@weaver-z

pancakeke:

pancakeke:

you can tell a game was made by Japanese devs when the dogs in it have buttholes

Teens on Tiktok are literally using DID as an excuse to make up OCs to cosplay… I know I’m going to catch some shit for this post but I do in fact have a hard time believing that ALL of the kids on that app who “have DID” are part of the 6% of people with DID who have visible and obvious switches between alters, including names, appearances, and ages. 

Question:

Bill, I just have one question for you. What color is an orange?

Answer:

You bonehead, an orange is the same color as its name. Just like a lemon :)

GOD DAMMIT, WHICH NINJA TURTLE ARE YOU?

honeynutfemios :

fromrushhourwithlove :

kingof-memes :

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HEY
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

lilahkaminsky :

i wanted to pin down a julia design so!!!!! obligatory jules carrying magnus like a Wittle Babey post

ko-fi! | commissions! 

normal-horoscopes :

firstborn-of-akatosh :

lesbianshepard :

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named ‘Charles Le Sorcerer’.

CHUCK WIZARDS CURSE OF SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

orcas-havenochill:

Martin gets tired of Avatars being confused by his existence so he gets a nametag

Everyon go follow my epic mutual @69420coolman they inspired me to make that horrific Raymond Wheatley post

alice-ghostie :

alice-ghostie :

fucking lol

this is so fucking funny they just took yandere simulator and remade it from the ground up but better in basically every way and it only took two weeks and $0

kazokuhouou:

…..marry me.

weaver-z:

The Vulcan mating cycle is the ancestor of the A/B/Omegaverse fanfiction trope

weaver-z:

I think I’ve discovered a concrete set of words that will make every trekkie on this website unionize and kill me

We gotta wrestle in the sand first…

Question: Okay, putting a flower crown on serial killers harms absolutely nobody. When was the last time someone was actually injured by a serial killer, the 50s? Sorry if you think this is a trend, but putting a circlet of flowers on top of a real human being that drove a 5 inch steel knife into an innocent persons beating heart can be qualified as self expression. Learn it. PS. I play reaper in overwatch and talk like solid snake when Im on the phone. I could hack the stock market if I needed to. Bye
Answer:

i cant decide what my favorite line of this is

Question:

So a while ago, you had reblogged about how the ace flag should get redesigned because the AVEN founder David Jay is homophobic and the AVEN triangle is where the colors come from is appropriating holocaust imagery. I meant to send you this sooner, but didn't know much of the history, so I looked into it. The flag was created so we didn't *have* to use the AVEN symbol and to represent all aces, not AVEN itself. As well as it was not created by David Jay but was a community effort. 🐝(1/2)

Answer:

Ah, good to know, thanks!

weaver-z:

disgruntledlungfish :

I voiced it

ratinatux :

ghostjulie :

weaver-z :

weaver-z :

Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle

The reading comprehension on this website……….

i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

strawberries???????

Tell me, Will. Is there a color called fucking “straw” in your crayon box?

weaver-z:

I think I’ve discovered a concrete set of words that will make every trekkie on this website unionize and kill me

The Vulcan mating cycle is the ancestor of the A/B/Omegaverse fanfiction trope

I think I’ve discovered a concrete set of words that will make every trekkie on this website unionize and kill me

lonestarboyfriend:

some of you are so fucking miserable get well soon

lonestarboyfriend:

maybe you were put on this earth to be tender and loving during a time when you are expected to be cruel and calloused

I have to say of all of the takes to come out of the HLVRAI fandom, “Wayne/Gordon is an ableist due to a few remarks made about Tommy being a kid” has got to be the dumbest take of all time lmao. They are literally doing improv and planned none of the lines beforehand. Wayne himself said in the commentary that he didn’t know if Baal was playing a literal child or not until he said “I’m 36” as a PUNCHLINE. You guys are reaching so hard it astounds me

toastpotent:

happy penis friday

toastpotent:

i appreciate people making posts like this but you all can’t use this symbol anymore because i thought it was about to be a penis friday post

weaver-z:

You Are All The Shitty Version Of Juggalos

weaver-z:

You all just like clowncore because you think they are your tribe by virtue of being silly and bad at fashion

weaver-z:

Clowncore this. Clowncore that. When are all of you going to admit that clowns are ugly as hell and always have been

Someone messaged me to say that this post made them sad so let me just say that I made this while I was angry and hungry and I made it because one of my exes was really into clowncore and she was a fujoshi who used to call me the Japanese word for a bottom unironically

weaver-z:

You all just like clowncore because you think they are your tribe by virtue of being silly and bad at fashion

weaver-z:

Clowncore this. Clowncore that. When are all of you going to admit that clowns are ugly as hell and always have been

You Are All The Shitty Version Of Juggalos

weaver-z:

Clowncore this. Clowncore that. When are all of you going to admit that clowns are ugly as hell and always have been

You all just like clowncore because you think they are your tribe by virtue of being silly and bad at fashion

Clowncore this. Clowncore that. When are all of you going to admit that clowns are ugly as hell and always have been

thebuttkingpost :

this is exactly tumblr when someone makes up some historical bullshit

bumblebeesnees :

astrelle :

Hi! My name is sword, and i’m a black nb lesbian and today’s my birthday! My following has slowed down a bit because I’ve focused on OC art, and I would love it if you could promo me!

My art has gotten fairly popular uncredited, and you may have seen these emojis around a lot of popular posts:

I’m the creator of these emojis! So please, if you’ve used these emojis in your servers/camera rolls/posts, and you’d like to support me and my art, please consider following me and/or dropping a tip at paypal.me/mothknights

please rb this if u can as well! ♥

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