@weaver-z

I’m a meanie in a bottle baby. You gotta rub me the wrong way

weaver-z:

papasmoke :

papasmoke :

my life is a constant battle between my love of star wars and my hatred of fucking star wars

When the big spreadsheet at Disney headquarters finally determines that star wars doesn’t make them enough money anymore and they halt production and euthanize the creative team i hope they sell off the property rights so we can go back to the era when any asshole with a computer and a bad idea for a sci fi story was allowed to get a canon star wars book published.

thatachromaticgrinch :

tanakas :

*logs off tumblr* *closes computer* *walks outside* *gets on a boat* *drives to an abandoned island* *digs a hole in the ground* *lies down in the hole* (whispers) the drama cant find me here

I dunno about that, dude

goopy-amethyst :

tesladyneindustries:

mistomaxo:

yiffmaster:

this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read

noo

how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay

Bro they fuckin snitched on us 

Are you a fan of Geeks+Gamers?

marisatomay:

CDC says fully vaccinated hotties are allowed to kiss me on the mouth with tongue while gently cupping my jaw

official-keyes :

official-keyes :

official-keyes :

a soft friend rests in the light

Uh oh… getting… sleepy….

Unconchious

motherfucker-unlimited:

*zaps you with my Wand of Inflict Gunshot Wound*

Communes are cool in theory but every time I see one “advertised” the cult alarm bells in my head start screaming

ndiecity:

camofgreengables:

ndiecity:

Every time I see one of those posts about queer housing projects I for some reason picture the apartment from the big bang theory

The characters from big bang theory are all in a queer platonic relationship

Downdetector club where are we

Zo are you online?? Tumblr just keeps giving me an error page

I’m alive <3

Got tagged by entity summoner @lesbian-toddhoward to post 9 images that describe me from my camera roll. I tag beloved mutual @devourer-of-shredded-cheese, silly goose @uncert4inty-principle, woman craver @spectrum-of-annoyance, and man craver @spotimy.

straycatj:

よぉ…

Hey…

よぉ家主…

Hey landlady…

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd :

sweetsicks :

sweetsicks :

sweetsicks :

[Extends my fist out to you. Something is enclosed within my hand] :)

[Opens my palm]

tshifty:

Israel launched 200 rockets against Gaza in under 10 minutes. 200 rockets. It is the middle of the night, and it is the night after Eid. Palestinian civilians do not have bomb shelters and sophisticated missile defense systems to protect themselves, they are left without protection as their world is blown up around them. Israel has also deployed ground forces into Gaza. We are watching genocide unfold. And I do not ever use that word lightly. This is genocide against the Palestinian people in the Gaza Strip.

sont:

finalgrlfriend:

finalgrlfriend:

clint barton. bill clinton. coincidence. i think not

maplebungus:

if you aren’t using Tumblr to network for an eventual wizards council you’re fucking stupid

"Are you Rob Zombie" No they're Mx. Halloween. Have some respect for my pal Spirit

Omg Mx. Spirit Halloween themself…

isleofapplepies:

me: so tell me, kitty, what are some of your favourite things? what brings you joy?

my cat: oh so many things. for example crinkling and rustling plastic bags

me: fascinating! now let’s go a bit darker. what are your biggest fears?

my cat: oh so many things. for example crinkling and rustling plastic bags

glamoid :

ummmmm why do you think that is

hyperewok1 :

theforceisstronginthegirl :

willowcrowned :

ellie-you-idiot :

maulusque :

korben600 :

gershwyndl :

agoddamn:

I still want to write the fic where an outsider has all these preconceptions about what the Force is and then goes into a room with a bunch of Jedi who are tearing into each other like bitchy old academics.

“Ooh, look at Master Structuralist over here with his ever-so-deep ‘everything is attachment actually’ reading”

“I don’t want to hear that from someone who calls every new opinion ‘new depths of their relationship with the Force’”

“The Jedi Order is a social construct–”

“Could you stuff the po-mo and pick up a book once in a while? These aren’t new ideas! You are not a pioneer because you asked one question!”

“I think you could all benefit on more reflection on how our rooting in the Force is actually deeply sexual–”

“If I have to hear one more word about lightsabers being penis envy you are going to be one with the Force immediately.”

#I’m 100% into this and want annual conferences about the force and what it means to be a jedi#everyone keep asking very passive-aggressive questions after every presentations#at one point a lecturer says ‘I know this because the Force told me so’ instead of listing their sources and the whole room groans#a scholar who isn’t force-sensitive shows up and half of the jedi are like ‘who even is this guy’#a LOT of rage is being released in the force at the same time#the only moment everyone in the room makes an appreciative noise is when the lunch break is announced#a huge debate blows up during the break because someone mentions it could be good to invite a nightsister next year#someone storms off mumbling about heresy and not taking part in this debacle @obiwanobi

yes please I need more jedi symposiums with knights who had different views than consulars who have different views than shadows. Temple-centered jedi versus those who lead frequent diplomatic or medical missions versus exploratory and research jedi who spend most of their time in uninhabited wild space and the outer rim.

There is absolutely no way an organization that large doesn’t have factions that understand the force differently–my 15-person philosophy class couldn’t agree on a single thing we read all term.

Anakin shows up once, pulls up his PowerPoint and it just says “I am the Chosen One.”

The room immediately turns into chaos.

dear god why would you leave this in the tags

#Obi wan was pissed that his past presentation on Jedi/Mandalorian cultural parallelism was laughed out#so he put Anakin up to it just to send the room into a tailspin#Anakin LOVED it#he got to sword fight an eighty year old snake#and force chuck a dude into a wall#he officially never misses one of these anymore#every year he just goes up and says the most controversial thing he can to get the room to riot#the year after its ‘the more midichlorians you have the closer you are to the force’#he almost got stabbed by an old monk from the far side of dantooine#for that one#the council keeps letting him speak because it’s way less embarrassing to blame the fights on Skywalker#than admit everyone at an academic conference wants to murder each other#they did get a Nightsister to come to the conference btw#it was very enlightening and everyone liked her#the problem was that Anakin’s presentation that year was#‘master/student bonds are no different than lovers bonds in the force’#and#the Nightsister took REAL offense to that#Anakin is like 30% sure he got cursed#totally worth it for the look on Obi-Wan’s face tho#the Nightsister came back the next year#she brought friends!#they’re not sure if she did that because they were interested in the academics or if she wanted backup to beat the shit out of Anakin#but the council likes both cases#so they see this as an absolute win!

Yoda was banned and no one will talk about why

It happened six hundred years ago so no one knows but theories range from “he ate all the snacks” to “he personally instigated a duel meant to settle whether channeling the force through combat meditation is more effective than through regular meditation but the duel got out of hand and everyone but him lost at least one limb”

the truth is that he was never actually banned, he’s just been saying it so he doesn’t have to go. he started all the rumors himself

After Mortis anakin’s presentation is just standing ahsoka on stage solid 5 minutes and then as she’s rolling her eyes and about to hop off Morai flies past a window and anakin clicks to the next slide and it just says “the bird is the light side and it’s stalking my padawan”

bad-seamstress-blues:

trying to find something out so please rb and give your opinion on these cookies specifically in the tags

comment-tube:

Hello! I noticed you reblogged from a/nti-a/nti/-an/ti-th/ings (without the /s), and while the post you reblogged didn't really have to do with it, she is an ace exclusionist and in some of her replies on that post she continues to spread those views. I was wondering your stance on ace inclusion/exclusion.

Yeah, I actually deleted it when I noticed a reply from her being a dick about it. To be clear, I used to ID as ace, and I am 100% an inclusionist. 

I eventually realized that I wasn’t ace when I realized that I was actually attracted to women, lol. My journey basically went “I’m straight, church said so > wait, no, I guess I’m ace, I don’t feel sexual attraction > wait, no, I’m bi, I feel sexual attraction to women > wait a second, I only feel sexual attraction to women,” lmao. 

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I love trans headcanons for characters who have parents who disapprove of something random the character does in-canon because it implies that their parents are 100% loving and accepting of their transness but are absolutely beside themself with indignation at the thought of their child doing something very minor

Wizard’s son: Hey mom I’ve done a lot of thinking and I’ve decided to go by he/him pronouns, I’m a guy

Archwizard mom: That’s great, son :)

Wizard’s son: Also I was wondering if I could multiclass into rogue when I get olde–

Archwizard mom: If you could what

Someone in the notes tagged this as “t4t high school musical headcanon” and I am obsessed with it