“we need more platonic relationships in media” your inability to turn off your shipping brain is a You problem
“oh but we never get to SEE them be friends” you people can squeeze romance out of a rock, but you can’t extrapolate the platonic devotion and motivation behind an action or character arc? okay.
“but we never see them treated with the same importance as romance” your inability to consume anything other than ya novels is also a You problem
if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave
id fuck him
I’d fuck him too
you people are insane
You’re going in the labyrinth
Take his ass to the labyrinth
I consistently leave social situations feeling like I’ve talked too much and too loudly, and emphatically said things I don’t mean. I leave wishing I’d given more compliments and eaten more slowly. How do other people speak so fluidly, tell their stories so gracefully? I am messy and hungry and always swearing, always starting my sentences without knowing where they’ll end.
if you had to pick Once Character that you like that explains the most about you as a person in one fell swoop who would it be? not even because you relate to them the most ￼ necessarily or anything but its just like ohhhhh you WOULD like them and the thing theyre from huh. mine is probably hamlet
You know what I love? Calling it “Christian Mythology.” Referring to their god as “The Christian God.” Refusing to conform to the idea that their religion is any more valid than anyone else’s.
Oh, it makes them spicy. Gets them all twitchy. They wanna fistfight me in a Denny’s parking lot, but they know they can’t ‘cause I’m right.
absolutely can’t abide people who moan about the logical inconsistencies on hannibal like “that doesn’t work…that’s not legal… that’s physically impossible blah blah blah” it’s amazing how they think they’re watching some high brow, intricate crime procedural and not this high camp gay horror rom com where the main villain is an ostentatious european whose name literally rhymes with cannibal and grew up in a great big dracula castle
will low key has super powers and hannibal apparently gets around baltimore undetected through underground steam vents like a fucking ninja turtle get out of here with your facts