lol this is realistic. reblog if you agree. if you dont writr a thoughtful comment below. enjoy.
ive never went on thw slides at the parks be cause of that ome spongebob episode where goes down one and his butt gets sanded off it scares me so much ill never go down a slide .i always go in the lazy river instead for hours on end and usually fall asleep which is just as enjoyable to me as the slides are for others so i domt judge. one time at 6 flags a life guard thought i died be cause i fell alseep so she swam out and carried me to the emergency nurse place they have and i woke up in her arms , it was the safest ive ever felt in my life but then she got mad and was like “i thought you were dead why did you fall asleep” and the nurse was like “beatrice that is a child you cant yell at a child” so she let me go. any ways i cant relate to this video but i hope pthers canreblog if you agree
As a kid I had a dream that slides were a trick and the tunnel would get smaller and smaller and so would you and at the bottom they’d bottle you in a little glass container. People need to be careful.
tumblr post: women should not be obligated to wear makeup
bootlickers: just a little reminder though that it’s ok to wear makeup i wear makeup just a reminder it’s ok to wear makeup i like to wear makeup i have eyeliner wings sharp enough to kill a man why do you hate women who wear makeup i love wearing makeup let women do what they want wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup
bubble wrap but theres terrified faces printed on the bubbles so you feel morally challenged popping them
did you mean horny
i would love to study you
i go into a tumblr hiatus every few months and every time i come back i see this dumb shit immediately
can you just shut up and enjoy the fact that all of our icons are yellow for a second
amy adams from sharp objects for some digital painting practice! 🥰 camille preaker deserves happiness…