dingleminyard :

_{I’m not  w o r t h  it.}

                                                _{Wolfgang, you  a r e.}

amitheconduit:

I think almost everything is placebo effect. Nothing does anything

hiyoratory :

Java sparrow

greebledgoblin:

greebledgoblin:

send get stickbugged vids to my entymologist friend and almost made him late to work

li4r:

Hi i am Deficient in so many minerals and im about to do something ill regret

windurst-s :

bacteriacore :

@busbug

someone: have you seen breaking bad?

me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing

madeleine-ferguson :

Kyle MacLachlan photographed by Richard Beymer.

patricide1917:

7172626728388918928292991974:

smallrat36wagon:

localtiktoks:

lol this is realistic. reblog if you agree. if you dont writr a thoughtful comment below. enjoy.

ive never went on thw slides at the parks be cause of that ome spongebob episode where goes down one and his butt gets sanded off it scares me so much ill never go down a slide .i always go in the lazy river instead for hours on end and usually fall asleep which is just as enjoyable to me as the slides are for others so i domt judge. one time at 6 flags a life guard thought i died be cause i fell alseep so she swam out and carried me to the emergency nurse place they have and i woke up in her arms , it was the safest ive ever felt in my life but then she got mad and was like “i thought you were dead why did you fall asleep” and the nurse was like “beatrice that is a child you cant yell at a child” so she let me go. any ways i cant relate to this video but i hope pthers canreblog if you agree

As a kid I had a dream that slides were a trick and the tunnel would get smaller and smaller and so would you and at the bottom they’d bottle you in a little glass container. People need to be careful.

awsmstevie :

kabuki loaf…

& a matching genji loaf

7172626728388918928292991973:

if i was a grisly bear i would literally attack every single human i came in to contact with . this post might seem controversial but its my opinion

lousolversons :

Quote Swap - Hannibal NBC, S2E13.

surprisedentistry:

tumblr post: women should not be obligated to wear makeup

bootlickers: just a little reminder though that it’s ok to wear makeup i wear makeup just a reminder it’s ok to wear makeup i like to wear makeup i have eyeliner wings sharp enough to kill a man why do you hate women who wear makeup i love wearing makeup let women do what they want wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup wear makeup

wlwwx-deactivated20210219:

chats with my mom

whatsallthisnow :

adulthoodisokay :

avoidingclaws-mostly :

Corvids are just the best

i love birds so much

It’s Upside Down Time!

progcomments :

on a brian eno interview

goofymale:

huffylemon:

goofymale:

bird-big:

goofymale:

bubble wrap but theres terrified faces printed on the bubbles so you feel morally challenged popping them

did you mean horny

i would love to study you

i go into a tumblr hiatus every few months and every time i come back i see this dumb shit immediately

can you just shut up and enjoy the fact that all of our icons are yellow for a second

bpdcassidy-archived:

Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions

kylemclachlan :

he’s always so fascinated by nature it’s adorable

amy adams from sharp objects for some digital painting practice! 🥰 camille preaker deserves happiness…

lousolversons :

Cynthia Erivo as Holly Gibney in The Outsider (HBO)

kristina100000:

putinspuppy:

kristina100000:

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

and you were

and i was

itchycoil:

larchcoin:

No one seems to care that micheal fassbinders character in the snowman was named harry hole

i care

hailtodachimp62llq437qqp31qq5yyt :

ndiecity :

rambient :

hailtodachimp62llq437qqp31qq5yyt :

attacka you with a branch

attacka

attacka

fucking kill and smasha you on a rock

yohandere:

jv-draws:

lonely girl, you are my world

@wellick

beetledrink:

“cooking” is just like when you made “potions” with mud and water and leafs as a kid. only, its real.

sirobvious :

tilthat :

TIL that drinking coffee daily lowers risk of suicide by 50% for both me and woman

via ift.tt

Good for you

ghewls :

hustlerose :

hustlerose :

“this chick” is barack obama 

@wellick

ferviduspizza :

This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet