errors), we need some considerations. 

Based on other scenes from the wall, we can safely say that this stone does not represent its thickness. However, we can see the inside of the wall, which is made of three to five layers of pre cut blocks. 

I am assuming, now, that Aziraphale’s stone has the depth equivalent of the first outside layer that we see, since antique stone constructions don’t use mortar and the piece could fairly “break” in that spot. 

Thanks to our adorable Eve, we have a scene to make some pixel measurement using her hand as reference (an average woman hand has a length of 17,27cm) and I concluded that the stone’s length is 28cm.

Using the right volume formula, the result is V=0,03087m^3.

Now, we need to estimate its density. According to some proposed locations, the garden of eden is  in southern Mesopotamia (now Iraq). Based on the book “Ancient Mesopotamian Materials and Industries: The Archaeological Evidence”-Peter Roger Stuart Moorey, the primary construction stones of this region is limestone and gypsum. 

The density of limestone (the most probable one) is 2711kg/m^3, which results in a weight of 83,69kg for our little angel to lift.

To sum up, Aziraphale is lifting approximately 83,69kg (184,5 pounds) without using any knee technique and without even looking discomfortable. Maybe the buff angel we see in the storyboards is not so off, after all.

Holy fucking shit, someone did the math. 😂

jockgirlfriend:

perfemma:

Pics that make you go hmm.

thegingerpowers:

phoneticmeow:

idontevenhaveone :

xxdarthvaderofmiddle-earthxx :

the-magnificent-otaku-taco-chan :

silly-aesthetic-me :

thatloginceshipper :

vetal–miking :

seraph-s :

nerdgul :

imtooqueerforyournonsense :

terflies :

vince-dafreak :

Being trans is not special or fun.

You need dysphoria to be trans.

Being cisgender is great.

Being trans is not your aesthetic.

Truscum/transmeds are the only ones who really care about trans people.

Hopefully, people like Skye are still a minority.
If you have gender dysphoria, I hope you will be alright. You can always talk to me if you feel bad

Also, sorry for my English mistakes

>> Visit my art blog [NSFW]

“Truscum/transmeds are the only ones who really care about trans people.”

Never mind that that’s not true; it’s outright manipulation of vulnerable people.

anyway, skye is a boy and i support him way fucking more than i would ever support truscum

I fixed it.

@vince-dafreak anyway you dont get to play god and decide peoples gender for them and you being a trans man doesnt give you authority over others peoples presentations and identities!

@vince-dafreak he’s mine now

Trans people can look however they want and present themselves however they want. A person’s gender identity doesn’t have to be shown through physical appearance. Fuck off and let trans people be who they want to be. Skye and all trans people like him are valid. I love all of you. 💜

I was mad then I wasn’t.

Support for Damian and Skye

The only version of this I will ever reblog.

Damian and Skye forever.

mcelboycontent:

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and

brainstatic :

brainstatic :

Dante’s Inferno is the best piece of classical poetry because it’s the most petty thing you will ever read. Half of Hell is mythological or historical figures and the other half is Dante’s enemies. So the whole thing is like “I am Medea, who slew her own child to spite her husband.” “And I am Francisco di Vincezzino Fabriccia, who gets very talented and handsome poets kicked out of Florence, but I’m very sorry for it now because I’m burning in Hell and I suck.”

I feel I should add that because it was the Middle Ages and literacy was next to non-existent, poets made their money by reciting their poems in public. And The Divine Comedy is written in the first person. So the way this was originally presented was Dante himself standing on a stage and saying “so then me and my best friend Virgil went to the circle of whiny bitches and we saw Giovanni Petucci getting eaten by a giant dog, because he’s a bitch, and he was all “ah help me Dante I’m so sorry I thought the Holy Roman Emperor was better than the Pope, you were right about everything”, and then Virgil –again whom I’m extremely close with– said it was too late for him.”

So there’s this website called hellomodesty.com that used to be used to teach evangelical girls how to “please the men in their lives by being modest and pure”

And the domain just went up for sale

So I’m not saying that someone should buy the domain for a few bucks and make it redirect to pornhub

But…

sonic-for-real-justice :

I’m Mod Silver ! please !!  I’m also  !! Me and my friends ( they all do not hate me !! its okay though, I have my friends… haha .. ) made this blog and I’m so excited to start .. I don’t know how to do introductions,, so I hope this suffices !

🌼 Mod Silver

👁👄👁

firstginger :

this was a long undertaking but i’m beyond excited to post what i believe is the most comprehensive daemon-finding quiz to date, featuring 34 categories of animals and 285 total possible outcomes! from insects to owls to seals to wild cats, you’re sure to find a unique result that fits your personality.

tag or comment what your daemon would be! :) mine’s a cocker spaniel!

EDIT: the quiz has two parts, the category which this post links to (34 options), and then the specific animal within that category (5-15 options) which you’re linked to once you get your result!

dirt-slab:

I’m sorry how could you ever think this was a good idea

kintatsujo:

OP thank you for your service so many things make sense now

brilliantlesbian:

It’s hard being an Australian online because if I say ‘fuck liberals they’re ruining the country’ most of y'all are gonna think I’m some right wing nazi piece of shit but I just need to remind y'all that the Australian liberal party are the far right party and basically republicans.

himbotaron:

You heard it here first the pope is gay

maleficis-artibus: